Recovering Twitter Junkie I post food stuff, and funny stuff. YouTube: YouTube.com/@gettingsaucedpod ryanlindley.substack.com (Free!)https://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3m3o2qkm7ms2qJust finished a jar of pickles and had to laugh at the use of the word “Ultimate” and the actual (minus maybe 10 chunks that got dumped out) amount of garlic in the jar. There is more garlic in peanut butter than there was in this jar of pickles 🤣😂21 Oct 2025 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3o2qkm7ms2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3m3nm5x3ess2zWhy does this work so well??? 🔥🔥20 Oct 2025 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3nm5x3ess2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3m2zztehy7s22The host of tonight’s festivities also needs a round of applause. Photo courtesy of The Grooming Lab 😂🐾 Tell him how handsome he is with his turkey tie. Tell him!13 Oct 2025 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2zztehy7s22https://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3m2zjjj2n3s2c🎶“Life for me is a gravy boat fantasy….”🎵12 Oct 2025 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2zjjj2n3s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3m2l75jnvuk2a“I’m sorry, you stupid motherfucker but were you under the dilute impression you could eat Goldfish crackers without my express knowledge and consent of action? No, I didn’t think so…..” I live with a mobster07 Oct 2025 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2l75jnvuk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3m2kyfrkbek2gThe struggle is real07 Oct 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2kyfrkbek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lzuiqn452k2iWhen you have a wing craving, sometimes you gotta steal the dust and sauce recipe of your favourite closed-down pub from their former employees and do it at home! 😂🔥28 Sep 2025 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzuiqn452k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lylmfnwzws23The Niebolt Street house from Stephen King’s “It” was a derelict, dilapidated and abandoned property that housed a portal to pure evil. In Hamilton, this is a charming, characteristic 2-storey with a loft on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighbourhood and was just reduced to $899,000.00 😂11 Sep 2025 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lylmfnwzws23https://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lxe2rmqjjc2xGonna get a head start for 2025 here: How many years have you been gaslit about the “ThE wAr On ChRiStMaS”? How many of your Christmas celebrations have been absolutely devastated by this decades-long “wAr”? Do you fucking get it yet? You are just having “shower fights” in public 😂 https://media.tenor.com/RTMaO-EJbHEAAAAC/mad-upset.gif?hh=281&ww=49827 Aug 2025 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxe2rmqjjc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lwx24zygsk2j21 Aug 2025 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwx24zygsk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lw64oars3k2cYes please! [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Aug 2025 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw64oars3k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lw64mulwwc2cSome real talk: The faster y’all realize that chicken wings, brisket and beef jerky were considered “peasant gruel,” the faster you’ll realize we’ve all been hoodwinked by strategic marketing and uncontrolled, cannibalistic capitalism. https://media.tenor.com/mGBnoe2TuwsAAAAC/thanks-for-c-wcth.gif?hh=498&ww=46512 Aug 2025 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw64mulwwc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lvyuxjmflk2rDid I rip too hard on the top to taste them and ruin the social media money shot? Yes. Yes I did 😂09 Aug 2025 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvyuxjmflk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lvyr5uulo22rEvery Friday morning I check in with @genevalaitis on @610cktb and we chat about cooking and BBQ. Yesterday, (after learning of Gene’s disdain for plain yellow mustard 😂) we talked about dry rubs and beef ribs. So, here we are with a nice rack with a grainy horseradish mustard binder and SPG dry rub09 Aug 2025 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvyr5uulo22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lvwqol6xoc25Carney is actually playing the 4D chess the mouth-breathers quote. You’re literally watching Canada cripple them with spreadsheets and math, rather than rhetoric and memes. “WhY dIdNt He MaKe A dEaL?!” Sit back and grab the popcorn, kids. I love this country so much ❤️🇨🇦09 Aug 2025 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvwqol6xoc25https://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lvrwjdgubk24Purposely stating false math equations on Bluesky = Understood by logic Purposely stating false math equations on Twitter = Predictable Thanks for being the obvious litmus test07 Aug 2025 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvrwjdgubk24https://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lvrntctbg22gOne million dollars is comprehensible to a “normal” brain. It’s like owning two moderate homes. One Billion Dollars is 1000 time One Million. That 500 moderate homes. One Trillion dollars is one million times one million dollars. That’s 500,000 moderate homes. Do you fucking get this yet?07 Aug 2025 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvrntctbg22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lvrh56adpc2g07 Aug 2025 00:09 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvrh56adpc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lvhjfiw6qk2eAshley and I are making sure we keep up with the latest slang. I think we’re pretty hip.03 Aug 2025 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvhjfiw6qk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lutv6p4kv22cI’m absolutely gobsmacked she shot herself in the back of the head next week outside of any camera range. Totally didn’t see that coming.26 Jul 2025 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lutv6p4kv22chttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lurg6qsaqs2kDaily reminder25 Jul 2025 06:27 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lurg6qsaqs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3luomyyzgkk27The music stripped from the final song. Ozzy knew. The Prince of Darkness was also the Prince of Light for his wife and family. Rest well, my dude.24 Jul 2025 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3luomyyzgkk27https://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3luog6nltj22wResale Front row centre for McCartney in Hamilton? $7,000.00 Resale nosebleeds? $350-ish You want my vote moving forward? You best be including the break up of this stupid fucking entertainment monopoly24 Jul 2025 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3luog6nltj22whttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lugvygiw522iFirst steps of tackling a pet restoration project I took on last year. Something about an old typewriter makes my soul warm. The look, the sounds and the history of what it produced… This one was Ashley’s Grandfathers. It’s a vintage Underwood. We’re gonna make her pretty again, Popsy!💪🏼21 Jul 2025 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lugvygiw522ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3ludlq3vnik2pBaby Brisket on the Weber Kettle 🔥19 Jul 2025 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ludlq3vnik2phttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lubnpff7uk2hCandied Jalapeños 🔥 Aka “Cowboy Crack” 8-10 Large Jalapeños cored and sliced 1 cup white sugar 1 cup brown sugar 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon ginger powder 1 cup Apple Cider Vinegar (white works too) 1/2 cup water Salt to taste18 Jul 2025 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lubnpff7uk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3ltnpttxze22vFor all my hardcore Anthony Bourdain fans… My friend Zamir has released a book. You’ll remember Zamir as Tony’s “fixer” and trusted travel companion on location for ~10 episodes across Bourdain’s various shows Order on Amazon! Congrats Zamir!! a.co/d/3ouuBgW https://a.co/d/3ouuBgW11 Jul 2025 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltnpttxze22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3ltl52wv66k2iAnyone else sick right now? Started out as nausea, then what feels like full blown flu and sinus infection raced in like wildfire. Slept all day too! Is this the new Covid?? I don’t think I’ve ever felt like this all over 🤧10 Jul 2025 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltl52wv66k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3ltawzcisb22aRibfest in town this weekend. Cool story, bro 😂🔥🔥05 Jul 2025 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltawzcisb22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanlindley.bsky.social/post/3lswf3j4t322dDon’t let the full-time fools on social media get you down. This is the best damn country to live in. You’re given examples outside our borders every second of the day. Never let your privilege of being Canadian let you take it for granted. Happy Canada Day, eh! ❤️🙌🏼 https://media.tenor.com/JdtyUwLYaAQAAAAC/happy-canada-day-canada-day.gif?hh=498&ww=49801 Jul 2025 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:ulfb4cuj4ycv2q3gae473ft2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lswf3j4t322d