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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Master of Rhetoric. #ConmanSense Conservative. No Security Clearance Required. Was on pace to be Canada’s 24th Parody Prime Minister. Worried about PM Carbon Tax Carney. Pubescent Name Caller. Divider of the Nation. 🇨🇦 It’s all about me! #cdnpoli #Parody</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social</link><title>@pierre-poilievre.bsky.social - Pierre Poilievre CPC    PARODY</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3luq5ivjyoc2f</link><description>The reason I am whining about this is because I could potentially lose in the safest Blue Tory riding in Alberta and in Canada…&#xA;&#xA;Could you imagine if I lost this by-election???? 🤞🏿🤞🏾🤞🏽🤞🏼🤞🏻🤞&#xA;&#xA;https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2025/07/22/pierre-poilievre-calling-on-government-to-pass-law-against-longest-ballot-scam-as-more-than-150-candidates-register-in-byelection/</description><pubDate>24 Jul 2025 18:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3luq5ivjyoc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3lrotfkwsfs2f</link><description>She’s got me there 👇🏼&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Jun 2025 01:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrotfkwsfs2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3lojhdcufrk2f</link><description>This… this shit right here&#xA;👇🏻👇👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 May 2025 17:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3lojhdcufrk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3lnovlyfu7s2m</link><description>Only three more days until I lose this election! Get out and vote Canada. &#xA;&#xA;#CanadaVotes #cdnpoli&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2025 04:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnovlyfu7s2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3lmzhl24a5s2d</link><description>Wouldn’t that be something?&#xA;&#xA;Ce serait génial!&#xA;&#xA;#cdnpoli&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2025 15:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmzhl24a5s2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3lmkz6suupk2o</link><description>I am still losing this election at the half way point. I will keep you posted and let you know when I’m defeated! #cdnpoli</description><pubDate>11 Apr 2025 21:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkz6suupk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3lldkesouh226</link><description>I can’t make this shit up. This is the BEST thing that could ever happen to me. #cdnpoli 👇🏼 #poiLIEvre</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 05:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3lldkesouh226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pierre-poilievre.bsky.social/post/3ll2phtagts2e</link><description>Re: my Bluesky acct label for “impersonation”&#xA;&#xA;Bluesky users think I’m impersonating the Real pee pee when I call myself a lying, self-serving, dubious #CONservative&#xA;&#xA;Effectively the parodied version of myself is so true to the joke I am in real life, people can’t make the distinction 🤣 #PoiLIEvre</description><pubDate>23 Mar 2025 16:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utvrnfeexccmzzoqbru6aati/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2phtagts2e</guid></item></channel></rss>