Only a fool would doubt the Seattle Marinershttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrw6yb7evk2uMe, in a quiet car right after seeing THE ODYSSEY “ANYWAY I THOUGHT IT WAS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY AM I SHOUTING IM TALKING NORMAL I DONT SOUND LOUD TO ME! ARE YOU SURE I AM SHOUTING I FEEL LIKE IT SOUNDS LIKE IM WHISPERING”31 Jul 2026 05:12 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrw6yb7evk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrv5iw5zws2pRooting for the Mariners to win tonight, take the series from the Dodgers, and showing the world that shrewd management beats extravagant spending any day! Go Mariners!30 Jul 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv5iw5zws2phttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrsmznbrnk26It remains the most complete and vital image in franchise history. The whole 50 years are in this one image. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsmznbrnk26https://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrqx4ynw6s2yROOOOOOOBBBBBBBB [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqx4ynw6s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrqwyhwbcc2yROOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBB29 Jul 2026 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqwyhwbcc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrq326n4pk2tThrough 107 games the Mariners are 52-55. Here's how they've finished the last 55 this decade: 2021: 33-22 2022: 33-22 2023: 33-22 2024: 29-26 2025: 33-22 It'd be their greatest trick but they aren't dead yet. 33-22 is 85 wins and almost certainly a division title.28 Jul 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrq326n4pk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrpsgcio2s2bThis should be illegal unless I am also allowed to share a cross-country flight with Jerry Dipoto [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpsgcio2s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrpmmjlfc22uI did not think they’d struggle to reach .500, but I did find it wild to see media and projection systems pointing at 92-95 wins. The org predictably did not improve itself over the offseason, and there was absolutely no way the positional group was collectively going to repeat 2025. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpmmjlfc22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrplybuqec2uI think I still think the Mariners will make the playoffs this year but I have never felt less sure about that than I do today. August could make their traditional scorching September mandatory, and that’s a really tough ask.28 Jul 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrplybuqec2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mro4jwq7ws25Renaming the group chat where me and the fellas talk trash about the Seattle Mariners28 Jul 2026 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro4jwq7ws25https://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrno4qnmkc2sPoor Dom btw [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrno4qnmkc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrnnt5yaa22sThe Mariners will win this game. Dan just needs to rally the fellas.27 Jul 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnnt5yaa22shttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrlsxxqzoc2kSince the NRA/Defend Against Tyranny crowd have been shown to be the cosplaying cowards we always assumed they were now that actual tyranny is here may as well just get rid of the guns I guess. Or…..well…..yknow…. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlsxxqzoc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mi2ebd4p3k2gMany are asking me - famous for never being owned - how I'm going to respond to a 35+ home run season from Dominic Canzone. At this time, in consultation with my doctor, priest, and family, my plan is to simply pretend I've always liked him. Thank you.27 Mar 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi2ebd4p3k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrlbcviqbk2bMariners score more than three runs!26 Jul 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlbcviqbk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrl6msrcl22bIf the Mariners are bad then why do they lose all their games huh? Checkmate26 Jul 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrl6msrcl22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrkrb2naxs2kLove this from Jerry Dipoto, a man who has seemingly suffered no worse consequence for his actions beyond not getting to do a weekly radio show.26 Jul 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkrb2naxs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrklc5ufbk2kMe 2 Dan Wilson this Sabbath [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrklc5ufbk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrjgk4z3bs2eFeel like I could do this but only if I don’t watch a single snap of the season. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjgk4z3bs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrjclmkadc2wBecause I’m ancient and very stubborn I have consumed what doctors have advised me is “7-9 times” the recommended maximum intake of Seattle Mariners Baseball™️. As such I can say this confidently: This is as apathetic as this fanbase has been since 2019.26 Jul 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjclmkadc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrj2ge4hbk25Yeah that checks out [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrj2ge4hbk25https://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mrizttmlhc25PICTURED: Ghost of Horrors Present and Ghost of Horrors Future25 Jul 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrizttmlhc25https://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mriyjjolss25The correct stance on interacting with management in any (😎) sphere [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriyjjolss25https://bsky.app/profile/nathanhb.bsky.social/post/3mriwukhdpc2xGood write up per usual. Colt’s situation this year reminds me a lot of 2015 Mike Zunino. The best thing for his career is clearly a return to Tacoma, but even with the bat struggling so much he’s the only player in the org capable of playing his position at a major league level. Deep roster! [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:v2qey3kid75o7yrmmxjcpafy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriwukhdpc2x