Cooler than a polar bear’s toenailshttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mv4fbxjac22tA much bigger danger in sports is redshirting [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4fbxjac22thttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mt2maqp5q22mHello! I am a brown recluse spider [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 16:45 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2maqp5q22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mt2lweaed22mGrandma, what was 1991 like? Local craftsmen worked primarily in puffy paint. There were dozens of concussions due to bath bead goop detritus. My Grandpa spent his days in his LaZBoy but no one knows what he looked like because of the indoor smoke. We had something called “health insurance”14 Aug 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2lweaed22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mstgtzrmxc2dWithout exaggeration, more than half of the parent volunteers in my elementary library tell me that they loved Book It! As a kid and it made them read more OR that they weren’t judged for reading so much even when it wasn’t “cool” because everyone understood hustling for a personal pan pizza [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Aug 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstgtzrmxc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3msqxk5jeg22uNone of the deranged men with vaccine skepticism have ever gone to the pediatrician with their child and witnessed a vaccine being given. They aren’t participatory in core parenting at all so they can make up shit and believe it forever [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqxk5jeg22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3msoymfabtc2uNothing like shopping at a Whole Foods where the clerk cheerfully brings up that Jeff Bezos is evil and doesn’t he seem sad?10 Aug 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msoymfabtc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3msoiqkz6c22vThe same people who want back to the monoculture of 1950-1985 are the party who would be killed when a monocultured press mostly interested in governance reported on actual things occurring, and it blasted thru everyone’s evening, daily. Imagine Walter Cronkite credulous about crypto or Benghazi09 Aug 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msoiqkz6c22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3msmnmnadxs2bWhomever conceived and directed the opening sequence of Octonauts [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Aug 2026 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmnmnadxs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3msmnd5lflk2b1) Crab Rangoon, things of that nature 2) I’m sorry Ms Jackson, I am Four Eels 3) the first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not okay for days 4) “accidentally told Amelia Bedelia to slay. Everybody stay inside” [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Aug 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmnd5lflk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3msgquhd4lc2nEndometriosis specialist literally patted me on head & told me to see a psychiatrist bc what I described pain placement wise was “so rare it couldn’t be real.” A GOOD surgeon last yr spent 12 hours excising, removing 2 organs, resectioning others. 8 day hospital stay. Couldn’t get it all in 12 hrs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Aug 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgquhd4lc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3msc5jehrmc2aSimply cannot sit on the stairs normally. Every picture on the stairs she looks like she’s fighting against gravity.04 Aug 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msc5jehrmc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3ms3c7bgg5s22A delightfully funny conversation realizing I was talking about tom holland and my mother was talking about holland taylor02 Aug 2026 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms3c7bgg5s22https://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mrftummqxs27Tomato Time24 Jul 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrftummqxs27https://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mrbk7kanf22xTrump is Brother Justin from Carnivale and his rallies are revival meetings. In his heart he’s lighting pistachio shells on fire23 Jul 2026 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbk7kanf22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mqadsf2lmk2iBetween my 12 and 14 year olds, normal things they wanted to be when they grew up (asked every year on the first day of school) are disappearing at an wild rate: Games critic/journalist Research scientist Video game designer Writer “PBS show chooser” I guess Donut Shop Owner is still available09 Jul 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqadsf2lmk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mq63d22azc22No I don’t know what I have to do. That’s why I employed an instructor [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Jul 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq63d22azc22https://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mmavrggdps2rIf you’re not wearing vibrantly colorful shoes, you should get one less in foul allowance20 May 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmavrggdps2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3miu6657e6c2mSimilar skip in my step reading this news as I did when Defector launched — writers I love in one place! Signed up immediately as a Diner since I don’t have Instagram but wow is it tempting to get to nickname the raven [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3miu6657e6c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mgl7p5fk4k2wLakers v Knicks game in Los Angeles and there’s a gnarly amount of Knicks jerseys here. Like 40%. Tremendous amounts of booing08 Mar 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgl7p5fk4k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mbwsbndbuc2hDemocrats should be doubling down that immigrants are crucial to American society, culture, and the economy. They also should be learning from Republicans about adopting language to make points. Immigrants are potential pre-Americans. Perhaps then more people will care about a grandma in Caracas08 Jan 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwsbndbuc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mbl4tlzgfs2zIn college my very high friend ordered an Animal Style, Protein style, Vegetarian and the man at the speaker paused and said “sir, that is a slice of tomato wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Do you still want it?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Jan 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbl4tlzgfs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3mbjvgj7n4k25My dog is so happy this morning, because she can’t read03 Jan 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbjvgj7n4k25https://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3majt37zysk2tJudy Gemstone has excellent posture and would never walk the floor like this [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Dec 2025 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3majt37zysk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mrslibrary.bsky.social/post/3m55fwmmgec2fHow many microplastics are 2025 vampires ingesting?08 Nov 2025 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:vbwjmhf73amz35fbihg5bjrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55fwmmgec2f