Queer co-producer of @killeverymonster.com, co-founder of @deadghostpro.com, editor of @unpreparedcasters.bsky.social, photographer. He/him. 💼 See my work at aramvartian.com 🎲 Join my games at startplaying.games/gm/vartian 🏳️‍🌈 Find my shows at aram.gayhttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlzg4pycqk2zThinking about trains and in-between places.17 May 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzg4pycqk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlvp5itf6k2vThere are a lot of rooftop pools in DC, and they frequently contract teenagers from Bulgaria to staff them with lifeguards. Some of them ended up in our building, and we were the only ones to actually hang out with them. They were all so very lovely.15 May 2026 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvp5itf6k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlvhkkbsj22rTypes of advertising that will make me aggressively avoid your product: “Are you still using…” “Experts don’t want you to know…” “We built this non-gendered product specifically for men.”15 May 2026 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvhkkbsj22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlr75ikgpk27It is nearly warm enough where I can walk out on the pier before sunrise and catch light trails from boats headed out on the lake.13 May 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr75ikgpk27https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlr372zinc2aEvery cat has two modes.13 May 2026 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr372zinc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlqrnseeak2vYouTube keeps feeding me long form "We Are All In A Simulation" videos. And look...I can buy that. Sure, we're all in the Matrix. Is it okay if I don't care? Unless you're here to offer me the red pill and yank out my skull cord, I don't know what you expect me to do about it.13 May 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqrnseeak2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlqq42vlyk2qA few pics from my early morning walks.13 May 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqq42vlyk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlpebnkauc2eTrains are neat.13 May 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpebnkauc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mloqhqmick2wI mean, Bluesky didn't do that. No one got tricked. We don't exist on social media as little soldiers in a constant war. We just want to talk with our friends sand share pictures without random Nazis showing up. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloqhqmick2whttps://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlgjx6ix6s27"The King made an image of gold, 60 cubits high and 6 wide, and set it up on the plain of Dura in the province of Babylon. He then summoned the satraps, prefects, governors, advisers, treasurers, judges, magistrates and all the other provincial officials to come to the dedication." - Daniel 3:109 May 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgjx6ix6s27https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlgf3euq3c26I am under three blankets, I have a coffee in hand, I have a space heater on, and I am still shivering. It also feels like they left the needle in my arm. The shingles vaccine is no joke.09 May 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgf3euq3c26https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mleksnb4n226Wizards is busy turning its one successful product into a micro-transaction cesspool that will undercut any success DnD Beyond subscriptions have garnered.08 May 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleksnb4n226https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlcsmx7tls26I made it 22 minutes in before I rushed to buy the .PDFs of Stonetop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH5-uQj4uOA08 May 2026 03:39 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcsmx7tls26https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlbdoi76m227“The most transparent administration ever.”07 May 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbdoi76m227https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mlbc3rvq5227I’ve never met an Armenian who has said “we can never let the genocide happen again, but that only applies to us.” Not a single one.07 May 2026 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbc3rvq5227https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3ml3e7jux6c23I am gonna blow them up to at least 100% and get some true weirdos.05 May 2026 04:33 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3e7jux6c23https://bsky.app/profile/aramvartian.com/post/3mkxukx5ojc2pWalking around Uptown Chicago.03 May 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:ujfzc7dndvpm3mk44j56qntt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxukx5ojc2p