world's least accurate judd hirsch parody account. mke wrestlebuddy. rocko's dad. sgoast on twitch. he/him.https://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.sthttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mlmpwb4o6c2jplayed mixtape. it's fine. a bunch of "who talks like this?" moments that can easily be explained away by the idea of it being a playable john hughes film. the load-bearing soundtrack does it's job well and the ending earns it's emotional climax even if the middle gets a little lost in itself.12 May 2026 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmpwb4o6c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3ml7btz7fuc2wideal universe: no billionaires slightly less than ideal universe: maybe three billionaires, but they're all aware of the negative impacts of their wealth and regularly use it to fund either projects to negate those impacts or just to fund weird shit like pro wrestling, old movies, and space ghost.06 May 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7btz7fuc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mkydyixlts2xnearly every bad thing that's happened to milwaukee in the last twentish years has some connection to scott walker, i'm sure of it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkydyixlts2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mktama77oc2p"jesse 'the body' ventura is what happens if hulk hogan had ever thought deeply about death." - @bearonica.bsky.social01 May 2026 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktama77oc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mkpxmjjbc22pcurrently in "seeing shohei ohtani every 30 meters" withdrawl.30 Apr 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpxmjjbc22phttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mkjavem3bs2htoday's weird bit of post-honeymoon ephemera: found out that we had the same server at the muscle girls bar that @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social did.27 Apr 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjavem3bs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mkd4d6lcmc24they made me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd4d6lcmc24https://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mkbjwkz5us24nah, I don't want to go home. you can't make me.24 Apr 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbjwkz5us24https://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mk4yk3uui226why did we do this the night before a hotel transfer day. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4yk3uui226https://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mk3lxjpymk27on review, i'm pretty sure this post is what got me banned by a bluesky dev. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3lxjpymk27https://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mk2v73ri222soh cool. I'm going to die in three days. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 06:39 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk2v73ri222shttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mjvj4dmzuk2ibadtz-maru is coming to fucking murder you if you brought a large cushion to the quest of wonders parade.20 Apr 2026 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvj4dmzuk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mjv5vgm6us2ifirst thing I'm going to do when i get home is buy a 3xl t-shirt easily and without the anxiety that i misunderstood what the size actually means.19 Apr 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjv5vgm6us2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mjtzfkj2kk25they... they lifted me... [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Apr 2026 13:05 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtzfkj2kk25https://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mjofhyibkc2wnothing stinks up the mood of wandering through harajuku and stumbling into the 1-2 punch of a huge fuck off palantir office and a very busy harry potter store.17 Apr 2026 07:25 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjofhyibkc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sgoa.st/post/3mjo7gtozmk2wwhoever came up with the loitering teenager repellant noise that i can somehow still hear in my forties: eat my whole ass.17 Apr 2026 05:37 +0000at://did:plc:uif65qzb7auptgzhgybeo7ct/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjo7gtozmk2w