35, software engineer, dogs, music, cooking, chaos. 🏳️‍🌈🎸 he/himhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3miwmudmgvc2xEaster over, chocolate hidden, back on my sweaty nonsense. Didn’t realise until after I took this that it looks like a wet myself. Promise the workout wasn’t that intense. 💦🤣07 Apr 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwmudmgvc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3miny7jr7bk2pPolo in Glasgow. Where I spent most Wednesdays between 18 and 22. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 10:03 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3miny7jr7bk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3milhq5bjms2xHungover, trying to convince myself to go for a run, when all I really want is a McDonald’s breakfast and someone to play with my 🍆03 Apr 2026 10:03 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3milhq5bjms2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3miikon4bwk2wGood morning. Would rather be dressed like this all day instead of sitting at a desk trying not to have a breakdown.02 Apr 2026 06:17 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3miikon4bwk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mibuaevvt22gI keep following thirst and kink accounts on Instagram and it’s just too close to where my family can see or get recommended accounts based on me. I miss alt twitter and I haven’t discovered anything close on here 😩30 Mar 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mibuaevvt22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mi74zifjsk2qMy Sunday fate has been sealed by the starter gods. Learning my lesson by only making one loaf this time though…29 Mar 2026 12:19 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi74zifjsk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mguqen2lqk2wI really need to learn to keep my mouth shut at times 😬12 Mar 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mguqen2lqk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mgsq6pazxs2vSecret time: I quite like the new Harry Styles song, American Girls.11 Mar 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgsq6pazxs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mfee3wrhgs25Maybe I’m seeing things but why does this wotsit look like a cock? Idk maybe I’m just in need of a good ****21 Feb 2026 09:53 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfee3wrhgs25https://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3meb27nwccc2bBeing forced to do parkrun with @aidan94.bsky.social in the rain after a massive hangover. I think it’s time we saw other people.07 Feb 2026 08:53 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3meb27nwccc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mdy7zqbua22tI did a modest amount of exercise so I’m rewarding myself with a modest glass of wine 🍷03 Feb 2026 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdy7zqbua22thttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mdvdc2t2gs2sJust had the Monday-est Monday that ever Monday-ed Somebody pass me the wine.02 Feb 2026 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvdc2t2gs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mdrvo4zay22tWhat I’d give for over 6 hours of sleep.01 Feb 2026 08:22 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdrvo4zay22thttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mdq4dh4kfs2mPeople who can’t walk in a straight line are so frustrating. Yes, I am going to bump into you as I overtake because you’re zigzagging around like you’re trying to dodge gunfire!31 Jan 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdq4dh4kfs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mdq3jp3op22mPeople who can’t walk in a straight line are so frustrating. Yes, I am going to bump into you as I overtake because you’re zigzagging around like you’re trying to dodge gunfire!31 Jan 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdq3jp3op22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mdmujpcu2s2oPeople who are unwell should not go into work! Everyone on this tube is coughing and sniffing and sneezing. You’ll just get your colleagues, and more importantly me, sick too!30 Jan 2026 08:18 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdmujpcu2s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mczy5ntywc25HERE! WE! GO! #thetraitors22 Jan 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mczy5ntywc25https://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mcapt2353c2zI’m in Via on canal street in a shirt and tie and look like a fucking weirdo. People keep looking at me 👀12 Jan 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcapt2353c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mbziucylr22qCineworld Falkirk. I used to think it looked so grand and cool and I walked in like I was at the headquarters of the Power Rangers. Quite the imagination I had. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jan 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbziucylr22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mbz623a33s2qI need someone to stop me from rearranging the entire living room.09 Jan 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbz623a33s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mbwv6csgfc2iWhat the fuck just happened? #thetraitors08 Jan 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwv6csgfc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mbu3kbtwrs23I somehow managed to draw on myself at work today, on a white shirt. It’s the second stain on a shirt I’ve made this week! 🤦‍♂️07 Jan 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbu3kbtwrs23https://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mbgpofmf7s2kBraved the scales after Christmas and have just owned the gain. (I’m being a little dramatic it wasn’t that bad) I’m still down 10kg from this time last year, but I’m setting a new baseline ☺️02 Jan 2026 10:45 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbgpofmf7s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mbe3ptwuv22aHappy New Year x01 Jan 2026 09:43 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbe3ptwuv22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mb5anmdpx22mGoing anywhere near a fitting room after a week of Christmas food and drink is a depressing affair 🥲29 Dec 2025 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb5anmdpx22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3mb2zhnb2jc2iPost a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains. Mine would be Enema of the State, with Dookie as a close second. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2025 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb2zhnb2jc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3maxkqlpzqk23I’m thinking @aidan94.bsky.social and I have a brand in our families. We are coming back from Christmas with 5 new cook books, new kitchen equipment and many set of exercise clothes. 📚👨‍🍳🏃‍♂️27 Dec 2025 10:07 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3maxkqlpzqk23https://bsky.app/profile/lowson.bsky.social/post/3maoevaxclk2cI have been back home for 5 minutes and been informed that I’m walking a fucking donkey to a Christmas eve church service tomorrow night… https://media.tenor.com/1gaYz9ajVSMAAAAC/obama-what-even-reaction.gif?hh=198&ww=22023 Dec 2025 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:vduov2eiqwbndxp7irsjypwb/app.bsky.feed.post/3maoevaxclk2c