Author of “Milk and Catfish,” 📕 “Don’t Never Dead Head,” 📕 “Yellow Jaundice” 📕 and several other hilarious, soon-to-be published novels which make fun of American politics. 💙 PurpleHullPress.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3mnx5lr7hs226This new book tackles many of today’s biggest science questions like —How many donuts is too many donuts? What's better for you: Vaping or Smoking? Charcoal grills and gas grills both have their own benefits, but which should you use if you're drunk? And more. #books #science #pulitzer10 Jun 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnx5lr7hs226https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3mkvifh2fzk24My new book will be out soon. It’s a story that touches on several hilarious topics including, the war on science, the slow death of American journalism and gun control. #FunnyBooks #PulitzerNod #ItsAboutTime02 May 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvifh2fzk24https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3mih3pwt3js2pI’m proud to announce that all of my books have been long-listed for the Paraclifta Prize 🏆 which is awarded (periodically) to the best novel 📕 about the fictional town of Paraclifta! #FineLiterature #CheaperThanGas #Deserving01 Apr 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mih3pwt3js2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3mgxu4xd5hs2aCNN says Pentagon spending in September included $9 million on Alaskan king crab and lobster tails and more than $200 million in furniture. But they bought $0 worth of my books. 📕 😬 #ResponsibleSpending13 Mar 2026 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxu4xd5hs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3mcxcrq5ipc23Since I haven’t been to a major entertainment or sporting event in a while, I’ve decided to just voluntarily send some money to Ticketmaster! That only seems fair. #fairness #TicketMoney21 Jan 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcxcrq5ipc23https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3maquehrek222Finally, a good 📕 bio: When he found out congressmen don’t read any of the letters they receive, Thule Taaffe decided to start writing humorous political satire. Like so many great American authors, Thule now writes for personal pleasure, and for beer money. #books #booksky #GreatAuthors24 Dec 2025 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3maquehrek222https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3m55gamp5ws23People who get paid for doing nothing: 💥Bad college football coaches 🏈 💥Congressmen ⚖️ #shutdown #GreatJobs #Trillionaire$08 Nov 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55gamp5ws23https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3m473tin4pc24https://edition.arkansasonline.com/article/816184233353012827 Oct 2025 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m473tin4pc24https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3m2cxmpu6nk2cEXCITING NEWS: The government shutdown will not prevent me from having my first author event! 📕 #books #HilariousBooks #TaxDollars https://wordsworthbookstore.com/event/2025-10-16/thule-taaffe-author-event03 Oct 2025 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2cxmpu6nk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lyelhttnmk2eGetting vaccinated 💉 is like reading my books📕 — Even if it’s not mandatory, most scientists still believe it’s a good idea. #Books #Science09 Sep 2025 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyelhttnmk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lwfecs43fs2jMy great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830. He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books. #GroovyBooks14 Aug 2025 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwfecs43fs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lvr3outls22qATTENTION: I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired. #truth #RealNumbers #books06 Aug 2025 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvr3outls22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lvr37p6o7s2qTime to get ready for football season. 🏈 PurpleHullPress.com #booksky06 Aug 2025 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvr37p6o7s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lvm2gabq5k2xHELP— I’m looking to ingest more microplastics and would appreciate any advice. #GoodHealth #Lifestyle #Science04 Aug 2025 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvm2gabq5k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lvg6s7rak22nTime to get ready for football season. 🏈 PurpleHullPress.com02 Aug 2025 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvg6s7rak22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lu4bhwbl2s2vWith the release of my third book,📕I’d like to thank my literary team: 💥 Author— me 💥 Editor— me 💥 Agent— me 💥 Exec. Asst— me 💥 Marketing— N/A 💥 Research— me 💥 Legal— me 🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.16 Jul 2025 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu4bhwbl2s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lskf34gvak2pThule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com27 Jun 2025 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lskf34gvak2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lphxf3g7mk2rMy social media posts are like my novels. 📕📕 Incredibly clever, yet lightly read. #Authors #BannedBooks PurpleHullPress.com https://PurpleHullPress.com18 May 2025 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lphxf3g7mk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lp5dnvapl22tLet me get this straight, the US govt is rewarding Syria and punishing Harvard? #Yikes #Whoa14 May 2025 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp5dnvapl22thttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lohcmknfjc2oIf you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.05 May 2025 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lohcmknfjc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lobeulisl22eI’m betting on the Kentucky Derby today; but if I don’t win, it’s because of Biden. #thanksBiden03 May 2025 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lobeulisl22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lobes5igrs2eMy book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden. #thanksBiden03 May 2025 12:48 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lobes5igrs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lo7wgiiw622hATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.02 May 2025 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo7wgiiw622hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lnwfmjjxjc22WARNING: My books contain rapid sequences of satire and sarcasm and may be distracting to sensitive readers.29 Apr 2025 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnwfmjjxjc22https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lnwfdqi2tc22I’m depressed by all the greed in government 💰, so I’m going to focus more on something that’s not influenced by money — college football! 🏈29 Apr 2025 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnwfdqi2tc22https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lmzscbw43c23I don’t think autism is preventable, but ignorance is.17 Apr 2025 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmzscbw43c23https://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lmxm6arz7c2jLawyers who advance patently unconstitutional positions in courts of law should be sanctioned or dis-barred. #lawyers16 Apr 2025 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxm6arz7c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/thuletaaffe.bsky.social/post/3lmxlxqjngs2jI’m considering withholding billions of dollars from Harvard unless they start saying good things about my books. #books #billions16 Apr 2025 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:ux7yb57bm72e4xo7ye5nqwl2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxlxqjngs2j