Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.https://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mvbn66omgc23The gardener I’ve hired to do some work in my yard sent me this from the flower bed she’s cleaning up Something for scale to show that these are not human sized would have been useful!11 Sep 2026 22:41 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbn66omgc23https://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mv7krvy7sc23I refuse to believe other countries actually enjoy these games. I understand going to it for the rare experience but they’d have developed American football leagues by now if they actually liked the sport itself.11 Sep 2026 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7krvy7sc23https://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mv53xmi5t22jI don’t want to get ahead of myself but what if, hear me out, the NFL season opened with a ~tie~10 Sep 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv53xmi5t22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mv4iyhoovs2sPlease admire my new pergola. As for the rest of what’s going on in this picture, mind your own fucking business.09 Sep 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4iyhoovs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mv3zwawo2225It’s called perimenopause and it’s only a crisis for people who get in my way. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3zwawo2225https://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3muuey3iiss25The new Harlan Coben reaches levels of absurdity heretofore unknown to television. An impressive feat. It’s sublime.06 Sep 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuey3iiss25https://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mupn4igcjs2aObjectively the best state fair in the nation and everyone should go to it at least once in their lifetime. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupn4igcjs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mtjxt7sxsc27He hired his stalker. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjxt7sxsc27https://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mt5liups7224New middle age achievement unlocked: getting my first shingles shot.15 Aug 2026 21:10 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5liups7224https://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mrvzphoewk2bI actually can’t think of a single role I wouldn’t rather see Jason Mantzoukas in.31 Jul 2026 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvzphoewk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mrgtpt4ryk2tOn the phone with my mom and she’s telling me about the Hiddleston Pompeii doc, excitedly going into detail about how they know exactly what some people were doing because bodies were cast in ash and I’m trying not to laugh because all I can think of is this25 Jul 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgtpt4ryk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mrgf2rxrzc2tI would sooner call them jizzes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgf2rxrzc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mreg4vlfbs2fI have two words for you: strawberry plums.24 Jul 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mreg4vlfbs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/girlwonder.bsky.social/post/3mre5swbuwc2xYou would think that, by now, what with everything that is going on in this country and in this world, that reading absurd but factual word salads would no longer get a “what the fuck” out of me, and yet [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:uo22e2zzgj5bph4b5a55syk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mre5swbuwc2x