Fantasy/Functional 3D dildographer | 18+ only | Experience from 2011 onward (DA/"Sheep") | She/her 🏳️‍🌈 35 | Designer at Uberrime | Freelance site is wildly in need of updates but listing it for record: https://sites.google.com/view/excelddesigns/home | fdthttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3ml5ergblbc2lOh okay Tentacoil. Still don't feel old yet.05 May 2026 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5ergblbc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3mkbetousdk2iStranger came to me in glass armor and sent my soul to Oblivion 😃24 Apr 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbetousdk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3mis4ikorvk2hThis just popped out of nowhere, like I turned around and it had materialized on my desk. 1) what did I buy that came with this and b) why do I need a microscope to read it06 Apr 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mis4ikorvk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3mgsohzukxs2b🎂 I could write a lot about whatever "big" 35 is, the breaking down how I felt about the change over time yesterday, how I feel about it today, but you don't wanna read it and I just bought myself a project so that's what I'm gonna do. A set of drawers for next to the desk, ~fancy~11 Mar 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgsohzukxs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3mg2o55oa4k2v(I still exist, I'm just hidin' from life and doing work and playing games)02 Mar 2026 06:52 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg2o55oa4k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3mg2ljl7xck2vRevolutionary new toys from artisans with deep investments into modeling and it's just stuff you find on Amazon. Not linking anything, I don't want the heat, just don't be taken by nonsense. Most of it has the maker mark too. I follow the am shop and recognize these immediately.02 Mar 2026 06:05 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg2ljl7xck2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m7gud2hrc22zMom sent me her adventure in washing her critters today and it put the biggest smile on my face. I also need to make more frogs and stuff for my niblings - my nephew likes Mom's frog a ton - it's just been a tiring year.08 Dec 2025 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7gud2hrc22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m6d3twmqvk22Went to Lover's Lane for a basic bullet vibe for... bugs, sifting bugs, and there were two Fascinus left and they looked lonely so I got one. Keep Cthulhu company until my Bjarg (which you HAVE seen) arrives.23 Nov 2025 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6d3twmqvk22https://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m575qlc6b22pSitting in my car charging my phone. Lost power just before 10pm last night - can't sleep without white noise (a fan - also loud 9-12" fan recommendations please), been awake for 27 hours since I woke up yesterday at 4am. The problem is the box in our back yard. Knocked out 5 blocks. From us.09 Nov 2025 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m575qlc6b22phttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m4tsqhucqk2bAboris! My big-chin-lizard-man-that's-definitely-not-from-that-game Mine's in small (I'm small it's okay), https://uberrime.com/products/the-arboris-tree-dragon-dildo-small-size05 Nov 2025 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4tsqhucqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m4tp7nqxoc2lMy small Raiju, jade shift and translucent (and as always, your camera never sees translucency the way you do) I got so much today and there are so many pictures and I cannot overload your feed with all of it. https://uberrime.com/products/the-raiju-lightning-dragon-dildo-small-size04 Nov 2025 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4tp7nqxoc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m4tii3ui7s24I might die It's okay.04 Nov 2025 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4tii3ui7s24https://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m4la56ziwc2t01 Nov 2025 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4la56ziwc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m463sqka4k2cImplying digital sculpture isn't real art and then using generative AI is pretty funny.27 Oct 2025 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m463sqka4k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3m3lh2ockn22mI'm gonna dirty delete that. Here's the thing: objectively, my internals look picture perfect for a diagram of typical stuff in a medical setting. But they cause me an immense amount of trouble. That's it. That's the thing. I'm dealing with a great deal of dissonance as a result of it.19 Oct 2025 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3lh2ockn22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3lvovj7owcs22I am actually so tired.05 Aug 2025 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvovj7owcs22https://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3ltakmquol22iI'm just sayin' [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jul 2025 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltakmquol22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/excelddesigns.bsky.social/post/3lsqxxvrjk22tSome designs, https://sites.google.com/view/excelddesigns/available-designs29 Jun 2025 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:ve3wp26bstd36q3lloak2a6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsqxxvrjk22t