comedian • writer • nibbler • dehydrated bk/atlhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3lgrs44feyk2ktimothée makes me feel 19 again.* [*19 - sitting around a record store while a couple of yt dudes try to convince me of dylan’s greatness by playing deep cuts🙄🙄🙄]28 Jan 2025 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgrs44feyk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3lde6m7egoc2gi fear that stanley tucci will have a hard time in future roles due to his inability to not give cvnt anytime he’s onscreen.15 Dec 2024 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lde6m7egoc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3lbi3oitz7k2zi love that this is how i found out. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Nov 2024 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbi3oitz7k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3lbhwpszxl22zNURSE: okay, so i’m doing the flu shot in your left arm, covid in your right. MY BRAIN: don’t do it, i swear ME: …🎶here i am🎶stuck in the middle with you🎶21 Nov 2024 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhwpszxl22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3l3mplk2j6v2tStand-Up Comedian (9.07.09 - current) 15 years. the only thing i’ve done more of is living. my longest love affair.08 Sep 2024 06:02 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3l3mplk2j6v2thttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3kfbb7ra55s2qlordt, i keep forgetting about this corner over here. what it do? how was your turkey day? how ya mama’nem doing?28 Nov 2023 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfbb7ra55s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3k7errn7lis2lnothing makes me angrier than receiving a trash-ass salad. i’m trying to do right - light dressing! whole grain fruit bar snack! - and i’m handed a bowl of wilted intentions & overcooked chicken. in order to get my soul right, i gotta eat a pasta with cream sauce for dinner.14 Sep 2023 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7errn7lis2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3k7acjgdxpg2ogonna take a quick shower and watch the ozempic awards.12 Sep 2023 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7acjgdxpg2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3k3epozi7jr2mi couldn't remember the name of a safdie bro so i yelled to @sosure.bsky.social, "which safdie has the juicy face?" and he responded, "that's benny, the acting one."25 Jul 2023 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3epozi7jr2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3jzrxaxgn6r2nshout out to whichever one of their kids told bill de blasio about "mango" by kamauu.05 Jul 2023 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzrxaxgn6r2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3jzn3lkelpd22i definitely got into a small private college in SC thanks to affirmative action and i must tell you - they really bet on the wrong horse.03 Jul 2023 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzn3lkelpd22https://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3jzihc5zwgc2uwhoo, they going nutso at the bird right now. i think everyone’s on their way over here. i hope y’all got enough snacks.01 Jul 2023 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzihc5zwgc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/silkyjumbo.bsky.social/post/3jyoqj4shrt2fhappy summer solstice! i'm celebrating with a work call, a work zoom, two podcasts, laundry, and a friend's birthday dinner. how are you cramming it in on the year's longest day?21 Jun 2023 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:vfxpweppmar2iezwgzp2e2w3/app.bsky.feed.post/3jyoqj4shrt2f