I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.https://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mzio6cue7c24to all newly electeds: the work that the american people want done on our behalf MUST begin with every single criminally complicit person in the current regime to face Actual Consequences for their criminal actions! NO OTHER WORK can be done until that happens! now do the jobs we just gifted you!04 Nov 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzio6cue7c24https://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mzhfu7pluk2ni spent an hour and a half in a "ignore election stuff and watch thai dramas instead" group chat, and apparently all y'all out here in reality had just as good a time as i did? incredible04 Nov 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhfu7pluk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mzgxvn27dk2pvirgil the cat is in his usual evening spot (sitting on the arm of my chair, staring at me until i give him treats). but tonight is different. doofus has the hiccups. i only feel a little bad for laughing at him03 Nov 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgxvn27dk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mzggbq6vnk2pi hope everyone in the US has already voted, or else is on their way to the polls right now03 Nov 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzggbq6vnk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mzgca5lmkk22well the gun to my head probably led me to this immediate thought... https://youtu.be/oSDs6PSTh8I?si=eB33OuTYMM0Msttb [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Nov 2026 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgca5lmkk22https://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mzc7tp3zvc2nmy cat sat on the arm of my chair and stared at me for the entire hour between when he was positive it was churu time and when the clock informed me it was actually churu time cats🤝cousin oskaar02 Nov 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzc7tp3zvc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mz7zzdx34s2ci've entered the weird space where i have to pay attention to the time because otherwise i'm gonna forget if the clocks already shifted back or not and end up staying awake way too long by accident because it's still too early to go to sleep... hooray night shifter problems01 Nov 2026 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7zzdx34s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mz7zpvtpns2cSoften up a horror film: Psychotherapy [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Nov 2026 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7zpvtpns2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mz4rc2rwv222this was the first thing i remember seeing him in, and somewhere i still have the whole series... on vhs tapes... gotta dig those out again i think [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4rc2rwv222https://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3mz32w2szq22ejust stood up and did a big stretch, and my cat followed me and also did a big stretch, and i acknowledged it was his way of saying BIG STRETCH to me since he can't speak english30 Oct 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz32w2szq22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3myvai7bphk2jthe world is a ceaseless parade of dumbfuckery but i just reskeeted a video of an elephant shrews so not everything sucks today (also i needed new tires, but there was a good doggo chilling in the waiting room so again, not everything sucked!)27 Oct 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3myvai7bphk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3myqke3u6vk2kkiddo is watching a streamer who's doing a segment making fun of old commercials, and just said out loud HEAD ON and from the other room down the hall i replied like a sleeper agent APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD and i think i need to lie down now26 Oct 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3myqke3u6vk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3myqgrq2vvk2osuper grateful i did not spend today driving across six states, like i did last sunday. very happy to have not even left the house today. it was a wonderful day. there was pie (lemon meringue) and now i'm just sitting here like a lump catching up on shows i missed while driving across six states26 Oct 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3myqgrq2vvk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3myjciqj6p22vjust anecdotally, today at the first day of early in person voting in maryland, the location i went to was packed with a steady stream of voters moving through. it was also extremely well staffed with helpful people, and despite the full parking lot, we were in and out in less than ten minutes total23 Oct 2026 04:07 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjciqj6p22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3myingbwcgk2fjust earned my democracy badge22 Oct 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3myingbwcgk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mittensmorgul.com/post/3myb7urnrt22ythe water pressure in this hotel is off the charts. taking a shower is like being the target in power wash simulator. the kid described the intensity of the toilet as "energetic." there is zero dirt on me. it combed my hair. cleansed? lucky i wasn't flensed. i'm gonna miss it when we leave tomorrow19 Oct 2026 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:viyy7btrtkmdjlua4jc56kzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3myb7urnrt22y