Coffee fiend, X-Twitter refugee, Unix geek, and reluctant suburbanite.https://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mqzalwp7c22a“It is better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.”19 Jul 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzalwp7c22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mqsflb3sqc2eI'd like to apologize to the Newark field office of the FBI. This restaurant in EWR Terminal C insisted on a phone number for the order, and their number seemed handy. Perhaps the FBI should investigate the personal data mining markets that have metastasized throughout the U.S. in the past decade.16 Jul 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsflb3sqc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mq3ih2butc2zThe NYC building which used to be Pfizer’s headquarters is having trouble staying erect.07 Jul 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3ih2butc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mpryvjs27s2tBurlington, Vermont's police department must be very proud of themselves. They've completely isolated Main Street for the fireworks display, yet made no allowance for people living on that road trying to get home. Obsessive idiocy.04 Jul 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpryvjs27s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mplvqowui22xInstead of heading into NYP for my Amtrak train one hour early, I'm going in TWO hours ahead of departure. That's how little I trust NJ Transit to get me to the station on time.01 Jul 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mplvqowui22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3moelujcnqk22“I won’t be part of the problem. I’ll be the whole fucking problem.”16 Jun 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3moelujcnqk22https://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mnb5hivexs2vI just realized that saying “I am Groot” is amazingly close to “I am root”.01 Jun 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnb5hivexs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mmplijr4dc2d85% of my domestic flights in the past decade are on United, with the remaining 15% on American. But almost all my messed up flights are on American.25 May 2026 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmplijr4dc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mmoyiaqnjk2dThe Android 16 upgrade reset my phone preferences for the power button, changing it from “power menu” back to “Digital Assistant”. Because who wouldn't want to change a power button from its obvious function to a Google AI slop integration?25 May 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmoyiaqnjk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mmeznuwqz22tAn airplane passenger shouldn't have to buy a business or first-class ticket just to have their coffee served in a proper cup.21 May 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmeznuwqz22thttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mjn4iv2ryc2sInstagram’s “community standards” *are* the scam.16 Apr 2026 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjn4iv2ryc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mjfxbw2hf22hThe fact that Trump absolutely LOVES using AI to create pictures of himself should be the most compelling reason to stay the hell away from this tech on social media.13 Apr 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfxbw2hf22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3miwtjvxxns2y“If you’re doing nothing wrong, what is there to fear?” “I’m fearing your definition of ‘wrong’.”07 Apr 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwtjvxxns2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3min7bps7rk2xFlorida legislators have approved a law allowing them to rename Palm Beach Internation Airport to Donald J. Trump Airport. Does this mean the IATA airport code will change from PBI to PDO?04 Apr 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3min7bps7rk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mi55tzykvk2eIt's telling that my “smart” phone tries to predict that “crypto” in text input probably refers to “cryptocurrency”, and doesn’t even offer “cryptography” as an option until I’ve nearly typed out the entire word.28 Mar 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi55tzykvk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mfwdmgnpfc2oYou break it, you buy it.28 Feb 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfwdmgnpfc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mfjmtllaqk2a“Company culture is not words on a wall. It’s how people feel on a Sunday night.”23 Feb 2026 12:13 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjmtllaqk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mf3ziu4stk2a“your org rarely has good ideas. ideas being expensive to implement was actually helping.” https://www.reddit.com/r/ExperiencedDevs/comments/1r6olcv/an_ai_ceo_finally_said_something_honest/18 Feb 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf3ziu4stk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mefj6xzlmc2tIrony? I don't even know where to start. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Feb 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefj6xzlmc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mee7cnx5522nThe people who need a separate halftime show are the same ones who needed separate drinking fountains.08 Feb 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mee7cnx5522nhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mdxqlko6ms2wSocial media influencers are nothing new. We just used to call them “posers”.03 Feb 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdxqlko6ms2whttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mdobrli2tc2vGetting a crazy number of spam calls from numbers in US area code 609 for the past two weeks. Reported and blocked them all, but they're all random and likely forged. This is what happens when you have no accountability from unmanaged VoIP devices plugged into the telephone network.30 Jan 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdobrli2tc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mde34h2m6222When your only tool is AI, every problem looks like a thumb.26 Jan 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mde34h2m6222https://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mcwvgekh522fYeah, nobody saw this coming. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/us/politics/cubans-florida-deportations-trump.html21 Jan 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcwvgekh522fhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mcv64tgh7c2y“Today is a good day to buy.” — Worf, CFP20 Jan 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcv64tgh7c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mcrvsnzvqc2p“The popular conception was that AI would be a danger to civilization because AI would be so smart, but the reality turns out to be the danger is that AI is so stupid.”19 Jan 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcrvsnzvqc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/coffeetwitch.bsky.social/post/3mcnyabfwr22pThe longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home.18 Jan 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:vhnk65uchm7zld7a67a2uk45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcnyabfwr22p