I like games, theater, and generally silly things. Mostly known for my love of cheese curds and time spent in the bathroom.https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrsursfuik2fMy Ayn Thor arrived yesterday and I got it set up and holy shit I’m in love.29 Jul 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsursfuik2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrsghya2ec26I’m 40 now, which means it’s finally time to buy a headboard.29 Jul 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsghya2ec26https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrqguqh4ns2b“I watched too many horror movies and now they make me feel nothing- The Jordan Story” My new autobiography.28 Jul 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqguqh4ns2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrqcxpfnek24I too would like to fail at my job and then make 800k a year as an advisor. Fuck, I wish I had no personal ethic outside of my own advancement.28 Jul 2026 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqcxpfnek24https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrpuwytdn224So I’ve been playing a lot of chess recently and it has made me really want to play Fake Chess, the tabletop rpg.28 Jul 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpuwytdn224https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrnvkrv7dc26This is both shitty and sounds so fucking boring. Fuck Mike Mearls and fuck Joe Manganiello. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnvkrv7dc26https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrn7ss3vu22eTo combine my two hobbies in one post, this is for people with Strymon pedals and a Klon Centaur. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn7ss3vu22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrn7okn2z22eIs it actually a hot take to say that I don’t care for collector’s editions in general? [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn7okn2z22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrn7evrhmk2eSo fun fact, you wouldn’t need to do that. You don’t need the filler nonsense that plagues modern RPGs. Like 75% of FF7 Remake and Rebirth was fully unnecessary and boring. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn7evrhmk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrktc632ks2zThis is a wildly good deal. I can’t recommend it enough. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrktc632ks2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrknpai6ns2kWe don’t hate Rockstar Games enough. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrknpai6ns2khttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mribzipkos2z40 feels pretty much identical to everything else.25 Jul 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mribzipkos2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mrgbqhrobc2uBro clears the place out. Damn. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgbqhrobc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr75hz4gxk2rFuck it. Let’s break a thousand ELO. I know that’s not high, but I’m not very good at board games. Just because I play them doesn’t mean I’m good. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr75hz4gxk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr72r7gkdc2rTonight’s movie is Three Colors: Blue. Going to try to finish up the Three Colors trilogy this week. This is my first Krzysztof Kieślowski movie! I’m excited.22 Jul 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr72r7gkdc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr72cjfzhc2rFucking finally. It’s so refreshing to see a politician actually say it out loud. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr72cjfzhc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr6wwuccms2rI just saw a video where someone shit talked Repo Man and I’ve never turned off a video faster. If you don’t like Repo Man, you’re wrong.21 Jul 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6wwuccms2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr6radq6fc2vI’m in a friend group discord with a few really cool indie designers who talk through their projects and goddamn I’m glad that game designers exist because I don’t want to do the work they do.21 Jul 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6radq6fc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr5ptrfzwc24 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 11:37 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5ptrfzwc24https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr4lv6wtr22sGetting back into chess after years off… so I go to chess dot com, make an account, and proceed to get my ass absolutely handed you me in about 3 minutes by a stranger.21 Jul 2026 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4lv6wtr22shttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr4dkk5nk222Professional actor lists their favorite movies, many of which are foreign language or art-house. The comments: Why are all of these picks so pretentious bro? Every single time. Sorry that some people have taste and you’ve only watched Christopher Nolan.20 Jul 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4dkk5nk222https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr3znqy7ms23https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/sculptor-charlie-kirk-statue-new-york This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. He made the statue without it being commissioned and hoped an unnamed benefactor would give him millions for it. Then when that didn’t happen, he started a Go Fund Me hoping to make 150k and has made $1,400. Holy shit20 Jul 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3znqy7ms23https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr3r45icps2mThe hype I feel is truly outrageous. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3r45icps2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mr3nj4rxks2uI need to make a ttrpg confession: I don’t care for one-shots. For me, the minimum I want to play is 3 sessions. I’d rather play a board game than a one shot. I’m really glad that people love one-shots, but they aren’t for me.20 Jul 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3nj4rxks2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mqwe7lkvw224Combining coupons I ordered some new handheld gaming e-waste for 100 dollars off! https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/fe/a4/suz6ONBu.gif?hh=174&ww=408&mp4=JeJpcktxXr6JlG&webm=lOMquiGMeGmzY18 Jul 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwe7lkvw224https://bsky.app/profile/gm-jordan.bsky.social/post/3mqw3i7fv7k2bI came up with a joke to tell my friends Vladimir and Estragon, but… it’s not time to tell them yet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:uoxree57tinyoooa3swrn7kv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqw3i7fv7k2b