Solo polyamorous grey-ace chicana feminist atheist skeptic activist tomboy renaissance cat. More about me at http://joreth.dreamwidth.org and http://theinnbetween.nethttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3m7od3qflsk2t[sings in Carly Rae Jepson] ♫ It's not Christmas til somebody dies ♫ This week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Alternative Christmas with Rare Exports, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and of course Die Hard. Because Christmas doesn't start until Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi building! https://bit.ly/OnlineMovieMarathons11 Dec 2025 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7od3qflsk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lpxgabafvk2nVaccines are basically Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles or the Three Amigos. Q. How exactly do vaccines work if they don't prevent a virus from entering your body? https://www.quora.com/How-exactly-do-vaccines-work-if-they-dont-prevent-a-virus-from-entering-your-body/answer/Joreth-Innkeeper25 May 2025 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxgabafvk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lpxfxzlw4s2iQ. How does your partner's body count affect the relationship? A. ...my body count doesn’t really have any affect on my relationships. Strangely, being a hunter has very little to do with what kind of romantic partner I make. https://www.quora.com/How-does-your-partners-body-count-affect-the-relationship/answer/Joreth-Innkeeper25 May 2025 00:33 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxfxzlw4s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lpxfortfuk2iQ. Is it bad to sleep with more than one person? A. I have 2 sleep disorders. I have trouble sleeping *by myself*. Adding one other person to the bed means I don’t sleep the whole night. Sleeping with more than one person? Fucking forget it. https://www.quora.com/Is-it-bad-to-sleep-with-more-than-one-person/answer/Joreth-Innkeeper25 May 2025 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxfortfuk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lpxf2hikm227And you KNOW that I can't talk about Sinners without discussing the dancing! There are a lot of conversations going on about the music, and I'm sure I'll be sharing those discussions at some point. But so far I haven't seen much on the dancing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAX3b8E4wZI25 May 2025 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxf2hikm227https://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lpxepr6idc23If you can tell by the sophistication of #Sinners that there were layers of stuff in there, but don't have exposure to some of the references in the film, here's a starting video that discusses a few of the top-layer references and subtext in the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWmaNw86dyk SPOILERS25 May 2025 00:11 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxepr6idc23https://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lpxe6h2gkc2mHim: We don't want rapists and criminals in our country! Him: [promptly invites Andrew Tate back in] Him: [kicks out hardworking, tax-contributing non-criminals] Him: [opens floodgates for white Afrikkaners to "escape" here] #ItWasAlwaysAboutRacism25 May 2025 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxe6h2gkc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowl5jv7n22p"I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start w/a story about the industrial revolution & I said 'yes, absolutely don't cut'" Because #FashionIsPolitical11 May 2025 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowl5jv7n22phttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowkqs7awk2pMe: hey chatGPT, show me a list of movies about mediocre bad guys picking a fight with a super bad ass because they don’t know who he is ChatGPT: [insert Jason Statham’s filmography] Me: yeah, OK, that’s fair.11 May 2025 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowkqs7awk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowjf553bk2uMarried ladies might want to legally change your name back to your maiden name ASAP. Since you now need to show your birth certificate to vote & travel & your married name is not on that. Weird, how disenfranchising brown people spilled over onto white ladies. Who could have seen that coming?11 May 2025 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowjf553bk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowizla5zk2uInflicting pain and horror on my loved ones in the form of terrible movies is one of my love languages. #Cinephile #Sadist11 May 2025 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowizla5zk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowiwkpea22uI’m just sayin’ that if you aren’t using a pup boy in your scooby doo porn (as my bf suggested), you’re missing a major opportunity. #NotGonnaDiscussHavingRealOrCGIDogsInPorn #ScoobyDooPornWithoutScoobyDooIsWrong11 May 2025 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowiwkpea22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowimq3o7k2uInfluencer: These are so much healthier because they're baked not fried [pours half a bottle of oil and a pound of butter over the vegetable, then covers them in white bread crumbs and lets them bake while sitting in all that fatty liquid and empty starch] #FoodIsNotMoral #AllFoodHasNutritionalValue11 May 2025 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowimq3o7k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowhtsfffc2uI watched Idiocracy when it first came out. It was ok. I'm not a fan of the accusations that we are headed for that ridiculous satire. But then I watched the Legal Eagle review. Made during F'Elon 47's first reign of terror. We can't even satirize our government. