sleepy beefcake (he/him)https://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3matskfslpc27You’re reading this because your family is extremely boring.25 Dec 2025 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3matskfslpc27https://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3m4rtlwk4yk2pThe time on my microwave is finally correct. Oh hell yea!04 Nov 2025 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4rtlwk4yk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3m2njiwvkrk2uIt’s time to get back down to basics* *calling white people crackers08 Oct 2025 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2njiwvkrk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3lutadtbe2c2i“Holy shit! Is that a fucking spider??” -you looking at a piece of lint25 Jul 2025 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lutadtbe2c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3lrepcqaakc25If I ask you the time and you say “Quarter til” or “10 til” Go fuck yourself. I clearly don’t know what time it is. I’m asking for answers I’m not asking for hints.12 Jun 2025 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrepcqaakc25https://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3lqr2urwu4s2b“I’m gonna drink the first thing that comes out of them thangs!” -first guy to drink milk04 Jun 2025 05:24 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqr2urwu4s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3lqngbfra5k2wAnother year older and another year where meeting up to exchange briefcases in a steamy alleyway becomes unlikely.02 Jun 2025 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqngbfra5k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3lkvncwqqas2iWhat if we had big brains instead of big bugs. Surely that would fix this messed up country. #deepthinking #manosphere #alpha #money #content #kony201221 Mar 2025 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkvncwqqas2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3lk57t46rzs2j“Wow… everything’s computer.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Mar 2025 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk57t46rzs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3ljt2d4ya7c2nComing up with numbers is so easy when you’re a genius like me. 102. See? Shit comes so easy to me. 507. Not even sweating my, dear boy. 800,102. 🏂07 Mar 2025 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljt2d4ya7c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3ljquu6vfks2uI don’t wanna be the kind of person that sits around and just lets something like Thirty Seconds to Mars happen. It’s important to be active in your communities.07 Mar 2025 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljquu6vfks2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3ljqstm2p3k2u@andybobrow.bsky.social can we get your writing tips thread here on Bluesky now that Twitter is bricked? Also, I would add, having a character say, “awooga” and with steam coming out their ears to show they find someone attractive. At least have their tongue roll out and roll back in07 Mar 2025 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqstm2p3k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/adam--hart.bsky.social/post/3lgezctwg3k2hI am a real human person that is screaming and vomiting23 Jan 2025 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:vijmqs6b5uy4ugo7hjmvuzqt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgezctwg3k2h