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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>http://davidpakman.komi.io/</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social</link><title>@davidpakman.bsky.social - David Pakman</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mvkwplfulc2j</link><description>Mitch McConnell got 3 months of paid leave, plus top notch taxpayer subsidized health insurance while he was gone from the Senate. Not a bad deal if you can get it.</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 15:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkwplfulc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mvknecnzo22y</link><description>Everybody calm down, a Russian oligarch did NOT pay for Donald Trump Jr’s wedding. He only paid for the wedding PARTY, and some masculinization plastic surgery for Don Jr. See? Nothing to worry about. Everything is totally fine and normal.</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 12:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvknecnzo22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mvizklp4vc2f</link><description>So Mitch McConnell was supposedly making his triumphant return to the US Senate today, but he never showed up?</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 21:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvizklp4vc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mvi3zd3ujs26</link><description>Diesel has NEVER BEEN HIGHER in American history than it is today, we are in month 7 of a 2-3 week war, and Trump fell asleep at a 9/11 victims memorial. MAGA is right to be afraid that they are getting kicked to the curb on November 3rd.</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 12:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvi3zd3ujs26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mvaq75pyfs2b</link><description>Trump having the audience raise their right hands and swear a loyalty oath to him definitely was not on my bingo card for last night.</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 14:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaq75pyfs2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mv66e3ok3c2y</link><description>I signed A THOUSAND of these books yesterday. If you keep preordering, I will go back for more. bit.ly/m/attention</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 13:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv66e3ok3c2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mv5tlz5ykc2i</link><description>THIS TIME Trump will (supposedly) give everyone $5k if Republicans win, but remember the DOGE dividend which no one got? These people are truly sick.</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 10:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5tlz5ykc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mv3o5ddkts2k</link><description>And now diesel prices have never been higher in nominal terms. It’s all going swimmingly as MAGA is having a “convention” to remind voters that Trump is President (a very bad idea)</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 13:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3o5ddkts2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muzmu23ycc2d</link><description>We’re in week 27 of a 2-3 week war, prices have steadily gone up since Trump took over, and Trump is holding a convention to remind people that he exists and runs the Republican Party just weeks before a critical midterm election. HAVE AT IT!</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 18:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzmu23ycc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muyulxymbk2t</link><description>Trump’s midterm convention is so vile and toxic that they’re now scrambling to GIVE AWAY free tickets and Republicans still don’t want to go</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyulxymbk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muwzpvync22e</link><description>Trump said he wants to rename a US state today, and has “claimed” the moon. We’re not forgetting about the economy and we’re not forgetting about the Epstein files, btw.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 17:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwzpvync22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muwnznqess2t</link><description>80-year-old president dyes his hair and spends Labor Day manically posting AI memes to his failing social media platform Truth Social. Totally normal!</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 13:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwnznqess2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3murtqfe3nc2p</link><description>Trump is renaming Canadian bacon to “sissy pork.” Meanwhile tomorrow starts week 28 of Trump’s 2-3 week war and gas prices are sky high.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 15:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3murtqfe3nc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muppwilojk2q</link><description>I’m trying to remember, did Trump promise record HIGH or record LOW gas prices?</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 19:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muppwilojk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mupjyivlyc2g</link><description>Hegseth’s stupid testosterone mandate lasted one day and it’s already gone. These are truly pathetic people.</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 17:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupjyivlyc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muosci3nes2y</link><description>Have you thanked Trump that gas prices aren’t even higher?</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 10:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muosci3nes2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3munpwyym4k2g</link><description>Loyalty to Trump has claimed another victim as Fox host Maria Bartiromo has been fired for leaking an internal memo to the Mango Menace</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 00:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3munpwyym4k2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mula5g5ce22i</link><description>The US Mint is now selling a Trump coin. Totally normal.</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 00:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mula5g5ce22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mukpmhf7ac2n</link><description>Hey, um…where’s Mitch McConnell? His extremely slow and steady recovery must be almost complete, no?</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 19:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukpmhf7ac2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mukluyfbac2r</link><description>Trump used to fall asleep in public only once a week, but now it’s happening 3-4 times per week. Sleepy Joe, btw.</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 18:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukluyfbac2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muk5uvuvik2u</link><description>It’s wild to hear MAGA’s still talking about getting back to $1.87 gas. Do people not realize that will NEVER HAPPEN barring some insane economic collapse?</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 14:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk5uvuvik2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3mujzh3ssy222</link><description>It took being aggressively deported for Milo Yiannopoulos to realize that the policy of aggressive deportation he was supporting isn’t such a great idea</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 13:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujzh3ssy222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/davidpakman.bsky.social/post/3muf7mc4az22x</link><description>We are now into the 7th month of Trump’s 2-3 week Iran War. Good thing the guy who ran on keeping us out of pointless optional Middle East wars was elected, right?</description><pubDate>31 Aug 2026 15:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:v2rs64wmlua4scd5qi5yrkpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf7mc4az22x</guid></item></channel></rss>