A primitive chivalry, damsels in distress, virtue triumphant, and a wholesale slaughter of villains. "What gifts hath Fate for all his chivalry? Even such as hearts heroic oftenest win; Honour, a friend, anguish, untimely death."https://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mttvloukek2pHmmmm.24 Aug 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttvloukek2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mt22iuqtj226Ruh-roh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_ID0asQ3M14 Aug 2026 11:28 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt22iuqtj226https://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mslwtc2cuk2fDaily Herald, August 6, 1938.08 Aug 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslwtc2cuk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mskxeznxkk2fThis guy gets it.08 Aug 2026 11:22 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskxeznxkk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3msawxzxva22yIt still astonishes me how completely and accurately this show managed to predict the last two years. https://youtu.be/wQd4JdFP0d0?is=RfxzKxnAId20qWBh04 Aug 2026 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msawxzxva22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3ms6yxynzhs2nHappy 65th birthday Mr. President. I'll be the first to admit that I didn't appreciate you enough when we had you.03 Aug 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6yxynzhs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mrmqrzaows2k [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmqrzaows2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mrfgfyybfs2k [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfgfyybfs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mr6ohegqj22vTIL that James Sligo Jameson, grandson of the founder of Jameson Irish Whiskey, paid an African slave trader 10 silk handkerchiefs for a 10 year old girl and then handed her to cannibals so he could watch them kill and devour her. Jesus H Lapdancing Christ.21 Jul 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6ohegqj22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mqklfbz5s22213 Jul 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqklfbz5s222https://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mqkbykey522o [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkbykey522ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mq5nrzxwu22cWe all know it's true.08 Jul 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5nrzxwu22chttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mpszelagqk2qDespite the drubbing it's gotten online, I quite enjoyed Supergirl. It's a great story about a 20-something who feels isolated, angry, and full of rage trying to come to terms with the trauma of losing everything and having to adjust to a new, strange, and more terrifying universe.04 Jul 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpszelagqk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mpp5dfznh22z [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jul 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpp5dfznh22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mpjw6zne522o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpyKEkMSfBs30 Jun 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjw6zne522ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mpdsdl6kvk2u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6KYAVn8ons28 Jun 2026 10:47 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpdsdl6kvk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mpbjqolirk2227 Jun 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbjqolirk22https://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3moheyyg7cs2sUndeniable proof that we live in the stupidest timeline. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jun/04/jesus-christian-energy-drink17 Jun 2026 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3moheyyg7cs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mogktw2xok2zThe story so far... https://youtu.be/vKquTSwTTpM?si=EFJK1jrinQk-V2rt16 Jun 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mogktw2xok2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mn453rrkqk2x"...except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted..."30 May 2026 22:48 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn453rrkqk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mlgwxmf5dk2uPlaying the Nazi card. Click through to YouTube for subtitles. https://youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?si=DoDg-7rN9mvO4AmO09 May 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgwxmf5dk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mlgw6ekklk2u"When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking."09 May 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgw6ekklk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mjxmjdo2bc2v20 Apr 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxmjdo2bc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mjixdlkclc2k15 Apr 2026 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjixdlkclc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mgvhiylom22bI'm waiting for the inevitable day when the Democratic Party's entire slate of candidates is comprised of freshly dug-up corpses. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/south-carolina-rep-jim-clyburn-will-run-for-an-18th-term12 Mar 2026 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgvhiylom22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mfwwbbwwc22728 Feb 2026 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfwwbbwwc227https://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3mevucwlbis2tBeen thinking about this scene lately.15 Feb 2026 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mevucwlbis2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3me6t5yxpas23Sisko knows what's up.06 Feb 2026 11:42 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3me6t5yxpas23https://bsky.app/profile/mauricethebeast.bsky.social/post/3m5hcyyknqc2zWhen they ask him, “Do you really think that could happen here?”They laughed at him. They're not laughing in 2025. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fam5wRXcoQE12 Nov 2025 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:vm2cddjee4jdpqffqrqzblvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5hcyyknqc2z