https://bsky.app/profile/dctcomedy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dctcomedy.bsky.social/post/3m2u3yitmf22eLast night I dreamt I was in a Home Depot because there was a sale, so I was browsed the store but the sale wasn’t good enough to actually buy anything. What a terrible welcome into middle aged dreaming.10 Oct 2025 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:vnljpljqzagusiixxty2h3mx/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2u3yitmf22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dctcomedy.bsky.social/post/3lztpeapv5s26I bet climate change will finally be taken seriously when white people lose Fall.27 Sep 2025 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:vnljpljqzagusiixxty2h3mx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lztpeapv5s26https://bsky.app/profile/dctcomedy.bsky.social/post/3lzow6qrfh22yIf you ever need to check in on your emotional state, just look at your most used emojis.25 Sep 2025 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:vnljpljqzagusiixxty2h3mx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzow6qrfh22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dctcomedy.bsky.social/post/3lzi6vvails2xGen alpha is 15 years old now, which means every newborn you meet is a total fucking beta.23 Sep 2025 05:29 +0000at://did:plc:vnljpljqzagusiixxty2h3mx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzi6vvails2x