Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry. Fuq A I🧿♦️🧵🪬 they/he Linktr.ee/LFaunthttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvtfl4ehps2tHaving mild FDA tummy today19 Sep 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtfl4ehps2thttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvt54qf6ps2qMy big news update should go out in less than an hour and a half. Sign up here and Happy Friday! [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvt54qf6ps2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvsqwwaeh22aSo I know there's been debate per terms like "Gen Y" and "Xennial" but I think I actually resonate with "Generation HTML" the best18 Sep 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsqwwaeh22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvsk3nhtis24FASCISM IS SUPER BORING AND MAKES LIFE JOYLESS18 Sep 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsk3nhtis24https://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvrjomx3e22bI am sick of watching small businesses crumble and shut down on an almost monthly basis in this economic climate.18 Sep 2026 06:21 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrjomx3e22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvqpwshpo22iGonna try to get a performer newsletter out tomorrow. It'll focus heavily on October stuff. Give me a subscribe at lfaunt-newsletter.beehiiv.com https://lfaunt-newsletter.beehiiv.com17 Sep 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqpwshpo22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvpwrzf3g22zShow where they move me into a goth Bop House with a bunch of Gen Zs and I'm the weird guy in the background who becomes a running joke and no one can really figure out why I'm their roommate. I have Larry David-esque interactions while the models are trying to be cute17 Sep 2026 15:10 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpwrzf3g22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvqpwshpo22iGonna try to get a performer newsletter out tomorrow. It'll focus heavily on October stuff. Give me a subscribe at lfaunt-newsletter.beehiiv.com https://lfaunt-newsletter.beehiiv.com17 Sep 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqpwshpo22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvqmnkuujs2iEarly 2010s throwback except these aren't some chodes with a YouTube unifying conspiracy theory channel; now they run our country. They are also basically part of the (Dis)Illuminati who like to bone kids. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqmnkuujs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvpwrzf3g22zShow where they move me into a goth Bop House with a bunch of Gen Zs and I'm the weird guy in the background who becomes a running joke and no one can really figure out why I'm their roommate. I have Larry David-esque interactions while the models are trying to be cute17 Sep 2026 15:10 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpwrzf3g22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvp4i4qio22sUgggghhh apparently Drake is dating a goth model/influencer in her 20s. Every day on this earth I hate learning new things or being reminded of some fuckass that I blessedly forgot about17 Sep 2026 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvp4i4qio22shttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvoudjej5223Happy anniversary month of my Linda Perry sighting [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 04:54 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoudjej5223https://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvopatjkvs2rIt's weird when people seem to want to pin things like "you seem like you're doing good in the world" on me. Nah. I'm a little shit17 Sep 2026 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvopatjkvs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvoof627hk2jIt's nice to find people who seem excited to talk about the Occult in a way that doesn't make me want to punch walls, and doesn't make slogging through the tales of problematic great-great uncle this-and-that seem a chore. I personally could never get past that, so cheers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoof627hk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvno7e2cv22mOk, but it would be morbidly funny if the best and most recent group of anyone to effect the concept of malicious noncompliance were The Robots16 Sep 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvno7e2cv22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvno7e2cv22mOk, but it would be morbidly funny if the best and most recent group of anyone to effect the concept of malicious noncompliance were The Robots16 Sep 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvno7e2cv22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvnfibxmn22bI'm not anything but white-presenting but just a reminder that "wasians" is gross eugenics discourse à la "your interracial baby is so cute." Credit to @czarinaofficial.com for first bringing this up though I can't find the post rn16 Sep 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnfibxmn22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvndslnyls26The world truly and deeply failed the Gen Xers who wanted to do good.16 Sep 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvndslnyls26https://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvmhncwv6k2pThis was nuts. The reporters killed worked for the news radio station I listen to pretty regularly [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmhncwv6k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvm3yia6ck2jGarlic in any form. Fire-roasted tomatoes (mmm, burn pain). Fresh basil. Sometimes category: -If I'm in a sweet mood, fresh pineapple but it's a mood thing. -Vegan sausage hits right on occasion -The exact texture of pumpkin that Lucifer's Pizza uses. -Shrooms & peppers if I want more veggies [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm3yia6ck2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvm2d4sovc2sLol no shade or condescension but the fact that a bunch of my friends now view me as the AI-related bullshit whisperer is mildly flattering but also supports my point that people degenerate into the most opsec and data-ignorant Boomers when they interact with Meta16 Sep 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm2d4sovc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvkxariomk2nMan, look, I am not team "handhold dudes through the male loneliness epidemic" but as a man-jacent person I am actually hating the bullying men vibe out there in general. Yeah, obviously be better and don't allow dudes to be lazy or creeps, but just daily saying that men suck isn't super helpful.15 Sep 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkxariomk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvjrohfh4s2yYeah so like someone getting the absolute shit wrestled out of them by like 7 cops in 5 cop cars plus a helicopter later on, caddy corner from our apartment while I was in virtual therapy this afternoon, really threw me off mentally.15 Sep 2026 04:23 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjrohfh4s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvif66sekk2l*writes musical comedy song called "AI Singularity or Climate Death?"*14 Sep 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvif66sekk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvhanos2lk2kSomeone is highly curious about ice cream. #Stormyposting14 Sep 2026 04:13 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhanos2lk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/llfaunt.bsky.social/post/3mvh3idjhsc2fI am very unpopularly team "Fall doesn't begin til after Sept 22nd" (let me be a summer goth, it need not involve severe daylight), but I did just crack open a new carton of veggie broth, so it feels official.14 Sep 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:vmuvu34srhl2pmavc3ga6olb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvh3idjhsc2f