Widely considered the world’s foremost Boston Common Ballfrogs aficionado. WTGL brand ambassador. Euro Ryder Cup Team emotional consultant. Lawyer (not helpful). Multi-time dog foster failure. Lover.https://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvqheh4tps27Trade ideas for TreVeyon: (1) Steelers - Rodgers would feed him; (2) Giants - Dart would food; (3) Packers - Kraft would share locker; (4) Browns - becomes moral compass; (5) LIV golf; (6) Outkick; (7) the sun. Just send him to the sun. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqheh4tps27https://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvnewwqhsk2yI have finally seen the Duff Foreman clips. If advancements in AI mean we have more Duff Foremen in the world, I welcome our AI overlords to extinguish the human race16 Sep 2026 14:46 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnewwqhsk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvlnldf3ks2eFor real though, Oasis at Gillette ten minutes down the road feels like a fever dream. A super weird, 50/50 chance of actually happening fever dream. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlnldf3ks2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvlmqg2at22yNo, *your* child will be going to public school because you spent *your* money on three nights of Oasis shows https://www.boston.com/things-to-do/events/oasis-announces-3-shows-at-gillette-stadium-next-summer/15 Sep 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlmqg2at22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvks2zmuj22bPetition for NFL expansion with a team of TreVeyon, Jaxxxssson Dart, Tucker Kraft, the Bosas, and Harrison Butker, coached by, uh, Tommy Tuberville? [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvks2zmuj22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvkrtuf5ds2xNot a banner week for the patriots. TreVeyon remains poised to suck at football but excel at being the worst football fan’s favorite football player15 Sep 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkrtuf5ds2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvh4iznhak2pThere’s something impressive about failing to account for Devin Singletary on every play of a critical drive14 Sep 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvh4iznhak2phttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvh2hav2us2lMy biggest fade all summer was Isaiah Likely, which seems bad in hindsight if only because he gets to play this Dallas pass D twice14 Sep 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvh2hav2us2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvb4j6x5522yAnd this https://www.tiktok.com/@elitestandup/video/7460706068688080146 [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb4j6x5522yhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvb4h5gp722yMy friends know me well. So far I have been texted each of these by different friends and, yeah...healing https://www.tiktok.com/@anthonyjeselnik/video/7277677768316308778?lang=en11 Sep 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb4h5gp722yhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvargsoyac2yShout out to our great patriots, Bryson Dechambeau and Phil Mickelson, on this specific day for no reason whatsoever11 Sep 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvargsoyac2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mvaql34kck2yFight me, Pete Hegseth11 Sep 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaql34kck2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv7jmjapqk2bStafford’s legs just a bit too tired to get the push. Wonder why11 Sep 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7jmjapqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv7hayztnc27You can talk about the substation all you want but the Niners have never recovered from Nick Bosa’s MAGA hat stunt and I’ll blame that11 Sep 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7hayztnc27https://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv7cueg2tc2rThere can’t possibly be a good seat in the house. Miles away from the field11 Sep 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7cueg2tc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv6fehj3lk2lTrading weather futures on prediction markets? Are the much maligned sports betting weathermen finally going to get the bag? How broken are people's brains?10 Sep 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6fehj3lk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv5z4csdpc25Woke up wondering whatever happened to that Sarah Cooper woman who did those unfunny Trump lip sync videos. My brain clearly doesn’t want to process what we saw out of Drake Maye last night (Seriously, though, does she still make those videos and why or why not?)10 Sep 2026 12:04 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5z4csdpc25https://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv54ffwmp225I guess not [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv54ffwmp225https://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv4reijli225Drake Maye plays football…right now10 Sep 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4reijli225https://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv43oxp5es2hTheir brains are so AI slop rotted that they’re using “there’s razor blades in your kid’s Halloween candy” marketing to sell you the Halloween candy [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv43oxp5es2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv3v2ffols2rIf LIV didn't definitively prove that pro golf has no idea what fans want, Duff Foreman™️surely will. Truly, there are no words for how much my favorite sport hates me (and you!) https://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/first-ai-golf-commentator-pga-213400528.html09 Sep 2026 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3v2ffols2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv3l4mrkss2sI certainly don’t fault anyone for being scared of AI. I often am, as well. I don’t, however, believe that robots are going to murder my dogs and steal my my wife. I’ve seen the robots try to dance. She’ll never go for such an uncoordinated doofus [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 12:48 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3l4mrkss2shttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv3kvxwmmk2sWhy is anyone buying that Anthropic guy’s story? There’s never been a more naked marketing stunt and far too many Serious People are buying it09 Sep 2026 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3kvxwmmk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3mv24o52i522gI think we all need to be more realistic. Sportswashing isn’t going away. The Saudis aren’t done spending money on professional sports. It is just truly hard to overstate how bad of a product LIV golf, a thing nobody asked for, truly was.08 Sep 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv24o52i522ghttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3muzyroergs2gMy prediction: Matt Vincenzi dips into the family trust, rounds up a gang of LIV bots, and buys LIV in bankruptcy08 Sep 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzyroergs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3muwz2hxgec2fWatched Little Giants with my 9 y/o last night. Two biggest takeaways (non-football related): (1) YouTube slop has warped our children’s ability to appreciate fine art. (2) I forgot how much the story focused on kissing. And how detailed it was. Like it might have been the A plot over football?07 Sep 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwz2hxgec2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3muwpttzt2c2cDrake Maye plays football this week07 Sep 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwpttzt2c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3muvlifi63k2pWe just witnessed the greatest game in Liberty Mutual Music City Kickoff history07 Sep 2026 03:39 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvlifi63k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3muvl2hzauc2pThe score after the next score after the next score wins. There’s a full 1:28 left07 Sep 2026 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvl2hzauc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/boarish.bsky.social/post/3muvky2t4w22pTruly a “they definitely should have gone for two but I probably wouldn’t have either on this stage” scenario07 Sep 2026 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:w4zv5a7yzs3arnk76xitt46i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvky2t4w22p