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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Just a bunch of crabs in a trench coat, but also a professor of marine biology. My social media does not represent my employer. No AI. Do not train AI off my work. Please bring croissants 🥐&#xA;https://linktr.ee/rebeccarhelm</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social</link><title>@rebeccarhelm.bsky.social - Rebecca R Helm</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mrheztfsqc2q</link><description>OMG WHAT IS THIS SONG?&#xA;&#xA;So while hiking through sand dunes in the Canary Islands, I literally stumbled upon a a surprise nudist beach with a fabulous little gay bar. &#xA;&#xA;They played with “album” of at least 3 songs, all with a similar beat, and I *cannot* figure out the name. &#xA;&#xA;Help me music peeps!</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 07:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrheztfsqc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mrdmgj7u5s2r</link><description>The little wiggly arm guy kingdom&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2026 19:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdmgj7u5s2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqzrzv2ugk24</link><description>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 22:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzrzv2ugk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqzqsvjssc26</link><description>ESPANA!!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 21:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzqsvjssc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqzpwnnufc2k</link><description>Respectfully wtf tho</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 21:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzpwnnufc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqzpdrdfdk2k</link><description>This World Cup feels like the 3rd year of grad school because I’m both exhausted and nothing has happened</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 21:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzpdrdfdk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqznzyjftc2r</link><description>How is this game like the whole Spanish team against the Argentinian goalkeeper?</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 20:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqznzyjftc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqzliywuic2l</link><description>Not to be political, but:&#xA;&#xA;Jimothy is for Spain 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/a8ada81afc59159ea5c8927feffa2e31/ac/2b/B3ZgRqbgxWLwGIm.gif?hh=269&amp;ww=373&amp;mp4=BBB78No26N8mMBGz&amp;webm=9l8AHdqhNqJjpSser40</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 20:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzliywuic2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqzjxjypuk2a</link><description>🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🪼🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🪼🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🪼🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🪼🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 19:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzjxjypuk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqzh34vucc24</link><description>A useful formula for faculty o  determining the probably of unauthorized AI use:&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 18:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzh34vucc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqx4o67d2c2v</link><description>Nice to see the tiny cups making the rounds again 🍻&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Jul 2026 20:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vdsijt3kvfafo7ng4i7r55ll/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqx4o67d2c2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccarhelm.bsky.social/post/3mqvxbfe3hk23</link><description>Honestly, I would consider engaging with AI if companies closed down chatbots. 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