comedian; lawyer; believer in education, science, common sense, and human decency; fortwayneimprov.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mqhbvtlwys2gComedy also has a pretty hard-and-fast Rule of Threes, and I can't decide which one this would fall under.12 Jul 2026 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhbvtlwys2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mq354wbtkc2oWhat an awesome response by Egypt to a bullshit call.07 Jul 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq354wbtkc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mp73l6m5w22dWe need Anderson Cooper to be involved with the World Cup, as I can't hear "Bosnia-Herzegovina" without thinking of Channel One.26 Jun 2026 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp73l6m5w22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3moeps3zvjk26The #WorldCup is awesome on a lot of levels, but extra kudos to reminding everyone what an absolute banger "Come Together" is.16 Jun 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3moeps3zvjk26https://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mo6z25b3r22xMy unblemished streak of never once successfully sharing a Google Drive document on the first try continues.13 Jun 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo6z25b3r22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mnzroweofk2fIs there any way to watch the World Cup WITHOUT seeing James Corden?11 Jun 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzroweofk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mnpcasko6s2lGolf is an RNG game.07 Jun 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnpcasko6s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mnibqpdeys2fIf I had a time machine, I would go back and stop myself from ever having two Google accounts. It's an absolute tsunami of frustration.04 Jun 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnibqpdeys2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mmfhuukb2c26Enshittification should be required reading for all humans, but, oh, boy do I need to take frequent breaks from reading it.21 May 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmfhuukb2c26https://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3miyzo7vgr22yAround this time every year I question whether the stress of tax season is worth being self-employed. And every single year I consider just getting a job working for someone else, getting a W-2, and going back to doing my own taxes. Then I remember that it's much more fun when I'M the idiot boss.08 Apr 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyzo7vgr22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mhz2r56b222dHow did I get WORSE at swallowing as my life progressed?27 Mar 2026 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhz2r56b222dhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mhqmgpz3ck2kI'm all for the Orange King being president for life AND I'm all for the 22nd Amendment. It can be both, if we're lucky.23 Mar 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqmgpz3ck2khttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mfp5sxkb6c2j [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Feb 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfp5sxkb6c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mcuz33ddxk2oShare a bird pic you took.20 Jan 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcuz33ddxk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mclrhdyvjk2qI miss the days when the US wasn't run by the dumbest mafia ever.17 Jan 2026 04:25 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mclrhdyvjk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mc5ok4xkvs27My wife this morning, who fell asleep at halftime: "Sorry the Bears lost." Me, delightedly: "Oh, do I have a story to tell you."11 Jan 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc5ok4xkvs27https://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mc4plzpmgc27Chicago is going to be the drunkest it's been since game seven of the 2016 World Series.11 Jan 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4plzpmgc27https://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mc3fwmrn7k2iOkay, Bears, am I safe to talk shit all day?10 Jan 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc3fwmrn7k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mbh53ffxt22uWith Miami beating OSU and Bama getting boat raced, this weekend proved how idiotic it was to exclude the Irish from the CFP, but I'll also point out that the last team to actually beat IU (and soundly) was ND. I don't think they would beat them this year, but they certainly deserved a chance to.02 Jan 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbh53ffxt22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mahp64nwk22j"Love Hurt" will be 100% of the headlines tomorrow, regardless of the outcome of this game.21 Dec 2025 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mahp64nwk22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mafetxzhu22xMy family has been playing one game of Phase 10 for approximately 12 hours. I cannot understand why people like this game.20 Dec 2025 04:33 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mafetxzhu22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mafehxmg2s2zLooking forward to seeing which of these teams will play IU in an equally-confusing uniform color matchup.20 Dec 2025 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mafehxmg2s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3mafbyegqik26ND would have absolutely boat raced either of these teams.20 Dec 2025 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mafbyegqik26https://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3m7asj6742v2dI went to a new eye doctor yesterday. So now I have to lie to a total stranger about whether I can see the difference between number 1 and number 2.05 Dec 2025 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7asj6742v2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3m77cv2lsss2hI can't explain it, but egg nog is the warmest cold drink.05 Dec 2025 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m77cv2lsss2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3m5upbjvrbs2cTheir unhinged nature doesn't get to me as much as their non-existent senses of humor. As far as I can tell, committing to this absolutely terrible bit is the only crime that's been perpetrated. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2025 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5upbjvrbs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3m5telc2q6s2sEagerly waiting for Gary Larson's take on this literal war. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Nov 2025 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5telc2q6s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3m5k6zkkyck2eAikman is a concussed dipshit who also happens to be a tremendously boring color commentator. I challenge anyone to look at the tape and say I'm wrong. https://chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/11/13/espn-broadcaster-hall-of-fame-qb-troy-aikman-stands-by-criticism-of-bears-qb-caleb-williams13 Nov 2025 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5k6zkkyck2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3m56a6n7vjk2eRookie improvisers playing the voice of reason when everyone else just wants to follow the fun.09 Nov 2025 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m56a6n7vjk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelbradt.bsky.social/post/3m4xm35yxi223I've been watching old WWF matches on YouTube for NOSTALGIA, and I never realized how absolutely hilarious the Million Dollar Man's entrance theme is.06 Nov 2025 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:uinr4ck5beympl4wsprngpdj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4xm35yxi223