I am the new king of the worldhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3miu6kitrxk2lClumsy.06 Apr 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3miu6kitrxk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mgd5ybv7ic2o"Never argue with a fool, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Mar 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgd5ybv7ic2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfydilujbk2vThe War presidente. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Mar 2026 08:36 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfydilujbk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfs5heqnu22i [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfs5heqnu22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mftvsul3z22uNew Jersey hates ICE. Look at this kid in a Zamboni at the NJ Devils game waving a banner that says "Abolish ICE." The crowd goes wild! That's why the government is shut down. Because the Republicans want to keep giving ICE more money.27 Feb 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mftvsul3z22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mftvsul3z22uNew Jersey hates ICE. Look at this kid in a Zamboni at the NJ Devils game waving a banner that says "Abolish ICE." The crowd goes wild! That's why the government is shut down. Because the Republicans want to keep giving ICE more money.27 Feb 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mftvsul3z22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfs5heqnu22i [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfs5heqnu22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfs4wkrg5s2iMy Buddy Batteries not included26 Feb 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfs4wkrg5s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfs4qlcue225😂😂😂26 Feb 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfs4qlcue225https://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfpkkjrbls2tTHE REAL State of the Union 🤡25 Feb 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpkkjrbls2thttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfpkeq25vs2kRobert De Niro: “We all love our country. I choke on that phrase. Can you love a country where our neighbors are shot down in the streets by masked government thugs?25 Feb 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpkeq25vs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfpjr7nf5c2uImagine winning a gold medal and being invited to the White House for McDonald's 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️25 Feb 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpjr7nf5c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfpcu2ccyk2kThe ICE of Spain [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Feb 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpcu2ccyk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfjsuan4bk2wYes23 Feb 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjsuan4bk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfjtdvxavs2oOne is a Hero, the other a Pedo.23 Feb 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjtdvxavs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfot6akh5s2pPOLAND IS FORMING A TASK FORCE TO ANALYZE THE EPSTEIN FILES AND POTENTIALLY LAUNCH ITS OWN INVESTIGATION INTO THE EPSTEIN CASE.25 Feb 2026 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfot6akh5s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfp5lvxi7226This is Trump😂😂😂25 Feb 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfp5lvxi7226https://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfouhqoh5s22IN MY LIFETIME WE WENT FROM THIS TO THIS25 Feb 2026 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfouhqoh5s22https://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfotis2cuc2zYesterday🤦🏼‍♂️25 Feb 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfotis2cuc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfot6akh5s2pPOLAND IS FORMING A TASK FORCE TO ANALYZE THE EPSTEIN FILES AND POTENTIALLY LAUNCH ITS OWN INVESTIGATION INTO THE EPSTEIN CASE.25 Feb 2026 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfot6akh5s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfn4k7ksls2sA preview of Trump's State of the Union speech tonight.24 Feb 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfn4k7ksls2shttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfmdzvlflk2u😂😂😂24 Feb 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfmdzvlflk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfkp6t3gjc2vBoom 😂😂😂23 Feb 2026 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfkp6t3gjc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfjtdvxavs2oOne is a Hero, the other a Pedo.23 Feb 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjtdvxavs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfjsuan4bk2wYes23 Feb 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjsuan4bk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfhrbfpci224This woman is Jen Bud & she was a Border Patrol agent on the Texas & Mexican border & she says that they’re taught to refer to immigrants as bodies or Tonks! You can’t do this job unless you’re somewhat racist.She said that the agents act like Nazis & most are proud of it !22 Feb 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhrbfpci224https://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfhqjrcirc2xHarrison Ford über Donald Trump: "Ich kenne keinen größeren Kriminellen in der Geschichte. Er hat keine Politik, er hat Launen."22 Feb 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhqjrcirc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfhlvg5c222lTrump is building a barrier outside of the U.S. Capitol ahead of his State of the Union address. Meanwhile on January 6, he celebrated in a tent as his supporters took part in a seditious conspiracy to overturn the election by breaking into the Capitol.22 Feb 2026 16:51 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhlvg5c222lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elonmusk-parody.bsky.social/post/3mfhkwigryc2xA man named “John Barron” who sounds like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's decision to stop tariffs. John Barron is the fake name Trump used to use to speak with journalists. Is it Trump??22 Feb 2026 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:w5c63vxrabahs57rso3nktvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhkwigryc2x