Muddle-aged maximalist, messy soprano, fiddles while home burns, sock proof, Corked. She/her.https://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3mqzlgnrisk2aMy AIs. Is this real?19 Jul 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzlgnrisk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3mn5dh76r2k2tThey give this to a menopausal woman ..31 May 2026 10:15 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn5dh76r2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3mhvvfgwtfc2iSpotted at the Fernery, Fota. Not in the Merlin app.25 Mar 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvvfgwtfc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3md47dehbrs2hI'm not sure this January is long enough23 Jan 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3md47dehbrs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3mbhuovtsss2hSunset, Long Strand.02 Jan 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbhuovtsss2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3mbbmgqidr227Every year, I make chocolate biscuit cake for my son's birthday, and every year, people are incredulous.31 Dec 2025 10:04 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbbmgqidr227https://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3mb7evurhck2mIn a rush to get ready and it looks like a timebomb has gone off in my bedroom30 Dec 2025 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb7evurhck2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3mb74ptpqf22bWhy am I tired?30 Dec 2025 10:17 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb74ptpqf22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3m43lml344s2aBest hour of the year26 Oct 2025 09:27 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3m43lml344s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3m3fh2tcxnk2aShine on you crazy STAR17 Oct 2025 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3fh2tcxnk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lwizqv67lk2p"I caught this morning morning's minion"16 Aug 2025 09:14 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwizqv67lk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lwiz2jrvus2pIf you're looking for me, I'll be having breakfast with some burrowing owlets ...16 Aug 2025 09:01 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwiz2jrvus2phttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lwgmnihknc2sYou can't even throw a sandwich now15 Aug 2025 10:14 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwgmnihknc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lvbn4ogg722bPapercut: Me: I suffer for my aaaartt!!31 Jul 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvbn4ogg722bhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lvamp64zmc23I was wrong once. I didn't like it.31 Jul 2025 07:34 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvamp64zmc23https://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3luwzat2ros2uProps to my kids for the endless creativity: Boys, I'm taking notes27 Jul 2025 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3luwzat2ros2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lurjhn3wbc2xThe great thing about the washing up is it will still be there when you get back25 Jul 2025 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lurjhn3wbc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lugb4zkqek2tSo is this an age-thing or is there reason I have stopped taking presidential candidates seriously?20 Jul 2025 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lugb4zkqek2thttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lriqd4vouk2gSinset typo13 Jun 2025 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lriqd4vouk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lqueqlneb22hState a this05 Jun 2025 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqueqlneb22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lqems5pk3c2iThe spider is an artist. Her web, an installation. My home a humble gallery.30 May 2025 06:40 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqems5pk3c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lqcscbzitc24Got out of the dark side of the bed.29 May 2025 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqcscbzitc24https://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lnbgincy7c2hWho knew we'd be using the wood towards the end of April?20 Apr 2025 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnbgincy7c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lnaa56vers2520 Apr 2025 08:27 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnaa56vers25https://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lmrzyi3k4k2e14 Apr 2025 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrzyi3k4k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lmpuv4abkc22I have a very particular pocket in my pouch for roast potatoes13 Apr 2025 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpuv4abkc22https://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3llrjafmqxc2wYou're fooling no one01 Apr 2025 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrjafmqxc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/caelacanthus.bsky.social/post/3lklhcvboys2cThinking of the time the Taoiseach brought a bowl of shamrock* to Americay *Burkes17 Mar 2025 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:vske2a4o3fjkmwaqqkftrfkr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lklhcvboys2c