29 F| 18+ MDNI | Bambie Brainwasher’s not-so-secret account | I post weird content that’ll get in your headhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mlmgl5co2223Posted on my OF about how sorry I am for not posting more, that I’ve suffered an enormous loss and I just need a little time, and within like two days this guy whose last message to me was “I wanna stroke and cum for you” messaged me to be like “um hello??” like okay so unfortunately I hate you now11 May 2026 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmgl5co2223https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mlkenvrwys2cThe lady who keeps drinking all of my iced vanilla berry red bulls11 May 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkenvrwys2chttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mli3hlyel22oLook I honestly don’t know who’s been using this computer to repeatedly watch Lady Chatterly’s Lover during work hours. Have you asked Greg10 May 2026 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mli3hlyel22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mlhqsosbtc2o10 May 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhqsosbtc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mlhnm3nemc2tPlease, I’m comfy-maxxing here10 May 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhnm3nemc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mlauipovhc25You’re telling me Black Noir couldn’t have flown out of there07 May 2026 09:07 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlauipovhc25https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3ml5ez5s4cc2hSuper hero with lightning powers and they call him Electric Bill. Is this anything05 May 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5ez5s4cc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3ml5e5js2jk2h“therapy” this “therapy” that, how about I play seven hours of Baldur’s Gate 3 and add nine dresses to my wishlist instead05 May 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5e5js2jk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3ml573crvns2wSome people have really lost the plot on what natural breasts typically look like, especially when they’re big. Do you genuinely expect a pair of DDs to defy gravity?05 May 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml573crvns2whttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3ml35e3oevc2cI’m sorry I’ve been going through it so bad in such a public way. I don’t have a lot of outlets for my grief and I haven’t been in a normal headspace. I’m trying to work through it more so I can try to get back to ‘normal’05 May 2026 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml35e3oevc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkz7s3fnn22cI wish I believed in some higher power; I feel like it would give me so much comfort. I don’t understand how other people do it.04 May 2026 08:08 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkz7s3fnn22chttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkyq7ogjlk2cWhat songs do you like to cry to04 May 2026 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyq7ogjlk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkwmkbgif22oI ended up paying a couple thousand dollars towards the funeral because the guilt and sadness of knowing her family can’t pay it all has been eating me alive03 May 2026 07:18 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwmkbgif22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkvvw7smy22uYou know it’s bad when I stop posting ass and titties03 May 2026 00:34 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvvw7smy22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkukmrtug22uHow do well-adjusted people do this lol02 May 2026 11:39 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkukmrtug22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mktrb7icys2cI’m grieving so much, it feels like physical pain. I feel so sad in a way that is just this big cold pit inside of me. I feel so much guilt for not spending more time with them. I feel awful. I just feel so bad. Please don’t be weird or shitty to me, I am truly hanging on by a thread02 May 2026 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktrb7icys2chttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mktfkcrgbs2u“You’ll suck a dildo on camera but not a dick?” Yeah it’s almost like I’m making pornographic content for money that doesn’t reflect my IRL sexual behavior you stupid fuck. My consent isn’t for you to rationalize. You can fuck yourself02 May 2026 00:35 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktfkcrgbs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkri3xepos27I set my fictional birthday a little bit before my real birthday, which still isn’t for another few months. But I think it’s funny that Bambie Brainwasher will be 30 before I am01 May 2026 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkri3xepos27https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkr4jzago227“Is it pink? Is it pink?? I bet it’s bubblegum pink!!” I am thirty years old what the fuck are you even talking about01 May 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr4jzago227https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkquyjeyik27Today was awful. I lost a loved one who had been sick for a very long time. I didn’t feel much of anything when I got the news she had passed, I knew it was going to happen. Seeing her in the casket ripped me apart. I’ve been crying all day, I cry just thinking about it. I know it’ll pass but01 May 2026 00:34 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkquyjeyik27https://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkoy6aemn22uMy roommate used to come in my room to wake me up if I was sleeping for too long. Usually I would just convince her to come lay in the bed with me and then we would both sleep for another several hours. I may not be good at being told what to do, but I’m great at goading people into falling asleep.30 Apr 2026 06:25 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkoy6aemn22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkk435lkuk2nDating today is such a joke! You wouldn’t believe how many of my flings have ended just because I was manipulative and vindictive and wholly unwilling to compromise or accommodate room in my life for anyone in any way.28 Apr 2026 07:52 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkk435lkuk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkk24exyj22nI want sex that ruins a friendship. I want sex when there’s only one bed; when it wouldn’t even be on our mind if we hadn’t put that pillow between us. Awkward energy filling the stuffy room, heartbeats so loud you can’t think, like you can’t even breathe until my shorts are off and you’re inside.28 Apr 2026 07:17 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkk24exyj22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkjzjw33kc2nWhenever I make posts teasing or degrading men who like feet, know and trust that it is solely for content lol. I love a foot freak. Toe-suckers and sock-huffers get in here. If you’re not making out with my soles after I get home from a pedicure then what is the point even28 Apr 2026 07:06 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjzjw33kc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkje2szwws2lI have the absolute worst most unnatural piss-yellow lighting in my entire apartment. Tried to take some pics in my kitchen and after painstakingly adjusting the brightness, shadows, temperature, hue, and various filters I am now proud to announce that I have somehow made it look even worse28 Apr 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkje2szwws2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkep4r3ayk2bI’m suggestive. You’re suggestible.26 Apr 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkep4r3ayk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkenz4qwks2b*punishes you by making you sit on the cushioned deck furniture without checking for spiders first*26 Apr 2026 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkenz4qwks2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/masterbambie.bsky.social/post/3mkc5zs2d6c2yIn the spirit of being a little more open and vulnerable on this very small account, I’m going to talk about something that might be a bit triggering and dark. Why don’t I make content that depicts me being hypnotized? Why am I so averse to the idea of being a subject in any capacity?25 Apr 2026 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:uirjohujvxfnbdwmymxv345j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkc5zs2d6c2y