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v435y5TNMjQ11 May 2025 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowhtsfffc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lowgr75ows2pQ. Why do people call me a white girl when I’m Hispanic? A. Because A) the way we categorize people is not based on anything scientific and B) “Hispanic” is not an ethnicity. https://www.quora.com/Why-do-people-call-me-a-white-girl-when-I-m-Hispanic/answer/Joreth-Innkeeper Tales From Aztlantis Episode 9: The Whiteness of “Latinx” https://open.spotify.com/episode/1qYUKiEs5xjLpYCtqQ2L3v?si=T4QWVz9jRuqL7PHmuS10gg11 May 2025 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowgr75ows2phttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3ll2xmafbdc2gThis week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Live Action + CGI (solo character) with such classics as Peter Rabbit, Paddington, and Scooby Doo! Join us on Wednesday for a FREE online triple feature! https://bit.ly/OnlineMovieMarathons23 Mar 2025 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2xmafbdc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3ll2tz6gm5222Them: [asks legal ? re: trademarked band logos] Me: Srsly get a trademark lawyer. Don't fuck around. Any legal advice by net randos is useless in court so no matter what they say, ask your lawyer. Them: We got lots of great advice! Even a lawyer answered! Me: Good luck with your pending lawsuit!23 Mar 2025 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2tz6gm5222https://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3ll2tptjl3c22I started compiling a Big List O'Dance Movies! I'm limiting it specifically to movies about partner dancing. I may one day put together a list of all dance movies and categorize them by dance style, but that is not this list. https://www.listal.com/list/ballroom-dance-movies-joreth23 Mar 2025 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2tptjl3c22https://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3ll2sz7k7mc22I am also open to hearing about new triple feature ideas. My list has gotten a little superhero heavy recently and I’d like to fill it in with marathons that are not already part of a franchise of some sort. For reference: https://www.listal.com/list/marathon-movies23 Mar 2025 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2sz7k7mc22https://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3ll2svog6s222I am still on the lookout for mainstream (ish) movies that you saw kind of early on that made you go “ohhhhh! I’m into BDSM!” Or that possibly started you on your kink journey before you realized you were kinky. 1/423 Mar 2025 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2svog6s222https://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3ll2rdvoyls2vIt amuses me to no end that I was "the pickiest eater" my mom had ever seen as a child, and yet now as an adult, I am consistently the "adventurous one". 1/323 Mar 2025 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2rdvoyls2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lkww34hubs2vNew review now available on the website and on your favorite podcatcher! This one surprised me! www.polyishmoviereviews.com/show-notes/episode-52-a-good-old-fashioned-orgy https://www.polyishmoviereviews.com/show-notes/episode-52-a-good-old-fashioned-orgy22 Mar 2025 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkww34hubs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lkwvypj6mk2vI will probably never not cry to Johnny Cash's cover of Nine Inch Nails' song Hurt, especially when paired with the video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI #OneOfTheMostPerfectExamplesOfHowGenreCrossingCanMakeMusicBetter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI22 Mar 2025 04:41 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkwvypj6mk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lkwvwxuo2k2vHim: Filking sounds like a sex act a sex worker would be hesitant to do. Me: ... Me: You're not *entirely* wrong... #Nerds #WhatCountsAsForeplayForNerdsIsNotNecessarilyWhatOthersConsiderForeplay #NerdsAreAKinkyBunch #ButAlsoHumor22 Mar 2025 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkwvwxuo2k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lkwvs3ysq22vPeople thought I was being hyperbolic when I said I don’t believe my social security will be there for me or that I don’t expect to ever retire or that I would never have healthcare. I really hate being right all the time.22 Mar 2025 04:38 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkwvs3ysq22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lkwvo3gbos2vQ. What is the best place for sex offenders to live? A. The US White House Pretty bad for literally everyone else in the country though, but if you’re a sex offender, now we know that it’s not off the table www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-place-for-sex-offenders-to-live/answer/Joreth-Innkeeper https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-place-for-sex-offenders-to-live/answer/Joreth-Innkeeper22 Mar 2025 04:35 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkwvo3gbos2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lkwvh6wy5s2vAlright, fine. To all my exes who insisted that I needed to watch Unforgiven, even though I'm not a fan of westerns, and who said I would like it, I get it now. You were right, I liked it and it was an excellent movie (which are two independent statements). #MidweekMovieMarathon22 Mar 2025 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkwvh6wy5s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3lkwvdvbk422vTherapist: OK relax your arm now, dead weight, so I can move it in the joint for you… Me: [immediately dead weight] T: Wow, usually getting people to relax their muscles and not fight us is the hardest part! Where’d you learn to do that? 1/222 Mar 2025 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkwvdvbk422vhttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3liv32ludns2wIt's been a while, but I'm trying to get back into a routine with the Poly-ish Movie Review podcast, so a new episode is out! https://www.polyishmoviereviews.com/show-notes/episode-51-5-to-7 #polyamory #polyamorous #poly #polya #polyam #non-monogamy #nonmonogamy #EthicalNonMonogamy #ENM #ConsensualNonMonogamy #CNM24 Feb 2025 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3liv32ludns2whttps://bsky.app/profile/joreth.bsky.social/post/3li6uhu3lq22qDr: If you can't take Vicodin, what do you take for pain? Me: Ibuprofen. Dr: Oh no, that won't be enough. We're cutting into you & rooting around inside. You'll need a narcotic. OTC won't touch the pain you'll be in. Me: [has surgery] 1/215 Feb 2025 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:vplmnk7ylecwzzbovenpnxse/app.bsky.feed.post/3li6uhu3lq22q