MDiv. 18+ Model. Theologian. Linguist. Became the stumbling block purity culture warned about. She/her Transvangelical.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mqeourfors2xPeople say, "no matter what you do, do it unto the Lord." But I keep making JOI videos and He still hasn't come again.11 Jul 2026 12:43 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqeourfors2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mqcceu4oj22dYou keep telling me that I need a personal relationship with Jesus, but then get mad when I send him nudes?!?! Make up your mind!10 Jul 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcceu4oj22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mjidfc6w4s22Katy Perry is about to release her worship album. Probably14 Apr 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjidfc6w4s22https://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mirfl5qye22nMicrodosing Easter by taking three days off aftercare after submitting you Daddy's will.05 Apr 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirfl5qye22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3miradff2ic2yCelebrating Easter like the Disciples by also putting my fingers in a man's holes.05 Apr 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3miradff2ic2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mir54m7uwc2yMicrodosing the empty tomb on Easter by not having a man in my hole.05 Apr 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mir54m7uwc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3miqykbjuns2nMicrodosing Jesus on Easter by also being aroused on Sunday morning05 Apr 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqykbjuns2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mim6lx7y2c23Celebrating Good Friday by also being put on display naked and having people conclude I'm God's gift to the world.03 Apr 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mim6lx7y2c23https://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mim53tsulc2pMicrodosing Good Friday by getting nailed in public.03 Apr 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mim53tsulc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mijiebu54s2vBTW, I will be making my annual Easter euphemisms for you all to enjoy. But before that, I'll be celebrating Maundy Thursday by having a foot cleaning kink.02 Apr 2026 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijiebu54s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mihuqhfgms2yI'm happy to announce my next book's title!!! Coming to Christ: How the Touch of Jesus Took Me Over the Edge01 Apr 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihuqhfgms2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mdvb7uojus2hI need people to stop saying there are no trans people in the Epstein files. Because I'm not convinced Caitlyn Jenner isn't in them.02 Feb 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvb7uojus2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mcdoic3fqc2rSo many people claimed "we are Charlie Kirk," but only Scott Adams was willing to follow through.13 Jan 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcdoic3fqc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mbtqywiv6s2kPhilip Yancey didn't have an affair. He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.07 Jan 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbtqywiv6s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mbpr3mqai22gSo... Through a series of events, I know know what it's like to sit in a puddle of oral numbing spray fluid.06 Jan 2026 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbpr3mqai22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mbn2p64tik2nSo far I've kept my New Year's resolution!!! My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.04 Jan 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbn2p64tik2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mbczlzkct22eThere's over 5 hours until midnight on the east coast, you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.31 Dec 2025 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbczlzkct22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mb54r33klc2gIn Bible college, the guys in my ethics class determined that romance books (including Christian romance) was porn for women because it "gives unrealistic expectations to women about men." The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...29 Dec 2025 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb54r33klc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3masrndmzzc2aIt's fun to say "Jesus had two dads." However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms." May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.25 Dec 2025 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3masrndmzzc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3masrndmzzc2aIt's fun to say "Jesus had two dads." However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms." May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.25 Dec 2025 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3masrndmzzc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3marq7sjo7c2pMy Christmas pajamas are so cute25 Dec 2025 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3marq7sjo7c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mageqjmujk2bI've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas. Consider the War on Christmas over20 Dec 2025 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mageqjmujk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mageqjmujk2bI've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas. Consider the War on Christmas over20 Dec 2025 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mageqjmujk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3maey3knbxc2uFBI 🤝 Conservative men in the bedroom Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"20 Dec 2025 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3maey3knbxc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3mabm6zrnns25Biblically/theologically speaking, God choose to have a woman bring the Messiah into the world because he didn't want a man to do it. "But, only women have babies!" And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man. Not much of a god...18 Dec 2025 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabm6zrnns25https://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3m7xlt4seas2yReading smut while dilating... My body doesn't know the to do14 Dec 2025 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7xlt4seas2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3m7nb5qbk322mWe need to recognize that Georgia didn't just flip a seat blue. A district that was specifically gerrymandered to keep it red was flipped. A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat10 Dec 2025 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7nb5qbk322mhttps://bsky.app/profile/transvangelical.com/post/3m76v27gu4k2hTPUSA is basically what happens when someone says "what if we treated white fragility as a virtue" and ran with it.04 Dec 2025 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:udj2u67xhynatyr2mxddt4fl/app.bsky.feed.post/3m76v27gu4k2h