I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing Kind of. shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4bahttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mrvdtombvs2dWhat if God had cargo shorts?30 Jul 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvdtombvs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mrufvhqwac2dI am not a devil. I just suffer from male horniness. And I sunburn easy.30 Jul 2026 12:10 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrufvhqwac2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lfbvdmdx2c2mDid the unskinny bop at a wedding this past weekend and everyone was like, “What the fuck is that?”09 Jan 2025 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbvdmdx2c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lcoidz44t22lSometimes you eat the bear... Sometimes you shove an audio cassette in the bear's ass and he tells you a story.07 Dec 2024 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcoidz44t22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mrt4ocl6dk2pi was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and a medical-grade silicone spoon in my ass so don’t judge my kink29 Jul 2026 23:53 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrt4ocl6dk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mrqkfroya22jmy liver has requested emancipation and a name change to dier28 Jul 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqkfroya22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lvqdbqauuc2dThe night moves I’ve been working on are finally perfect.06 Aug 2025 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvqdbqauuc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mrpfpieyb22jWorst. Drinking buddy. Ever. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 12:24 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpfpieyb22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lghfj5722s2oMall security is saying it's not a bidet and it's not a free-coin-grabby-pool thingy, yet my butthole is super clean and I'm $16.27 richer.24 Jan 2025 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lghfj5722s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lcpror3if22uThat song is hilarious until somebody sneezes and you actually lose your meatball.07 Dec 2024 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcpror3if22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mr5vdtemt22hIf my shitposts could touch just one person. . . they’d like to touch an attractive woman person. . . On the boob, prolly21 Jul 2026 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5vdtemt22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lc5242neb222"Mirror... Mirror... on the wall... who's the highest of them all?" "I'm a microwave."30 Nov 2024 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5242neb222https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3mr4gx6bs6k25The economy is an erratic beast...volatile by nature...yet...mustache rides...remain the same low price.20 Jul 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4gx6bs6k25https://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lmggv7mkak2aNo one is happier than the next contestant on the Price is Right.10 Apr 2025 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmggv7mkak2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lg73grxias2oThese half-walls between the urinals in the restroom at work make it nearly impossible to see my coworker's penis.20 Jan 2025 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg73grxias2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bobheller.bsky.social/post/3lpejj7j6ws2pThis morning I was really feeling like the type of dog walker who would happen upon a murder scene but nope17 May 2025 12:16 +0000at://did:plc:ur35jkrpaiipkrhtb7rupwod/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpejj7j6ws2p