Chicago-area based queer dad who likes foisting weird movie crap on people, Virgo, he/him, mildly surly but harmless 🏳️‍🌈https://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mm4tkx2aek24How many people need to "prepare" for a private jet tax? I feel this could've been a group text [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm4tkx2aek24https://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mm3kdkqwak25when your mom opens the phone bill and asks who made two hundred calls to the Corey Hotline [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3kdkqwak25https://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mm2kry2avs2wThe weird thing is that as someone who was older when their kid was born, I'm the perfect market- watched the show as a kid, now have a kid who is 8 - and yet there's not really anything that's compelling me to see this, it still seems like a joke trailer someone made in 2011 [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2kry2avs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mm2iecehyk2wWatching the CN Justice League Unlimited, and had forgotten that the voice of Oberon was Dick Miller, which, of course and perfect17 May 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2iecehyk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlzgwj55t22wCarole's character is very gorgeous and very slow at figuring things out, the killer has a switchblade cane, plot barely exists, every moment looks stunning, would recommend [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 03:41 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzgwj55t22whttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlzgnmvla22wBig family discovery today is that my mom and step-dad watched the 1987 MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE in a hotel on their honeymoon17 May 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzgnmvla22whttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlzepkb3vc2wWatching MYSTERE and thus it seems to consist mostly of shots of Carole Bouquet looking beautiful (not a complaint)17 May 2026 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzepkb3vc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlzec2sjds2wThe mystery wouldn't stump anyone that's seen a single Murder She Wrote but THE SHEEP DETECTIVES is basically the perfect "can somehow take the kid and their grandparents and everyone will have a pretty good time" movie, an underappreciated genre we don't get a lot of17 May 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzec2sjds2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlwymhq3zc24I kind of enjoyed THE HOUSEMAID (every Elizabeth Perkins moment is gold) but I like Paul Feig, I just wish in his thrillers he'd lean slightly more into the DRAMA of things, just pitch it a bit more vampy without hitting that smirking line [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwymhq3zc24https://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlws4teyik24The next James Bond? You all know who it should be, once you cast of your preconceived notions of the idea of "James Bond" and open your mind16 May 2026 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlws4teyik24https://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlwqvhfqoc2oWatching THE HOUSEMAID because I want to know what makes for a popular thriller in the year 2026? Because really I have no idea16 May 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwqvhfqoc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlwofls4gk2oRIP to the man who was the source for the inspiration for the "Where's the B-Fest" artwork i commissioned from @alexxkittle.bsky.social for the online version of B-Fest i did during 2021 [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwofls4gk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlwng7xwbk2oJust watched KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS and these Laika kids do some nice stuff16 May 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwng7xwbk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social/post/3mlvi7jq23c2rwhy does this former ceo need a parent [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:w4f33dcy3uap2cflwbxujvun/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvi7jq23c2r