Just a normal person and definitely not a cryptid, or three opossums in a trenchcoat. https://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3ls7xbtglts2pI've been feeling particularly desperate and angry all the time, so I found some December Diamonds merman ornaments and I'm going to make up dumb names for them. Starting off strong with Dudley Do-Me-Right, here:22 Jun 2025 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls7xbtglts2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lhmdsup4mc2gAt the doctor's office. Bet I'm not even gonna get a lollipop. Adulthood is bullshit.07 Feb 2025 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhmdsup4mc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lgp3c6enis2f"I'm the world's most clever bard, except I got framed and exiled and my parole officer is this annoying-ass paladin dragging me through the backwaters of creation until we accidentally end up on a quest to save the world. She is so annoying and her arms are so big." [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jan 2025 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgp3c6enis2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lglfweemns2lPov: you hear the string cheese being opened25 Jan 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lglfweemns2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lggv4vd3wc2qCheck out this cool stuff my friend makes, support artists. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jan 2025 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lggv4vd3wc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lggdgu7zes2uJust my luck that my lowest motivation day happens to be when chatgpt is down. Have to write docs for work and now I'm terrified it's going to look like I depend on AI.23 Jan 2025 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lggdgu7zes2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lgbgrgup6c2i@davidniemitz.bsky.social So that's what happened to Matthew. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jan 2025 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgbgrgup6c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lgbdcdnjek2iIt is 16 F outside. Reminded of working at a fast food joint long ago. Someone was giving me hell about the fudge on her hot fudge sundae not being hot enough. A guy behind her said "Lady, it's 12 degrees outside, no one gives a fuck." I hope he's having a great day.21 Jan 2025 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgbdcdnjek2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lgb6lp2ick2dThe Seelie vs. Unseelie discourse would be exhausting but imagine someone starting a cattle raid over getting ratio'd [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jan 2025 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgb6lp2ick2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lg2xwdnzgs2cI am not smart and I don't pretend to be. I'm mad about the government, but right now all I wanna do is write my gay (laudatory) stories and encourage everyone else to do the same. Make art that pisses off people you don't like.19 Jan 2025 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2xwdnzgs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/cryptiddies.bsky.social/post/3lg273wqov22uAh, to be a dog in a boat on a nice summer day. My mom's dog is way more spoiled than I ever was.18 Jan 2025 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:vpdeo7o5evwc36kshtkt6cbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg273wqov22u