Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvk6kfnh5k2pI realise I left you all in suspense overnight. Reader, they did gamble. And they lost. And what was the star prize behind the curtain? A poxy little caravan! [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 08:13 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk6kfnh5k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvj7yiuflc25It's 1985 and you just won this haul on Bully's Prize Board. 22 inch remote control colour TV A captains swivel chair A wine making kit A pasta maker Set of garden tools Set of luggage And Special Prize.... An electric bicycle! 7/9 prizes. Would you gamble? I wouldn't have!14 Sep 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj7yiuflc25https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvisc3sjps25And there was me thinking that Christmas song with the Ladbaby bastards was the worst thing Ed Sheeran could possibly do. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvisc3sjps25https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvgrp5gcvc2sAnybody else been watching NFL Redzone on Sky Sports tonight? It's been an absolute shambles from beginning to end. Feel like I'm going deaf the amount of times they've completely lost audio!13 Sep 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgrp5gcvc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvgqxgb24s2sThat was a truly stinking play call by Washington on that 2 point conversion.13 Sep 2026 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgqxgb24s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvg7eoam322fHugh Grant's lawyer, 1995 [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg7eoam322fhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mveauysy722bWatching #MOTD and I'll tell you who falls over a lot. TIMBER! https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/0c/58/6aRMztVh.gif?hh=498&ww=278&mp4=kuNHE1za24fW&webm=oo4sYpM2gxVIpRg12 Sep 2026 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveauysy722bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mveabzobh22bIf you ever feel like you've let yourself down, just think about the couple on Bullseye on Challenge TV tonight who gambled £367 and 5 decent prizes*. And then scored a grand total of fucking 33 in 6 darts! *By Bullseye standards obviously12 Sep 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveabzobh22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mve75gywqs2bmake a band edible The Tex-Mex Pistols [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve75gywqs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mve3lscxxc2bSome really good sketches tonight but Bi King Kong takes the crown for me #SNLUK12 Sep 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve3lscxxc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvdyuo46322bWhy are they bleeping out fucks now? Boooo! #SNLUK12 Sep 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdyuo46322bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvdyex3dgs2bI knew Fouracres would do Burnham and he absolutely smashed it. #SNLUK12 Sep 2026 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdyex3dgs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvdwrjpg4c2bApparently they've cast the new #JamesBond My name's WOOF BARK! DONKEY! [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdwrjpg4c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvdpfggjmk2bThey say if you haven't got anything good to say don't say anything. So, Everton v Spurs eh.12 Sep 2026 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdpfggjmk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvdgezwxvc2jI love this. Probably because I bloody hated The Two Ronnies. You know who didn't love it? Ronnie Barker, he was, by all accounts, absolutely fuming! [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdgezwxvc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvbog3grv225I'm hoping and assuming Joe Lycett has done them a solid getting them some coin for a telly appearance. But it's weird cos they've got a shitload of talent there and the majestic Mark Silcox just doing virtually nothing. Anyway, live comedy on telly, I'm watching. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbog3grv225https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvbljrxaqk25Is that Ruth Husko and Sam O' Leary in the background of the Lycett pub show?11 Sep 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbljrxaqk25https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvbdlrygks25Did you know that Danny Dyer has the world's largest collection of Toblerones? He's putting them on public display in what people are calling a wonder or the modern world. They're calling it The Pyramids of Geezer.11 Sep 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbdlrygks25https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvb6mgu6ts25Just remembered another couple: AIDS Possibly getting addicted to Heroin I was at bloody primary school, what did I think was going to happen!? I didn't even know what aids was but that advert was fucking scary! [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb6mgu6ts25https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvb234mvtk2yhttps://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0?is=aILN2kNr_0WfjmV511 Sep 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb234mvtk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvana6s2c226Things I was frightened of as a child. Mostly due to Public Information Films: Electrical substations Fireworks, even sparklers Open water Other 80s things: Also Quicksand The Incredible Hulk on the TV show Alsatian dogs roaming the streets [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvana6s2c226https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mvammhrxsk26Just seen these in the snacks cupboard, bonus! Fellow old arses, were Munchies considered a bit of a 'posh' choc in your house when you were a kid? I seem to remember they were in ours.11 Sep 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvammhrxsk26https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mva4xntph226Made sense at the time as Everton were playing in the Christmas Tree formation. No, YOU sod off! [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 08:18 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mva4xntph226https://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mv76qkfmqc2qI might be having another tooth out those days. Fuck it take two.10 Sep 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv76qkfmqc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mv3rgb5wxc2lThe Proclaimers: Got called transphobic in The Telegraph today lads Us: tell us what happened lads The Proclaimers: got called transphobic in The Telegraph Us: ye but why? The Proclaimers: We were being transphobic Us: in the Telegraph? The Proclaimers: yeah it was in the Telegraph09 Sep 2026 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3rgb5wxc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/stilldavis.bsky.social/post/3mv3oxqssgc2lThey've got a long way to go if they ever want to walk this bigoted shite back. Fortunately... [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3oxqssgc2l