I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing Kind of. shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4bahttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lceksybhts22Maybe if the National Waffle Association gave more money to politicians, there’d be less mass shootings and more waffles.03 Dec 2024 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lceksybhts22https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mty7nc6crs2pLet’s also remember Dolly, the cloned sheep, who was euthanized unceremoniously on February 14, 2003.26 Aug 2026 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mty7nc6crs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lcswh2nfoc22Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife.08 Dec 2024 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcswh2nfoc22https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lg224evq3222"Sherbet?" No. It's pronounced "schlerblurbf."18 Jan 2025 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg224evq3222https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lk7vaw5alk2mCan you eat so many tacos that your pee smells like tacos?13 Mar 2025 00:57 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk7vaw5alk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3md2vbyp4pk2eYes. I'll have the turkey club but just serve it like a normal sandwich and a half, side-by-side, because I'm not a fucking Burmese python.23 Jan 2026 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3md2vbyp4pk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mtx7obsnoc2lANSWER: Yes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx7obsnoc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mtx7mvtcjc2lAsk yourself: Fuck me?26 Aug 2026 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx7mvtcjc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mtwxbumgpk2wThere will be boob jokes.25 Aug 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwxbumgpk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mjunu2as5s23My step uncle-in-law once told me, "Always do everything first class.". Then he sat on the hood ornament of a Bentley.19 Apr 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjunu2as5s23https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lblsc7pmvc2lI bought a bunch of vowels in the late eighties thinking they’d be worth something. But everybody was buying them, thinking the same thing. Wrthlss.23 Nov 2024 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lblsc7pmvc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mtrr6rmv6c2xI appeal to the fantasy media industry to refer to any breaking Puka Nacua news as PUKA NACEWZ. Thank you in advance, Bob #PukaNacewz #PukaNacews23 Aug 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrr6rmv6c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lci4lagzik22"No, Mr. Heller," said the judge, "Presenting exhibit D will NOT please the court. That is why you are here in the first place."04 Dec 2024 12:08 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lci4lagzik22https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mk527phjcs2hwaiter, there’s an epstein file in my soup23 Apr 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk527phjcs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lbqiqw76ms2oBack in high school, they used to call me HORSE COCK. You know, because I used to keep one in my locker. I didn't go to the prom.25 Nov 2024 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbqiqw76ms2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mplxdjwxb223. . . In the pink and one in the stink, your honor01 Jul 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mplxdjwxb223https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lcptt5jo7c23Hey, I'm a life coach now so stop being a big fat stupid pig.07 Dec 2024 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcptt5jo7c23