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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Teacher, student, (over)thinker, &amp; either one of the smartest idiots or dumbest geniuses you will ever meet.  He/Him.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social</link><title>@jersey2bronx.bsky.social - Jersey2Bronx</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3mfcm4vg5g22x</link><description>@ticketmaster.com been getting hung up on this authentication page for a half hour trying to get into the waiting room.  Now 11 minutes into on sale and I’m sure your legalized scalping (oops, “dynamic pricing”) has made tix unaffordable for the average Joe.  FFS.</description><pubDate>20 Feb 2026 17:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcm4vg5g22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3mfcln7d2wk2q</link><description>@ticketmaster.com I believe I speak for every concertgoer when I emphatically say, your site really sucks.  I won&#39;t even get into your business practices.  &#xA;&#xA;To sum up, FUCK YOU.</description><pubDate>20 Feb 2026 17:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcln7d2wk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3mbzjtfq36k2b</link><description>We’re so beyond the pale at this point that we’ve become translucent.</description><pubDate>09 Jan 2026 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbzjtfq36k2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3m3ig35oets2b</link><description>NYC No Kings</description><pubDate>18 Oct 2025 18:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ig35oets2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lzwvzkytfs2q</link><description>Just a thought… maybe the #Mets are cursed because of that dog that gets electric shocks to give paw in the parking lot?</description><pubDate>29 Sep 2025 02:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzwvzkytfs2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lzixzc4jbc2t</link><description>All jokes aside, we know he’s blaming Tylenol only because there’s no way in hell he can pronounce acetaminophen.</description><pubDate>23 Sep 2025 12:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzixzc4jbc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lxfgcj5zoc2s</link><description>Thank god the Cracker Barrel crisis ended just in time for the worst people you know to get weird about a famous musician getting engaged to a famous athlete.</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2025 16:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxfgcj5zoc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lwfvwhacts2k</link><description>Tried the new McDonaldland shake with the mystery flavor... My best guesses are Pepto Bismol or Robitussin.  Possibly the fusion of both.</description><pubDate>15 Aug 2025 03:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwfvwhacts2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3ltp4qiks2s2c</link><description>It’s not surprising that the right is angry about the Superman movie and its message of hope, kindness, and loving your neighbor. 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I say it is a perfect metaphor.  &#xA;&#xA;Every game hunter hangs the heads of their prized kills on the wall.</description><pubDate>09 Jun 2025 09:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr635kaybs27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lqvj43p4bs27</link><description>While we are all loving the Elon/Trump lover’s quarrel, note that it is more important than ever to stay vigilant and keep an eye on what the government is doing.  Always be mindful of the potential sleight of hand that can accompany (or be part of) great theatre.</description><pubDate>05 Jun 2025 23:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvj43p4bs27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lpzhl6g5vk2q</link><description>@mta.info Express Transit suddenly not working on my iPhone. I have troubleshooted with Apple, &amp; talked to bank. It is neither the phone or my account.  Please advise.</description><pubDate>25 May 2025 20:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzhl6g5vk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lmoe4lcaqk2h</link><description>In recent years Green Day has gone from a band that I like to a band that I love to a band that of true meaning and significance in my life.  Their set at Coachella was nothing short of brilliant and something I desperately needed after a hard couple of weeks. #greenday #Coachella</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2025 05:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmoe4lcaqk2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lgarc3iqi22r</link><description>I have been a huge supporter of TikTok, but after the stunt they pulled over the weekend with Dear Leader, they give me the ick.  I still believe the ban is wrong - it is govt overreach &amp; sets an awful precedent, but as an individual I am no longer down with the app itself. 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I&#39;ve used TurboTax for what seems like forever, but I know there&#39;s gotta be better options (especially after their &#34;live help&#34; abandoned me 3x in a row during chat).</description><pubDate>12 Jan 2025 17:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfkpkhi2f22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3le5krtxn5s22</link><description>Christmas movie marathon pro tip - watch Love Actually before watching Die Hard so you can see Alan Rickman get what he deserves.</description><pubDate>25 Dec 2024 18:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3le5krtxn5s22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jersey2bronx.bsky.social/post/3lbzoanzl722z</link><description>Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!</description><pubDate>28 Nov 2024 18:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uji36bbd3ssru65jsrx2x5hm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzoanzl722z</guid></item></channel></rss>