tech/cybersecurity reporter. also known as Dopus Tom. never given $50k in a shoebox to some guyshttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrtcmf3qf22bTired of waiting to hear back from jobs? That's why I invented Refresho, a robot that continually uses its finger to refresh your email inbox and alerts you to a job hit by exploding into aluminum shrapnel!30 Jul 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtcmf3qf22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrsyaoylhs2dDid you say shrimp? I love shrimp. Shrimp cocktail, shrimp scampi, shrimp puffs, shrimp kabob, peanut butter and shrimp sandwiches, shrimp milkshakes, shrimp wine, Count Shrimpula cereal, and blueberry pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a lil brown sugar, and some shrimp.29 Jul 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsyaoylhs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrsy7tezzs2dthis joke from 2016 works today29 Jul 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsy7tezzs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrsot5rkos2eGold star to whoever can guess what this device I purchased is29 Jul 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsot5rkos2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrsnovnmuk2egooner confirmed i guess29 Jul 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsnovnmuk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrnvxuv7xs2jwell, it happened - i got laid off! PROS: no work CONS: hobbies require money thank you to everyone who subscribed to Exploit and please lmk if you have any leads! i have founded/cofounded two successful IT/cybersecurity industry newsletters, and have a decade of tech reporting experience.27 Jul 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnvxuv7xs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrgj7zijoc2wY'ALL24 Jul 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgj7zijoc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrfoel724c2lunemployed himbo summer24 Jul 2026 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfoel724c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mre5osheqc2ggen z doesnt even know that c.r.e.a.m. means cash rules everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill yall24 Jul 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mre5osheqc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mre5gjdnak2gExcited to announce I've just taken a job as head of site security for Murkoff Psychiatric Systems at Mount Massive! Can't wait to start, expect huge news on this front :)24 Jul 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mre5gjdnak2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrbr36rlas2hI know you're not supposed to try and play the market and only idiots try to play the market, but should I be dumping every asset I have into shorting SpaceX right now? [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbr36rlas2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mrazb5h2422iHi, it's the crazy white person in your neighborhood complaining about this teen i saw. Here's an entirely arbitrary list of things I believe "protect property value"22 Jul 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrazb5h2422ihttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mr6nducvs22othe Senate works thusly: disproportionate representation of right-wing rural states, inexplicably always trending towards a 50-50 party split where the Democrat most hated by their own party and constituents gets to call all the shots for some reason https://kfor.com/hill-politics/thune-republicans-would-welcome-fetterman-joining-senate-gop-conference/21 Jul 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6nducvs22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqzuegbrek2mYeah I've played Garrys Mod too man [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2026 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzuegbrek2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqzhlf44xk2mits unfortunate but ive settled into dressing like a cyberpunk enemy named Fat Athleisure Thug (White)19 Jul 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzhlf44xk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqzfukguls2m19 Jul 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzfukguls2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqxw6pyckk2lIf I was President, I'd get elected on Friday, Search history leaked on Saturday,19 Jul 2026 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxw6pyckk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3lwznimjha22222 Aug 2025 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwznimjha222https://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqxvyxlu422lI would have simply waited in the fetal position to be disarmed.19 Jul 2026 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxvyxlu422lhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqqj6uobo223[scoffingly] surely the beast would never devour itself16 Jul 2026 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqj6uobo223https://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqq57mrbgk23class after class of stupid, ugly children16 Jul 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqq57mrbgk23https://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqkyvpmook2xSir, that's Jared Leto14 Jul 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkyvpmook2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqkxsm54ic2klmao that their plan is to bitch and moan that the FAKE senate isn't even REAL14 Jul 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkxsm54ic2khttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqioa3mhgc2kReading this in the Tropico 1 advisor voice where if you click on a dead woman the sexist adviser says "soooo sad, muchacha" [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqioa3mhgc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/catturd2.bsky.social/post/3mqiivrowps2kit's funnier if lindsey graham was straight as a board the whole time13 Jul 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:ugtulcml7ptsivphrwpigrb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiivrowps2k