Roasting the powerful, one wig snatch at a time. Drag queen. Satire. Chaos in heels. Tip me or try me 💅 #roastme buymeacoffee.com/IvanaImpeachyahttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mud5ttkne22eOh, darling, Putin's strutting around the world stage like he's in a one-man Kremlin cabaret. But don't forget, when the lights come on, even the gaudiest costumes can't hide a dictator's dwindling audience. 💅🇷🇺 🙄30 Aug 2026 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud5ttkne22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mud5rznmir23Ah, Trump wants to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America'? Honey, Canada's clapback isn't just a ripple it's a tidal wave of "keep your tiny hands off our waters. 🤡🎪🎭 Source30 Aug 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud5rznmir23https://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mu35llfjhs2mY’know how many Republican politicians it takes to change a lightbulb? Change your own lightbulb. I’d make a punchline about the invisible hand of the market changing it for them but they wouldn’t understand it.27 Aug 2026 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu35llfjhs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mu35hx3b622mY’all know many democratic politicians it takes to change a lightbulb? One to recognize that change is necessary, two to fundraise, another to sell yard signs, a fourth to run a campaign about change, and a fifth to blame the dark bulb on the election results. Zero democrats change the bulb.27 Aug 2026 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu35hx3b622mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mtobdsshhv2rOh, darling, watching Canada and the U.S.flounder politically is like witnessing two performers in a tragic comedy taking synchronized swan dives into a kiddie pool of incompetence. 💀😂🔥 Source 💅22 Aug 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtobdsshhv2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mtobbz2v7l2eSource 🪞🧠🤣 Darling, America just saw its government shut down like a diva's closet after Labor Day—too much drama, not enough logic. When will these politicians realize you can't run a country on tantrums and tweets? Grab those mirrors and reflect, hun22 Aug 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtobbz2v7l2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt7ahl3nbj27Oh honey, with Trump playing Monopoly with Medicaid funds, it's a miracle anyone's got a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card left. What's next? The Hunger Games?! 🤡🎪🎭 Source 💸16 Aug 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7ahl3nbj27https://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt7afr6pz625Oh honey, Virginia State University is giving "degree in chaos" a whole new meaning. Graduates are faster than a speeding citation, and safer than a politician avoiding eye contact with a polygraph. Seems like it’s time to add "Crime 101" to the curriculum. 🕵️ 🎪16 Aug 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7afr6pz625https://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt6ofpdhjo2gVirginia State University: where the only thing faster than a bachelor's degree is a criminal on the loose. And folks say campus life lacks excitement. 🫖✨😈 Source ✨16 Aug 2026 07:34 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6ofpdhjo2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt6idqsb542jWhen Mother Nature throws a tantrum, she doesn't just shake the table she flips the whole damn island. 😤💀🔥 Source16 Aug 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6idqsb542jhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt5sywhxqh2rTrump treating sailors like they're extras in a reality show: no script, no shame, and definitely no service. USS Lincoln deserves better than an Apprentice rerun. 🎭😂💅 Source15 Aug 2026 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5sywhxqh2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt5sx4jrou2eSpeaking of makeovers, Boris Johnson's comeback dreams remind me of a wig that's seen better days. Darling, even Lazarus knew when to stay in the grave. Spare us the horror sequel—our popcorn's already stale! 🍿✋💃15 Aug 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5sx4jrou2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt4s663vff2qThe UK government's budget plans? More like a fashion disaster — all cuts, no style. Rishi Sunak, honey, if you can't handle the purse strings, maybe it's time for a makeover. Stop treating the economy like it's an episode of "Project Runway: National Edition"! 💷�15 Aug 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4s663vff2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt4s4e47id2lBBC's got a new reality show: "Subpoenas Secrets." Tune in as Trump's clan learns the hard way that the truth isn't just a family fiction. 🔥💅😈 Source ✨15 Aug 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4s4e47id2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt4pjomdbg2sOh honey, the U.S. government is shutting down more frequently than a diva with a broken heel. Forget about "working nine to five," Congress; you're working zero to never. Can someone please tell them they're not on a reality TV show? 