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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.deviantart.com/chrissawyerart</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social</link><title>@chrissawyerart.bsky.social - Chris Sawyer</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mvjhrnkhr22b</link><description>And then there&#39;s thiiiis guy. He just kinda appeared. Three are the number of the pickups. Not two, but three. Three is the number, being one more than two. One, is right out. &#xA;&#xA;Kinda unplayable right now. Needs a tune-up badly, but should be a great guitar once it&#39;s adjusted and everything!</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 01:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjhrnkhr22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mvjghvzbw22t</link><description>So believe it or not, this big hollow body I got can rock pretty fucking hard. I can get crunchy tone with this that a metal-specific Ibanez guitar has trouble with.</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 01:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjghvzbw22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mvgnggiia22a</link><description>Leveraged buyouts are complete fucking horseshit. It&#39;s like if I bought a toyota car, I wouldn&#39;t buy it with MY money, I would borrow against the value of the car I&#39;m buying, and then expect the Toyota Motor Corp to own the debt. Typical rich people bullshit.</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 22:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgnggiia22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mvac2mh6ac2d</link><description>I droo a birb person</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 09:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvac2mh6ac2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mv6iikuxk22x</link><description>I wish I could have enjoyed the 1980&#39;s more, and not have been subjected to my mother&#39;s constant chaos and parade of horrible decisions. We moved every year, I&#39;d constantly lose friends I&#39;d made, until I ended up just not bothering to make any, and the millisecond I was old enough I joined the Navy.</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 16:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6iikuxk22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3muxia3dbs226</link><description>New guitar! Hubs made a frowny fase. :)</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 21:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxia3dbs226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3muwulbroyk2g</link><description>I am so enraged by that little donkey being shot by the fucking cop. My opinion is and always will be, if police dogs are officers then pets are family members. You blow away my animal while on my property, your ass needs to be charged with murder.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 15:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwulbroyk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3muuq3kwjzs24</link><description>This is a long shot, but does any guitarist in the Los Angeles region need a new-condition road runner strat size gig case? Free. Just come get it.</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 19:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuq3kwjzs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3musk4q3z722r</link><description>This midterm election isn&#39;t republican versus democrat anymore….&#xA;&#xA;This is America versus the fascist drooling idiots.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 22:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3musk4q3z722r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3muo5p3d5rs2j</link><description>I am really enjoying this new Gretsch. It’s a brand new model with new pickups, locking bridge and tuners, and super nice fretboard. Can growl or sparkle, whatever you want to do. It really works with you, and hammer-ons and pull-offs are super easy. The fender I had was horrible for hammer-ons.</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 04:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muo5p3d5rs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3munps7aeu22j</link><description>The guitar stuff</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 00:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3munps7aeu22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3muirxpclxk2a</link><description>We need to get those stripper pole raptor girls to come to a furry con.</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 01:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3muirxpclxk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mui45dybr22n</link><description>I got some history on my computer. And the these here was just about the time Narnia came out...</description><pubDate>01 Sep 2026 19:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui45dybr22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mubs5qtu4k2y</link><description>Among the most dispiriting things about life today is the ugliness, the waste, the soul destroying banality.&#xA;&#xA;Long ago, we had a marvelous culture. I&#39;ve seen a better world young people today will never know. And we&#39;ve destroyed everything, sacrificed everything... for whatever the fuck this is.</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2026 06:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubs5qtu4k2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mu5wj23pdc2m</link><description>Funny how quickly shit goes off the rails the millisecond government oversight disappears.</description><pubDate>28 Aug 2026 17:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5wj23pdc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mtzzlxqlps2k</link><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 04:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzzlxqlps2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mtuahpomys2e</link><description>Help ugh</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 21:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuahpomys2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mtsefmwg2k2t</link><description>I remember a nutty christian guy I worked with, who was DEATHLY AFRAID of fortune cookies, and horoscopes, because he said they were gateways for demonic forces to attack you. 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The ballroom guy is a kremlin agent.</description><pubDate>19 Aug 2026 14:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgxwya2q22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mta3bl7g2s2l</link><description>Been filling out job apps, and this question keeps popping up: ‘Have you ever had a disagreement with your manager.’&#xA;&#xA;What do you guys think is the best answer for this?</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 20:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mta3bl7g2s2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mt5uaeii3222</link><description>Trump era Navy chow.</description><pubDate>15 Aug 2026 23:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5uaeii3222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mt3ebv2mg22l</link><description>It’d be cool if WH40K was populated by happy, functional people who went around the galaxy being helpful and nice to people.&#xA;&#xA;Wait, never mind that’s Star Trek.</description><pubDate>14 Aug 2026 23:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3ebv2mg22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3msyatkhods2d</link><description>All doggies universally hate luggage cases.</description><pubDate>13 Aug 2026 18:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyatkhods2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3msud242jcs2r</link><description>On a lighter note...</description><pubDate>12 Aug 2026 04:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msud242jcs2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3msucxmalq22a</link><description>Yep...</description><pubDate>12 Aug 2026 04:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msucxmalq22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrissawyerart.bsky.social/post/3mssvzrrd7k2j</link><description>Innit funny how multi-billion dollar data centers can spring up all across the country, but we can’t house people or build hospitals or libraries.</description><pubDate>11 Aug 2026 15:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:vndced3rlv6pbx54lbhalfm7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mssvzrrd7k2j</guid></item></channel></rss>