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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Hi, I’m new here</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social</link><title>@pizzahut420.bsky.social - ‘Alec Berg’ pronounced humorously</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mvmzzakyhc2z</link><description>Waiting for It to happen</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 11:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmzzakyhc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mvhxp2kmyk2k</link><description>I am so sad</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 11:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhxp2kmyk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mvbqf7rnz226</link><description>Maybe on the flight to Ireland…</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbqf7rnz226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mtrmm6b4ac2g</link><description>DONALD TRUMP DEAD</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 20:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrmm6b4ac2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mtrdjbwnoc2k</link><description>Hey hey fuck the USA</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 17:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrdjbwnoc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mrplrfluv226</link><description>Should I join the Yakuza?</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 14:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrplrfluv226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mpp6zjzunc23</link><description>The vibe has definitely shifted again</description><pubDate>02 Jul 2026 23:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpp6zjzunc23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mnimczexys2e</link><description>Every morning I wake and check the news &#xA;Maybe tomorrow is the day</description><pubDate>04 Jun 2026 21:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnimczexys2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mllcjor5nk2k</link><description>I am not good</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 12:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllcjor5nk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mkaioz2ejs2v</link><description>2 hot dog lunch</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 12:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaioz2ejs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mjh5uzb6xk2d</link><description>i am sad</description><pubDate>14 Apr 2026 10:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjh5uzb6xk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mghhpjeiv22w</link><description>Oh well</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2026 09:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:utzv6lfitvopmkccfcyyghwf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mghhpjeiv22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pizzahut420.bsky.social/post/3mg2s6plmzc2m</link><description>Trump is already dead, the statement was AI. VP is in charge. 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