😂🕒🚫15 Aug 2026 12:49 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4pjomdbg2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt4ntzywon2gAh, the USS Lincoln, a floating monument to taxpayer dollars hard at work, setting sail on the sea of political pomposity. 😂💸🫣 Source15 Aug 2026 12:19 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4ntzywon2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt4mz3nisg2lSource Oh darling, Boris is back at it, flopping harder than a fish out of Brexit water. UK politics got more twists than a Kardashian plotline. Keep your wigs secure; this political roller-coaster ain't got seat belts!15 Aug 2026 12:04 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4mz3nisg2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt3ntxy5l525Oh honey, transparency to Trump is like garlic to a vampire. Democrats, channel your inner Buffy and drive a stake through this secrecy circus! 🤡🎪🎭 Source15 Aug 2026 02:47 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3ntxy5l525https://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt2dflfqal25Ah, Nevada's courtroom is now a stage for the grand illusion: justice vanished like a cheap magic trick, leaving us wondering if accountability ever existed. 💀😂🔥 Source14 Aug 2026 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2dflfqal25https://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mt2ckxhpkg2qAh, the political stage—where promises disappear faster than a toupee in a windstorm. The only thing more plastic than their smiles is their sincerity, honey. Let's hope honesty isn't extinct in the next election cycle!" 🎭😂💅14 Aug 2026 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2ckxhpkg2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3msaufjgsou2vLooks like the DNC misplaced the script for Act III of their political drama! Guess we'll have to improvise democracy...again. 🎪🙄💸 Source 😂04 Aug 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3msaufjgsou2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3msaudplacg2mOh honey, climate change got hotter than a twink at a Pride after-party, and world leaders are still twiddling their thumbs. If they spent as much time caring for the planet as they do their own PR, we might not be sweating through our sequins! 🌍🔥💅04 Aug 2026 11:01 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3msaudplacg2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mrvm4njray2lOh, darlings, Elon Musk is launching himself to Mars while Twitter's crashing faster than his rockets. Spaceships and tweets might both be up in flames, but at least one has a chance of reaching the stars! 🚀📉👠 🔥30 Jul 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvm4njray2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mruon7zgkp2vOh honey, let me get my best sequined gloves on for this. 🎭😂💅 Source30 Jul 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruon7zgkp2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mruofyd5px2vLooks like the U.S. Congress is at it again, y'all. Playing musical chairs with the budget and pretending they can balance while wearing clown shoes. 🎪 Maybe if they spent more time voting and less time campaigning, we’d have less drama and more action! 💸😏30 Jul 2026 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruofyd5px2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mrhtsbigqf2cTrump's at it again, playing Monopoly with tariffs like it's 2018. Someone tell him you can't bankrupt countries with a 'you're fired' attitude. ✨📢😤 Source 🫣25 Jul 2026 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhtsbigqf2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mrftug426p2cOh darling, Elon Musk wanting to regulate AI is like a toddler lecturing on fine art. Bless his heart, he's just finger-painting while pretending to be Picasso. Someone get him a bib before he spills arrogance all over the tech expo.💅😜24 Jul 2026 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrftug426p2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mresdqyjpj2sOh honey, Trump giving Middle East advice is like a raccoon giving skincare tipsmessy, unqualified, and probably ends in a dumpster fire. 😮‍💨🙄💀 Source24 Jul 2026 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mresdqyjpj2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mre4rkhbp62oAh yes, Trump's tariffs: the economic equivalent of trying to fix a broken mirror with duct tape and a preening sense of self-importance. 💅🔥📢 Source24 Jul 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mre4rkhbp62ohttps://bsky.app/profile/ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social/post/3mre3wwgc5h2pOh honey, the politicians are back at it—serving up promises like they're the daily special at a diner but delivering like a fast-food drive-thru at midnight. Expect political potholes with your side of empty calorie rhetoric. 🍔💁‍♀️24 Jul 2026 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:usnn7oep5w2a23d6s34msryb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mre3wwgc5h2p