absolutely will not shut up about programming languages (he/him)https://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muwi653zh224Firmly Uphold Mamdanist-Neothatcherite Thought! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwi653zh224https://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muwfd7t7s22lif you want a picture of the future, imagine running your software at version 0.x.y—forever07 Sep 2026 11:21 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwfd7t7s22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muwe5q4jtk2llook at my maintainer dude [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwe5q4jtk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muvryugzhs2d99% of bluesky users stop harassing the bad person right before they repent07 Sep 2026 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvryugzhs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muu5maxaks2eastra is very good on the "look at my system flake and tell me what you think about the structure and purpose" test06 Sep 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muu5maxaks2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mutxw4ocec2o“ollie what’s a passkey?”06 Sep 2026 12:16 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutxw4ocec2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mutwiuicys2o“computers used to be reliable” says poster under 25 who has only ever used apple devices [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 11:51 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutwiuicys2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mutwdxd7ec2oyou may be brave enough to hate metal influencers, but are you brave enough to hate metal musicians? [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutwdxd7ec2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mutvh2i4fc2oamericans built a operating system called sepOS? likely thing for them to do06 Sep 2026 11:32 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutvh2i4fc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mutupzrip22oIT WORKED RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 11:19 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutupzrip22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muttswqwfc2owhy do they make you do a fucked up arcane ritual to put a mac into dfu mode06 Sep 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muttswqwfc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3musaigev722rgentlemen, this is democracy manifest! what is the charge? enjoying slopgem? consuming a succulent chinese model?05 Sep 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3musaigev722rhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mup44fpafs2ewelcome to s3 buckets we got the - used to be open source - used to be open source - basic features require enterprise license - used to be open source - prerelease - incomprehensibly complicated [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup44fpafs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mup3grwbls2eseaweedfs posts "worst documentation of all time;" asked to leave the function04 Sep 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup3grwbls2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muod4o3tps2r40:1 baby [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 06:20 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muod4o3tps2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mumqdnnti22awhat if you wanted to burn your tokens but openai said http 404 fuck off and die [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumqdnnti22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mump67zvbc2zthey let sol into the infra again [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mump67zvbc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mumklowbvk2ethey let claude into the infra again03 Sep 2026 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumklowbvk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3mulpwwihfs2rwhat a reasonable and unobjectionable policy. i’m sure everyone replying to and quoting this post is being incredibly normal about it 🥰 [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulpwwihfs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/eikopf.com/post/3muht7u6mac2isome day someone will discover something called a “network effect” but until then we must assume there was a conspiracy pushing abundance [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muht7u6mac2i