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zebras.</description><pubDate>06 Mar 2026 07:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:upo5r574rfacmun72xhr4raw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgeqishsps2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ecmemes.bsky.social/post/3mg3nsqklnv2k</link><description>When you smooth talk your way out of alliance communication...&#xA;(Italy&#39;s defense minister Crosetto was on holiday in Dubai when he was stranded at the airport due to the escalating conflict)</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2026 16:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:upo5r574rfacmun72xhr4raw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg3nsqklnv2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ecmemes.bsky.social/post/3mg2wtjkgft22</link><description>A simpler life...</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2026 09:27 +0000</pubDate><guid 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