29 F| 18+ MDNI | Bambie Brainwasher’s not-so-secret account | I post weird content that’ll get in your headhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mu45d4u2zk2zI want to get tattoos (I probably never will but I do want them) and any time someone tries to talk me out of it or comments about me ‘marking up my skin’ with the implication that I’m ‘ruining’ something permanently, I think about my freckles and scars28 Aug 2026 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu45d4u2zk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mturffi3nc2lI’m trying to edit a video and this transition is absolutely killing me25 Aug 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mturffi3nc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtuqkpr6ks2lWanna touch?25 Aug 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuqkpr6ks2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtuqip6nns2lI haven’t gotten a big send all at once in a while, which is a huge shame considering how badly I want $200 in my cashapp right now. I got invited on a weekend spa trip and didn’t have time to save up. Sometimes I get what I want, but sometimes I don’t. Hopefully this time I do 🤞🏻🧖🏻‍♀️💕25 Aug 2026 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuqip6nns2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtu2hdpqyk2zFirst time I ever saw porn was when I was flipping through channels on a hotel TV. Anyway it went right to a channel where this group of fully naked men were standing around fully naked women, just rubbing chocolate + marshmallows all over their boobs near a huge bonfire. What the hell was that24 Aug 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu2hdpqyk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mttsrlr3n22h“hip dips” “cankles” “canthal tilt” “rabbit pretty” “fox pretty” “hunter eyes” “mom pooch” “dad bod” “hip shelf” if you ever utter one of these words to me ever again24 Aug 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttsrlr3n22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtsaip622c2jOkay fine so I bit you really hard. But I’ve also been a good friend24 Aug 2026 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsaip622c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtp7x2glzc26Lot of face pics recently can you tell I have rent coming up22 Aug 2026 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtp7x2glzc26https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtmirturys2yChoose your succubus!21 Aug 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmirturys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtjsqttq4c2gInsane how much of dieting is just gaslighting yourself20 Aug 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjsqttq4c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mtib6ivr222fMind control fantasies are more fun for me when they’re very far from reality. Magic, curses, silly, cartoonish.20 Aug 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtib6ivr222fhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mt6h3vhlhs2dI will never settle down again, and one of my biggest defense mechanisms against that is loving one of my exes who is no longer around. To long for something I will never have again. How could monotony and limitations ever compare?16 Aug 2026 05:24 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6h3vhlhs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msyblhxhlc2mFalling into the carnivorous clown pit and fucking my way out13 Aug 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyblhxhlc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msy5xnviqk2mI’m not telling anyone in the group about my zombie bite! It’s embarrassing13 Aug 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msy5xnviqk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msxzr6c36s2mSucks when you find a big well in the woods that has a small group of clowns living in it. And you can’t let them out because they obviously have talons and teeth but you can’t just leave them there to go hungry. So then you just get stuck feeding them gizzards. And you come to love them, in a way13 Aug 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxzr6c36s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mswauwyrm22zI went to a rave last weekend and got into a bunch of shenanigans and I still genuinely feel so awful… the brain fog and depression are so miserable… But I ain’t gonna spend any more time on it! Because I have another event this weekend and I have got to lock in12 Aug 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswauwyrm22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msvvs2dvos2qLol12 Aug 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvvs2dvos2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msube2pmlk2pI post my tits and ass for the love of the game but when I start posting pits and feet? That’s how you know I’ve got a trip coming up soon12 Aug 2026 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msube2pmlk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msnvvsqks227Got in a nasty argument today while eating a Ring Pop. I had just recently opened it and couldn’t put it down anywhere. Huge glob of candy attached to my hand, whole mouth already blue. I can never go back there ever again09 Aug 2026 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msnvvsqks227https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msmz6izdss2xI don’t give head, but I have had two different men lie down in front of my car to keep me from leaving. So I must be doing something09 Aug 2026 06:59 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmz6izdss2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msmlmx54ds2aI am the worst employee ever to have bc I only need this job to prove steady income. What are you gonna do, send me home so I can make more money there? How about you punish me by giving me another vacation. Reprimand me baby I’ll leave and change my number tonight. You are all ants to me09 Aug 2026 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmlmx54ds2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msjjn4kc3s25Make the porn you want to see in the world07 Aug 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjjn4kc3s25https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msj45qpi7k25They’ve never fired anyone at my job but I am so badly behaved there… there’s a string of fate tied between me and breaking that record and I am skipping towards it.07 Aug 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msj45qpi7k25https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msj3mmb5uc25Surely I won’t accidentally titnotize myself if I keep this up…07 Aug 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msj3mmb5uc25https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msg5scygmc2mI wish that my first instinct was to always be a very warm and nice person, but unfortunately it takes a great deal of effort for me to be ‘sweet.’ And I do it, often— acting cheerful, cordial, free of judgment even when I’m not. I wish that I wasn’t so inherently, instinctively manipulative.06 Aug 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msg5scygmc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3msg4tgwfbc2mI posted on twt that my DMs are broken again (as in I can’t reply to anything) and so many people were like “no they’re not, they’re still working” HAHA I THINK I WOULD KNOW06 Aug 2026 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3msg4tgwfbc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mseatogics26Mommy’s night out 🥂05 Aug 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mseatogics26