cybersecurity reporter. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guyshttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlx77mesns2aGary has drip16 May 2026 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlx77mesns2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlx4pggcjk22Fuck Marry Kill John Travolta's weird beret John Travolta's weird facial hair John Travolta's weird three piece suit16 May 2026 05:33 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlx4pggcjk22https://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlwrddpdks2qPeople are gonna get mad at me but this look screams "America's preeminent White Muslim scholar"16 May 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwrddpdks2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlwonwpatk2a"Giantesses" is the funniest fetish you could possibly have. Like ok you have to sneak off to the bathroom every time The 50 Foot Woman is playing, which is a lot where you live. Ten out of 10 no notes16 May 2026 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwonwpatk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlwn2mkvxk2aTIM ROBINSON AS POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN: What the FUCK do you mean you didn't bring the can opener OLIVE? It's like my one thing! I eat the spinach which IS DELICIOUS by the way, that part is true, to make my arms go THUMP THUMP THUMP [using his mouth imitates the sound of jackbooted troops marching]16 May 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwn2mkvxk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlwmod5fpc2aHow does Charles Barkley look the same he did 20 years ago. Did he get vampirized at the age of 4516 May 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwmod5fpc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlwl2rsnrs2aWonder keeps on sending me inexplicably large orders of boneless wings without sauce. They tried to fix it by sending me even more wings but they still forgot sauce. I have like 72 boneless nugs for free now and am just gonna buy my own wing sauce16 May 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwl2rsnrs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlumpga47c2lwe can only hope that in 50 years Elon Musk will be viewed as an Eichmann-esque figure15 May 2026 05:41 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlumpga47c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlujbevndk2uWhen Evil Lurks has a lot of moments, but it also switches premises like three times and never really executes on any of them15 May 2026 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlujbevndk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlty5lhgx22tAutogenerated machine code and confusion [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlty5lhgx22thttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mltxxiisa22tI was correct then and I am correct now14 May 2026 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltxxiisa22thttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlp74hu4z222Sure that sounds bad but maybe "access to missile sites" is like "access to health care"?13 May 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp74hu4z222https://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlovpkbklc22No it's me, catturd [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlovpkbklc22https://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlovk2jcyk22Replaced is maybe the most visually incredible pixel based game I've ever played, and while it is a platformer of sorts, it plays more like an action game. I honestly can't believe the quality of some of the sprites, I wonder if they used voxels and exported them?12 May 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlovk2jcyk22https://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlhtnsmins2qAnd now we're going to go to brain damage for comment. Brain damage? My name's Dain Bramage, Keith10 May 2026 03:41 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhtnsmins2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlhsigilkk2qinside the golden trump statue there are nine anarchists who deeply misjudged how hard it was to do a trojan horse thing with a statue10 May 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhsigilkk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlhqq4y6js2qis it just me or does gen z dress like shit? yall look like the background of a Dawson's Creek party10 May 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhqq4y6js2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlf2nu6fo22gthere are many funny things going on here but the #1 has to be that's not a horse, man09 May 2026 01:08 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlf2nu6fo22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlevwryljc2gI'll be honest, this is the rare occasion when Trump said almost verbatim what any normal president would say? They do have it under control, it is a well understood virus, it is not known to be highly transmissible and we do have (our remaining..) scientists on it. No weird tangents about enemies [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlevwryljc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlevopw4z22gthey should just quash this once and for all by filming a video where Graham Platner debates 20 Nazis08 May 2026 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlevopw4z22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlemafkxsk2jThe people who want to ban SSRIs obviously either don't take them or lie about it. They are conspiratorial eugenicists who think the public are sheeple and want to take meds away for the sole purpose of taunting them w/ "fuck you, bootstrap it" https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/kennedys-health-officials-explored-us-ban-some-widely-used-antidepressants-2026-05-08/08 May 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlemafkxsk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlel3rf4es2kNo no no. Leftists should endorse Susan Collins. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlel3rf4es2khttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlel2w34m22k [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlel2w34m22khttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mlel2gjpmc2khas it occurred to you the pentagon UFO investigators might have been assigned that job for a Fox Mulder type reason tho [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlel2gjpmc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mld4ug6bv22khuh. I think i should buy it08 May 2026 06:42 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mld4ug6bv22k