Did a thing, probablyhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mu3c4uzdgk26Whoever has only one cucumber when one conquers. #FunFrenchSentences [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3c4uzdgk26https://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mu2xihbf6s2vFun french sentences This summer, the head of your baguette has been arrested From time to time, the tuna of autumn smells good27 Aug 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2xihbf6s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mt4uxyiixk2rThis is a niche gripe but the fact that Sony can just decide to remove a game I purchased on a PS3, making it unplayable feels like. Well. Like the BBC taping over old shows. But also kind of like Hasbro knocking on my door and seizing my Connect 4. @sonyplaystation.bsky.social15 Aug 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4uxyiixk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3msxfvmcenk23You will note that this is not a qualitative statement ahem hem [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Aug 2026 10:14 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxfvmcenk23https://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3msxfupvdrs23Oh my. This show is so chaotic and so fun. Thank you for coming! [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Aug 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxfupvdrs23https://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3ms6vqt3i3k25Oh It turns out few things are as delightful as being slightly pissed and writing a new episode of Cornershop Showdown Please come and see shows one and two before we retire them... Show 1 is in Camden on August 10th and 11th, Show 2 is August 12th and 14th xxx www.cornershopshowdown.com for tix x https://www.cornershopshowdown.com03 Aug 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6vqt3i3k25https://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mrytf5r4qk2oCome to Camden! tickets at www.cornershopshowdown.com [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Aug 2026 06:23 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrytf5r4qk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mrhrj4gcsc2mIt's really really really really really good. Really [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhrj4gcsc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mrfej6tkw22wTomorrow night! [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfej6tkw22whttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mqwmppjtwc2e18 Jul 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwmppjtwc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mqwmorzcdk2eLET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwmorzcdk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mqw7cqquc22kIt's a BRAND NEW SHOW tonight - I'd say something grand like WORLD PREMIERE, which is technically true, but since we're only down to perform it in Hitchin and Camden it's somewhat overblown to say that. I cannot WAIT to do it, though. It's proper awful. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 11:53 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqw7cqquc22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mpt5lrj2e226I'm playing Croydon tonight, if you fancy coming down! It'll be a FAIRLY INTIMATE GIG and it would be lovely to see you if you wanted to say hi! Tickets via www.cornershopshowdown.com xx https://www.cornershopshowdown.com04 Jul 2026 13:19 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpt5lrj2e226https://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mouwj5yiok2g**BREAKING** Andy Burnham stops off for a shit in McDonald's22 Jun 2026 12:52 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mouwj5yiok2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3moun5md7y22wI bet you a fiver Damian Hirst can't do fingers22 Jun 2026 10:05 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3moun5md7y22whttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3molnbx3zqs2aNICHE RANT but using Native Instruments is like trying to make music on a computer in 1996 all over again. NO this needs Kontakt Player 8 NO this one needs 5 NO this is a CONTENT download have you installed Komplete Kontrol YOU LOT ARE, WELL, STARTS WITH A K IF YOU WANT BUT YOU'RE KOMPLETE ONES18 Jun 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3molnbx3zqs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mo5tgd54ic2gAs a native David*, I've been in a right two and eight since he died. *David Hockney - Cockney #hockney13 Jun 2026 08:26 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo5tgd54ic2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mnzlhognhk2zFINE if you CAN'T WAIT then come to THIS ONE XX [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzlhognhk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mnzlgo5pqs2zCOME ON IT'LL BE A RIGHT LAUGH [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzlgo5pqs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mnp464lf4k2pVERY excited for this. By far the best live show I've ever done. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jun 2026 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnp464lf4k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mn7hvouzak2fPosing in our natural habitat, post-show01 Jun 2026 06:40 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn7hvouzak2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mn7huefyxk2fHello, boutique cognoscenti. It's the morning after Show One at the Rik Mayall Festival, and, well. I NEVER talk like this, but this show is just so good. I never make such claims. But this is the colours-to-the-mast project. Have a go on www.cornershopshowdown.com - you can play my adventure game! https://www.cornershopshowdown.com01 Jun 2026 06:39 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn7huefyxk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mmlie2o2y22yJust one week away from our inaugural Cornershop Showdown show in Droitwich. I probably should have put as much effort into the show as I have into the website, but it's become a bit of a labour of love... Have a look and play my thrilling new ADVENTURE GAME set in 1976: www.cornershopshowdown.com https://www.cornershopshowdown.co.uk/home24 May 2026 07:54 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmlie2o2y22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mklbp24yns2oNow SIX This is a TSUNAMI [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklbp24yns2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jakeyapp.bsky.social/post/3mkkf4xxppk2vHave a flyer28 Apr 2026 10:34 +0000at://did:plc:vvptbuiw3bqmnacyye2lsd4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkf4xxppk2v