A guilty pleasure, In uncertain times, Bravo's a bestie, Will you be mine?https://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m6hqzefgjk2mCookie says, “Yes, please,” with a grin, that finger’s welcome, come on in! #RHOP25 Nov 2025 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6hqzefgjk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m5jllfpqak2eIf I were wed to Todd, it’s true; I’d find others to fuck him too! #RHOSLC13 Nov 2025 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5jllfpqak2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m5hebwudqc23Angel, You aren't having fun, That much is clear. Please just stay home, And spare us the sneer. #RHOP12 Nov 2025 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5hebwudqc23https://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m4svjqyq3k2gIf you're truly happy with your new man, Let kindness lead, drop the mean girl plan! #RHOP04 Nov 2025 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4svjqyq3k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m4qo5ifk4k2nAngel or Devil? Which is fair? Unjustly accused? Or ready to snare?!? #RHOSLC03 Nov 2025 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4qo5ifk4k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m4drsd4l4s2cMake no mistake, Bronwyn is a SNAKE! #RHOSLC29 Oct 2025 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4drsd4l4s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m3ujbknwa22hRHOP: A Haiku Wendy Osefo, Now doing her own makeup, Indefinitely. #RHOP23 Oct 2025 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ujbknwa22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3m366j6nfas2dThe bigger the boast, the steeper the drop, Every giant learns when the ground says stop. #RHOP14 Oct 2025 16:45 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m366j6nfas2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lz76d2y62k24Gretchen’s faith is just a disguise, A greedy whore who lives on lies. #RHOC19 Sep 2025 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz76d2y62k24https://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lz4na2ituc2fWill Bronwyn’s fixation ever cease, She whines about Lisa without release. Endless obsession, a tiresome trend— When, oh when, will this witch hunt end? #RHOSLC18 Sep 2025 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz4na2ituc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lz4n2sgdkk2fMary can’t be that dim, Her tired act is wearing thin. The same routine, overplayed, oversold— Her shtick’s getting boring, stale & cold. #RHOSLC18 Sep 2025 15:10 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz4n2sgdkk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lxzjaay7rk2wLumpy, bumpy, Petty Pippin, Always scheming, always trippin’, Chasing clout with a plastic grin, But jealousy shows through her skin. #RHOM #RHOMiami04 Sep 2025 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxzjaay7rk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lxukhazzf22yThe Grand Fraud Deserve no applause. A nasty drunk With low brow junk. #RHOP02 Sep 2025 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxukhazzf22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lxucbixeyc2rFake Christian Gretchen, clutching pearls so tight, Preaches by day, but she lies through the night. Holy in posture, deceit in her speech, Her pious disguise hides the truth out of reach. #RHOC02 Sep 2025 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxucbixeyc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lxmyuppimk2fKatie’s not great, I won’t pretend, Yet dragging her seems a tired trend. #RHOC30 Aug 2025 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxmyuppimk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lxkildc3n22i#MAGA They cheer for Trump with wild delight, While voting to shrink their wallets tight.29 Aug 2025 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxkildc3n22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lwwdsgsomk24Heather is far more enjoyable Dislodged from Tamra's butthole! #RHOC [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2025 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwwdsgsomk24https://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lww6moi6rs2lSomeone please find Larsa a man To be her biggest doting fan. Poor Lisa needs a break From Larsa's needy takes. #RHOM #RHOMiami21 Aug 2025 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lww6moi6rs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lwepln4yyk2eWish I didn't have to be crass, But Julia resides up Alexia's ass. #RHOM #RHOMiami14 Aug 2025 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwepln4yyk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lw7tfb656c2q#RHOM #RHOMiami12 Aug 2025 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw7tfb656c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lvbhrrd5ts2i🌸GUERDY🌸 Being mean To this queen, Shows your soul Is a black hole. #RHOM #RHOMiami31 Jul 2025 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvbhrrd5ts2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lvbe5rovwk2xAlexia, Rottweiler, Of Todd, By any name a fraud. Desperately clinging to her honey, Who clearly has no money. She’s in dire straits, But deserves no hate, Just protecting bank For her sweet boy Frank. #RHOM #RHOMiami31 Jul 2025 14:33 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvbe5rovwk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3luq2lr74j225Poor Michelle No more money, From her bug eyed honey. #TheValley24 Jul 2025 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3luq2lr74j225https://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3luq247me6s25Is #MAGA so dumb to believe, Ghislaine would not deceive? She would say Smurfs are real. Anything to cut a deal. #EpsteinFiles24 Jul 2025 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3luq247me6s25https://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3ltn5kp5bvs2nDear Cierra Your apology seems real, And I want to give grace, But not sure how I feel, With EMPATHY in my face. #LoveIslandUSA #LoveIsland10 Jul 2025 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltn5kp5bvs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3ltmpznydds2kThe Housewife with No Friends There once was a lady named Stephanie, Who thought she had an epiphany. She dragged our Guerl, Which made us hurl, No wonder her friends aren’t many. #RHOM #RHOMiami10 Jul 2025 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltmpznydds2khttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3ltjwphqel22dJanet - A Haiku Yes let's tell the truth, Nasty Pathetic Mean Girl Get lost clout chaser. #TheValley09 Jul 2025 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltjwphqel22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lt2xcqfd6k2nStephanie #RHOM Your biggest wish Was to be rich But you didn't marry the old guy for money? That's really funny, honey.03 Jul 2025 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt2xcqfd6k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lsyudimj2c2pYou can't hide Your lyin' eyes. #TheValley02 Jul 2025 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsyudimj2c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/badbravopoetry.bsky.social/post/3lsx5lr26sc2mOuter Planet Janet was a galaxy girl, But Janet from The Valley just makes me want to hurl. #TheValley02 Jul 2025 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:vwgitile67lams6cwtfuk2gc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsx5lr26sc2m