🚀rockit network engineer 👩🏼‍💻ethernet fangirl 🛜 weird use cases & silly tech! 💌 tracket@tracketpacer.com 🌎 tracketpacer.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mve2idn5vc2ddon’t talk to me or my son ever again12 Sep 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve2idn5vc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mvdbnc7xzs2xduring the course of this stream i discovered data center simulator. lets just say i know what i’ll be doing next time [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdbnc7xzs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mvbgepjrjk2xneed an excuse to get used to OBS/twitch again. will be streamin waterpark simulator tonight @ 5ish PT :3 we can talk networking or not! twitch.tv/tracketpacer https://twitch.tv/tracketpacer11 Sep 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbgepjrjk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mvaqotcjls2xyou might notice i’ll be posting more sponsored content in the future—thanks in advance for being patient with me on this 🙏🏼✌🏼11 Sep 2026 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaqotcjls2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mv6hdwsboc2eevery neteng job posting: - 10+ yrs exp - master’s degree in: ee, compsci, quantum physics - expert in BGP, MPLS, EVPN/VXLAN, CLOS/spine arch, ECMP, python, ansible, AWS, NIST - intimate knowledge of all network monitoring software in existence - exp w all network vendors - salary: 100k, seattle/LA10 Sep 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6hdwsboc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3muzicjrhak2lcharge shark, update shark, get DHCP shark, enable NTP shark, enable toaster shark, deploy LLDP recon payload shark (…btw the other tool i used here to explore is the netally cyberscope!)08 Sep 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzicjrhak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3muuyiy7hic2vobviously im gonna go to pax west & purchase tea from every tea vendor there06 Sep 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuyiy7hic2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3muubkznytc22in the last 5 months i have spent more time refuting claims made by claude about networking that software engineers insist i look into than actually doing network engineering. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muubkznytc22https://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mupezzmfws2ievery day of my life is just another day i do not have a dog (she’s on her way though don’t worry)04 Sep 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupezzmfws2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3munmbhcbm22kwhat if we kissed in the gator-filled flame trench just before launch03 Sep 2026 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3munmbhcbm22khttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mumsgrp76k2aif i run over a cable w my car do yall think i can get it to connect at 5gbps?03 Sep 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumsgrp76k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3muhxivpcnk22the punishment for anyone at work requiring my phone number is that from then on i’m gonna pop up on their social media feed every week01 Sep 2026 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhxivpcnk22https://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3muhpte5rqk2bwas struggling to figure out how to model a stool i put together without it being sUgGeStiVe. but anyway i love these things we have them at work01 Sep 2026 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhpte5rqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3muhiynpogc2ythis genuinely cracked me up when i did a speedtest of defcon’s open wireless network lol tool used is the Ookla Speedtest Pulse01 Sep 2026 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhiynpogc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mud7c4d5ac2zit’s funny how i never get shit from chuds about “get back to posting muh tech content!!” when i talk about random non-tech things in my life. it’s only when politics touches it that they come out of their holes30 Aug 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud7c4d5ac2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mtwjrwtgsk2oevery time i do a skit, my character (me) is always really mean to the other characters (me). i never intentionally plan for this but it inevitably happens25 Aug 2026 19:16 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwjrwtgsk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mtvu3hu2rk2git’s that time again, when i fire up an overpowered datacenter tier switch on my desk in the open plan office25 Aug 2026 12:47 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvu3hu2rk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mtugyloi522gdo u ever just take a stress nap24 Aug 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtugyloi522ghttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mttph5a4jk2gany man using the word “larp” to refer to anything other than live-action roleplaying has forfeited his right to be taken seriously in that space, technical or otherwise24 Aug 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttph5a4jk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mtm5krco5s2mjust to be clear i will NEVER have beef with wireshark my beef is ALWAYS with the things that GET IN WIRESHARK’S WAY21 Aug 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm5krco5s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mtjur7sy4s2oanother day, another dongle/windows bullshit ruining the perfection that is packet capture in wireshark for me20 Aug 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjur7sy4s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mth6aza4tk2ghonestly just white knuckling it thru life rn until i get to share it with a dog again19 Aug 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mth6aza4tk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mteqewbsss2ti surveyed the defcon-open wireless network…18 Aug 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mteqewbsss2thttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mtdhrjh3gc2uso at one point i also ran a speed test on the defcon-open wireless network… lmao18 Aug 2026 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdhrjh3gc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mta4vyvi622ithis is the heat map of a COWARD but im still gonna make a video abt it 🪿16 Aug 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mta4vyvi622ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mt5v7d7uuc2uwhat are these @hak5.bsky.social16 Aug 2026 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5v7d7uuc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3mt2ib3tbjk2ualright im gonna eat crow a bit here i’ve shit on influencers in the past for getting their bag. i still don’t agree w a lot of it, esp working with unethical companies. but when done ethically with technical chops/a background to stand on… 🤷🏼‍♀️ i think im starting to empathize now14 Aug 2026 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2ib3tbjk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/tracketpacer.com/post/3msyjjkzfn22bim tired of this grandpa13 Aug 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:vcr4ry5765uyswp73f4mxvb7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyjjkzfn22b