https://steff.substack.com/https://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mv4x4zpcsc2xCall me Mick Jagger because I've walked for miles. My feet. HURT.10 Sep 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4x4zpcsc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3muq2x3vwnc2yI'll just be sitting doing nothing and suddenly I'll have to bellow WELL YOU GOT CAUGHT WITH A FLAT? WHELLLLLLLLL. HOW. BOUT. THAT? 🤨04 Sep 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3muq2x3vwnc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mu4iih3dhk2eRIP Tim & Dolly. https://steff.substack.com/p/rest-in-power28 Aug 2026 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4iih3dhk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mtmnqv5h3k2fBurning a cone of incense called "Attracts Money" yes let's see what happens21 Aug 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmnqv5h3k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mtmnoha5wk26I wrote about David Bowie and seeing Jack Black at the movies (*again*). steff.substack.com/p/here-we-are https://steff.substack.com/p/here-we-are21 Aug 2026 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmnoha5wk26https://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mtmmexskq226It's 90 degrees in LA and a local boutique keeps posting cute reels about how they can't wait for Halloween and honey I CAN'T WAIT for the cold to actually set in sometime between Thanksgiving and NYE.21 Aug 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmmexskq226https://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mtc7j7u5ks2uNo one prepares you for the harsh reality that home ownership is 15% hold music.17 Aug 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtc7j7u5ks2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mps7ivzz222mOH, the gift and the CURSE of being a NOSTALGIA FANATIC04 Jul 2026 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mps7ivzz222mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mpr7ltv6xk2uI had a dream that I reignited a hot affair with Jon Hamm from 2017, and NO ONE can take that away from me.03 Jul 2026 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpr7ltv6xk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mpomzqefwc2cThe Apple TV "Cape Fear" series is SO stinkin bad omg.02 Jul 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpomzqefwc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mp2ifzyepc2fSay what you will about Los Angeles (and y'all always do), but people who were born and raised here do NOT go out of their way to insult people for NOT being born and raised here. For example, when someone says, "I'm from San Francisco," most Angelenos will say, "Cool." See how easy that is?24 Jun 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2ifzyepc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mohqdlzfas2fWhy, I do believe a hard rain *is* falling.17 Jun 2026 06:57 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mohqdlzfas2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mnbvl2zaks2rYa know...I *could* have ChatGPT write this cover letter for me... BUT I WON'T. BECAUSE I'M NOT A BITCH. AND BECAUSE I'M APPLYING FOR A BIG OL' JOB. AND IF I CAN'T EVEN WRITE THIS COVER LETTER, HOW IN THE HELL AM I GONNA DO THIS BIG OL JOB?02 Jun 2026 05:50 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnbvl2zaks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mn66agdyrk2xI keep thinking about the Safesforce AI commercial where Matthew McConaughey sits on a restaurant patio in the pouring rain saying, "If Safesforce AI made the reservation, I wouldn't be in the rain!" And then a waiter brings him shrimp, and he's like, "AI KNOWS AH DON'T LIKE SHRIMP!"31 May 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn66agdyrk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mmrllq44fc2nPeople send me "funny" AI reels and I stop watching26 May 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmrllq44fc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mly5u4hnvc23No one is fighting for or against AI harder than the people who post on LinkedIn.16 May 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly5u4hnvc23https://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mltn4ngh2k22ALL THE TIME steff.substack.com/p/diane [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltn4ngh2k22https://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mlrhe5h4xs2rDiane. steff.substack.com/p/diane https://steff.substack.com/p/diane13 May 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrhe5h4xs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mkz3qawc522l"We're too addicted to our phones so we should smoke cigarettes" is the dumbest part of the whole thing for me04 May 2026 06:56 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkz3qawc522lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mje4y7p4h22p*Mildly* trolling LinkedIn by posting non-career related things has become my favorite way to engage with social media.13 Apr 2026 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mje4y7p4h22phttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mjdxsopo3s2jI don't even listen to Geese but when I do that kid makes me CRY13 Apr 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdxsopo3s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mj3oicnbjk2bStarting to believe that a Snack Pack is a perfect portion of pudding.09 Apr 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3oicnbjk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mj35r7ohhk2ahttps://open.substack.com/pub/steff/p/im-talking-about-cape-fear?r=k07y4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true09 Apr 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj35r7ohhk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mixkq5dl622ePLEASE NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN08 Apr 2026 05:28 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixkq5dl622ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3minn2coz7k22Another year and I am still not friends with any of my ex lovers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 06:43 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3minn2coz7k22https://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3minmpjwgak22My dream last night involved riding in the bed of a truck with a very shirtless, very horny Hugh Jackman. And ya know what? It was nice.04 Apr 2026 06:37 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3minmpjwgak22https://bsky.app/profile/dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social/post/3mik67ff4fc2rI posted something silly on LinkedIn yesterday for the sake of joyful anarchy and I have to thank this account for telling me for years that "NOTHING MATTERS." [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Apr 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:v4iw7d4p5a3prl7pun5565ep/app.bsky.feed.post/3mik67ff4fc2r