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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Oilfield truck driver. Playwright. Poet. Award winning journalist. Crazy life. Yellow dawg Democrat. NO DM’s!</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social</link><title>@kellyandrews.bsky.social - </title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mzbthiolqk2s</link><description>And scalps, don’t forget to collect some scalps.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 22:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbthiolqk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mzb6lprbac2s</link><description>Yes, I would like universal health care and world peace. Start small. Scalps, I would really like some scalps.</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 16:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzb6lprbac2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mzb662qglk2s</link><description>Eat a good breakfast. My homemade avocado toast.</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 15:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzb662qglk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mz6offruzs2s</link><description>His next rally will be the big corner table at Dennys.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 16:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6offruzs2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mz4qxsomek2r</link><description>Early voting in Oklahoma is up 41% over 2022 with Democrats and Independents driving most of the increase.</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2026 21:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4qxsomek2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mz46454fws2r</link><description>Went to a candidate debate for OK CD-04 last night between incumbent republican Tom Cole and his Democratic challenger Mitchell Jacob. Tom Cole was a no-show, so he can’t be taken seriously as my representative.</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2026 16:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz46454fws2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mz23tmllvs2r</link><description>Garfield reportedly wrote Latin with one hand and Greek with the other at the same time. Trump can pick a giraffe out of a line-up of dogs and cats.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 20:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz23tmllvs2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3myxssnrw2s2r</link><description>Tom Cole, CD-4 OK, is my congresscritter. No town halls, meet and greets, open forum Q&amp;A’s, or debates. Just selected venues before friendly people for photo ops, and paid advertisements. He can’t be bothered to address concerns from voters. I gladly voted for Democrat Mitchell Jacob this morning.</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2026 22:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxssnrw2s2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mywxdxizu22g</link><description>I voted this morning. Straight blue.</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2026 14:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywxdxizu22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3myinuhhbhs2m</link><description>Also known as Thursday.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2026 21:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3myinuhhbhs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3myf76t5p2k2q</link><description>New mass mailer just dropped in Texas. Share.</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2026 12:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3myf76t5p2k2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3myd3wv6f2226</link><description>How to win every race. Get out in front and keep improving your position.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2026 16:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3myd3wv6f2226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mxwxskiwt52k</link><description>Finally got some rain here at The Ponderosa in Oklahoma. Been off work awhile, blew my guts out at work, double hernia. Damn he-man stuff. Go under the knife in the morning. Wish me well.</description><pubDate>15 Oct 2026 21:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxwxskiwt52k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mxws5bojvn2k</link><description>She was also beaten by the jawbone of an ass.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Oct 2026 19:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxws5bojvn2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mxrelaezyc2t</link><description>The Fraud Broad.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 Oct 2026 15:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrelaezyc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mxlzokkwcs24</link><description>Grifter in chief reportedly furious with Kegsbreath for not making public execution pay-per-view so he could, you know,grift.</description><pubDate>11 Oct 2026 12:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxlzokkwcs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mxckl4wt7c2x</link><description>Too boogie? Wine, cheese and cigar.</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2026 18:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxckl4wt7c2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mx2mcjokb22o</link><description>To cut down on the long lines anticipated for the mid-terms, Election Day will now take place over 2 days. Democrats vote on November 3rd and Republicans vote on November 4th. Pass it along.</description><pubDate>04 Oct 2026 14:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2mcjokb22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mwtvoq4xpc2p</link><description>Like a vagitarian?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 22:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtvoq4xpc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mwquf62yfs2a</link><description>Reports are around 30% of rural nursing homes and hospitals will close after the mid-terms due to health care funding cuts. Republicans needed the money to give to multi-national corporations in tax cuts. All paid for by sick old people.</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 17:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwquf62yfs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mwqtxlefqc2a</link><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 17:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqtxlefqc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mwqcl3a5g22i</link><description>Doesn&#39;t know the difference between boys and girls.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 12:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqcl3a5g22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mwjona3rpk27</link><description>Okies are funny. When the college QB shits hisself in public, there’s a universal call for public lynching. When Diaper Don does it, they blame the media and Democrats.</description><pubDate>27 Sep 2026 20:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjona3rpk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mwhe2zqpgc2w</link><description>So if Trump Jr. paid the Russian oligarch back for renting an entire island for his wedding reception, does that mean the Russian thug and his entire posse of thuglets were honored guests of DJTJ’s? Just asking.</description><pubDate>26 Sep 2026 22:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhe2zqpgc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mw5dpxynvk2h</link><description>It’s a little early for the “October surprise,” innit?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Sep 2026 23:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5dpxynvk2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mvqnzs3eis2z</link><description>Tom Cole (R) CD 4 OK. Let’s retire this asshat. Chronic sycophant, bootlicking lickspittle, voting massive tax cuts for multi-national corporations and paying for it by cutting medical benefits for seniors. No townhalls or debates, old granny-starver will be closing hospitals in rural OK next year.</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 22:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:uuc5lnpywosldf6safe2dffo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqnzs3eis2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kellyandrews.bsky.social/post/3mvqnoofyfk2z</link><description>Oklahoma CD 4 Democrat Mitchell Jacob running to unseat Tom Cole (R) incumbent since 3 years before Tolstoy died, probably. Send Mitch gobs of money and volunteer for phone banking. 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