Hot, funny, talented. Reading and writing monster smut since 1969. Find me in NYGEL Issue 1, and more in the future dmn I’m just starting out Me and the monster under your bed have probably hooked up.https://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mve4ip4nys2rGargoyle!!!!12 Sep 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve4ip4nys2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mve4ihxptc2rThe architectural kind. Those decorative figures that aren’t water spouts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve4ihxptc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mve4g5rm5k2rThe inherent eroticism of a grotesque.12 Sep 2026 22:19 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve4g5rm5k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mu4on6cjz22fMen, for $500 I will emotionally devastate you by being honest about your shortcomings. You will be better for it.28 Aug 2026 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4on6cjz22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mu4ojd2b7k2fI’m over violence. It’s so fucking blasé. Hire a competent therapist and pick up journaling. Every violent man is loser #1, dorkazoids who wouldn’t know how to enjoy a sunny day to save their lives.28 Aug 2026 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4ojd2b7k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mu4odbf5ls2fDon’t just sexualize people, the fuck. Men don’t know how to admire without dominating. Sexless fucking menaces.28 Aug 2026 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4odbf5ls2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mu4oc3sn4s2fA fucking pox on every dweeb joking with that grip shit. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean. Straight announcing that they’re rapists or gonna be. Wtf.28 Aug 2026 05:52 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4oc3sn4s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mu2boyengk2uJust sent “my duck is hard” and now her texts are coming in green. Bros, what does that mean?27 Aug 2026 07:02 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2boyengk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3msz5zd3syk2mI NEED TO FINISH MY CURRENT WIP SO I CAN WORK ON MY NEXT ONE!! >:(14 Aug 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3msz5zd3syk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mstvrip65c2m1. Post every day 2. Be sexy 3. Get a million dollar book deal 4. Blow a million dollars on cocaine THIS IS THE PLAN12 Aug 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstvrip65c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3msrtbe7euk2dIf I was wealthy id still be a writer. A fucking productive one too, cause I’d get addicted to coke like 🫰 that11 Aug 2026 04:57 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrtbe7euk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3msqxktp7b22c@bsky.app I find it very annoying that I can’t make 1-person starter packs that are only populated by myself. I promise I would use the feature responsibly 😇10 Aug 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqxktp7b22chttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3msqxdilsac2cBleh pining pining affection strong-foundation-built-on-friendship YUCK [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqxdilsac2chttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mspdpqufok2yWriting a slow burn 😔😒😒😒 the couple will have sex when they’re ready :( not everyone can fuck on page 1 I guess.10 Aug 2026 05:13 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mspdpqufok2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mslptzakls2aFuck. Shit. Oh fuck. I have to write to write? FUCKKKK08 Aug 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslptzakls2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mshsfj74xc2dSettling down for the night with a nice cozy book (erotica that would make Benjamin Franklin blush)07 Aug 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshsfj74xc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mseztes4k22lTurns out a lot of people already do this to fund affair partners 😔 [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Aug 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mseztes4k22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3ms7j3kkn7s2dMaking a linkedin to hook up.03 Aug 2026 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7j3kkn7s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3ms2wdrccbc23Took this literally six months ago smh02 Aug 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2wdrccbc23https://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mrm7n7lhf22rMonogamy sounds like a field of mathematics27 Jul 2026 05:57 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrm7n7lhf22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mrjx4wmups2rMet Mitch McConnell while cruising in hell. Not unlike those botched Edwardian taxidermy specimens at Oxford. Flipped him the finger and he a tried to bite it. Really uninhibited in death, which like, good for you I guess.26 Jul 2026 08:20 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjx4wmups2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mrjwsbnojc2rFuck man I haven’t been on in 6 months and made zero progress on any of my monster fucking projects :( too busy fucking I guess26 Jul 2026 08:14 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjwsbnojc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mrjwoslh622rFONSTER MUCKERS26 Jul 2026 08:12 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjwoslh622rhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mbxvihrtbs2fpaying 10k to take Don Bluth’s year long course so that I can finally produce the worlds most sophisticated monster fucking animation the world has ever seen.09 Jan 2026 06:44 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbxvihrtbs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mbvcimmc2c2jMarket sti’s as food poisoning you cowards08 Jan 2026 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbvcimmc2c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mbskicgkps2gI wish sex position names took the pasta naming route. Missionary could be called like petto a petto. Scissoring could be called like elbows or something.07 Jan 2026 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbskicgkps2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mbqhmrf5nc2oSomeone draw a monster dating profile where like they have horns with the tagline “horny on main.”06 Jan 2026 07:48 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbqhmrf5nc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mbnhsifpvk2gBut enjoying my extrovert privilege [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jan 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbnhsifpvk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/floozywrites.bsky.social/post/3mbnhq7t4ns2gExperiencing dual axes of oppression (being left handed and a night owl)05 Jan 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:vpidjktyxod2cx2zcpesc62d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbnhq7t4ns2g