Only a fool would doubt the Seattle Marinershttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlvsmcy24c2lI’m in a Mariner Discord and we keep it chill by relentlessly bullying anyone who tries to earnestly root for the team to win. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvsmcy24c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlubqqgh7c2mAlmost shot a hole-in-one today. Walked around the golf course for four hours. Good evening out. Golf is a fun sport.15 May 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlubqqgh7c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mltpw7tj7c2vI am 44 years old and have been rooting for literally the Seattle Mariners my entire life. Based on that experience I think I am exceptionally well-qualified to make the following statement: The 2026 Houston Astros are an atrociously bad baseball team14 May 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltpw7tj7c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mltfr5u7a22vA Randy Arozarena-Luke Raley-Dom Canzone outfield?! “The Mariners Must Get Worse In Order To Win” strategy is finally being embraced, and I am overjoyed.14 May 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltfr5u7a22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlt36fua2c2wThe normal usage of the obviously very healthy Cal Raleigh continues. There will be no IL stint because that would mean he's hurt. Which he's not! Because if he were that would be very bad. I think we're all clear at this point. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt36fua2c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlsvah5ejs2yThe Mariners are underachieving, mediocre, and need to improve. Their options are limited and I recognize the factors in play but allowing JP Crawford to continue to play shortstop is a daily decision to be something other than the best the team can be. It has to change.14 May 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsvah5ejs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlrvhrfa3c2sMariners and Astros got stuck in a classic Mariber Vs. Mariber standoff in which the only true winner is you, the consumer14 May 2026 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrvhrfa3c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlrqgbyf522dWell anytime you got a guy five pitches or so from his limit sitting cold for 10+ minutes during an umpire switchover you simply have to run him back out there. No other choice, really.14 May 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrqgbyf522dhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlr4l6edlc2tThere are a lot of things in modern life that make all of us feel scared, unmoored, and uncertain about who and what we are but dudes reckoning with having to earn women's love and affection without a preposterously stacked economic and social deck is a work that needs going through. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr4l6edlc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlqjyczh422cYou know what day it is. Yee haw13 May 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqjyczh422chttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlp5p7lzc22sSuch a great pitch after plunking two guys on two-strike counts and walking a dude with a SLG under .350 on four pitches. The 2026 Astros are a fun watch. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp5p7lzc22shttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlp3cc6l5k25Randy Arozarena is the coolest Mariner since Nelson Cruz and Robbie Cano by a large degree13 May 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp3cc6l5k25https://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mloo4zwewc25Just shitty parasitic ones. Next [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloo4zwewc25https://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlmu7unpx22h83-79, AL West Champs, and 13-0 against Houston sounds good to me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmu7unpx22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlmsmqthuk2hBeating the Astros rocks let’s do it forever12 May 2026 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmsmqthuk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlmnhol5os2hThe 2026 Astros have extremely strong 2004 Mariners energy12 May 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmnhol5os2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlmlcwydr22hFTR I will not be participating in Hot Boy Summer for personal reasons. Plz respect my privacy at this time [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmlcwydr22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlmlc2qb3s2hJulio kicking off an early Hot Boy Summer.12 May 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmlc2qb3s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mllndq3ve22zCal Raleigh is off to a rough start in 2026. Based on this Dan Wilson quote, however, I am confident that Cal is bigly close to beating the nasty pitchers who are being very rude to him, and is going to go on to be the hottest catcher in the modern game, and perhaps ever. We’re going to check it out11 May 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllndq3ve22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mllj7432k22oExplaining to my date that actually I have a 50-man roster and every position is projected at seven wins. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllj7432k22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mllgzzmpjc2o [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllgzzmpjc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mllfrkigps2oTired: Rob Refsnyder/Dom Canzone platoon Wired: Rob Refsnyder/Luke Raley platoon Inspired: JP Crawford/Luke Raley platoon #Canzone4SS11 May 2026 13:43 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllfrkigps2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mlkechtxbk2oOutside of some Cole Young-related hijinks the first 25% of the 2026 Mariners Season has been like watching a CPA work. Slow, laborious, uninteresting, with a vague belief that the math will sort itself out by the end.11 May 2026 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkechtxbk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mljpzuxra22cThrough skill and good fortune the team is on its 5th year with a homegrown rotation, star centerfielder, and elite catcher. They just have not done enough to supplement that core year after year after year. Tiresome, but they will still make the playoffs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljpzuxra22chttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mljltw4ku22c10 May 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljltw4ku22c