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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>welcome to my crash out acct. &#xA;&#xA;here to yap, fap, and eventually demand funds from somebody’s son (sexily)</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social</link><title>@hoeadjacent.bsky.social - slow burner</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3mc7dcditxk2b</link><description>my favorite eater hit me out of no where the same week my vibrator died</description><pubDate>12 Jan 2026 05:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc7dcditxk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3mac2e4pfxc25</link><description>(while the multitask convo is wild, during covid sometimes when my partner would have meetings id sit just beyond their desk in their eyesight and play w myself to tease/ edge them and that was kinda lit im ngl.)</description><pubDate>18 Dec 2025 20:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mac2e4pfxc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3m7tsgcx7fc2u</link><description>&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/VLyiUfwU3awAAAAC/mark-shark-tank.gif?hh=316&amp;ww=300</description><pubDate>13 Dec 2025 04:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7tsgcx7fc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3m7tps2sxkc25</link><description>i think imma get my nipples pierced and not talk to anybody or let anyone look at me until they’re healed. 🤷🏾‍♀️</description><pubDate>13 Dec 2025 04:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7tps2sxkc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3m7toxjvfp225</link><description>&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/9lVxxcoUPtcAAAAC/wtf-shades.gif?hh=498&amp;ww=406</description><pubDate>13 Dec 2025 03:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7toxjvfp225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3m6g3uv7oxs2h</link><description>adding this to my new year planning tbh.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Nov 2025 00:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6g3uv7oxs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3m6g2jyclls2v</link><description>this with the colored lights and a lil mursic&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Nov 2025 00:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6g2jyclls2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3m6fyrk2lyc2s</link><description>when the balls start tapping the clit&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 Nov 2025 23:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6fyrk2lyc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3lxmvhag5jk2i</link><description>EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE ⚠️</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2025 15:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxmvhag5jk2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3lx2cqiafps2k</link><description>being ravaged wherever the mood strikes in the crib is my favorite&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2025 06:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx2cqiafps2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3lx2cp3txmk2k</link><description>1. being flogged&#xA;2. being tied up&#xA;3. begging&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2025 06:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx2cp3txmk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hoeadjacent.bsky.social/post/3lx2cledpnc2k</link><description>joking back &amp; 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Orville yes!” 😑</description><pubDate>03 Jul 2025 23:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ui65jj3ghylnacegt7rsi6qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt3tk7vqtc2o</guid></item></channel></rss>