Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her) metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS Raleigh, NC DANI ORTHAC LIVEShttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtyp4cavx225Only the sexiest sludge26 Aug 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyp4cavx225https://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtxeobrz2c2uVelveeta is good. It’s cheese.26 Aug 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxeobrz2c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtxc6xbmjk2dWe’re just posting through the anxiety tonight, fam26 Aug 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxc6xbmjk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtxc2mchwk2dI gave up on trying to talk about TADC with anyone under 30 [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxc2mchwk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtxaqzholk2yFinished reading Klara and the Sun today. What a beautiful, melancholy bit of sci-fi26 Aug 2026 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxaqzholk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtxaho5mk22yThe music round at trivia tonight was “violent songs” but alas, I was too sick to go26 Aug 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxaho5mk22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtwggoimws2bDolly is a huge part of why I love music What a legacy in song25 Aug 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwggoimws2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtweferlvc2jWhat is wrong with these assholes [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtweferlvc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtrfhsqxhs2vI’m trying to trust that the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book gets better23 Aug 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrfhsqxhs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtquxnmwk22nThe DragonCon Filk track is re-printing songs that have previously been submitted and appeared in their yearly songbooks to make an “Anniversary Edition.” I know cons like GaFilk have done this as well (without contacting anyone), and DConFilk is emailing EVERYONE they have records for. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtquxnmwk22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtprjpjyjs2oY’all, I am *testy* today23 Aug 2026 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtprjpjyjs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtprbbpnpc2oQuote skeet with a game released in the year you were born [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtprbbpnpc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtmwh4ey6c2mY’all: I made a stock with lobster/shrimp shells and the rice I made with it is so fishy and delicious21 Aug 2026 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmwh4ey6c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtm63ihuyk2uWho one-wish willowed that woman into given up her life to print tweets for Trump21 Aug 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm63ihuyk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtm5ysxkik2uI had a dream that AA meetings were also BDSM nights in the church basement21 Aug 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm5ysxkik2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtkegn4msc2xThis. And many SA survivors (myself included) have lots of different relationships to their own sexuality during times when they’re experiencing or recovering from SA or trauma. It’s not just going to look like one particular response and even then it can change moment to moment. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkegn4msc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtjizrlc3s2xTrying to explain InuYasha to four year olds20 Aug 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjizrlc3s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mti2ffgm5k22Making salt dough (with coffee grounds) “meteorites” for the preschool age kids I watch. I put little silicone animals inside. Last time I did this it kept them busy for over 90 minutes. When it gets too quiet they ask me what dying feels like and that’s over my pay grade20 Aug 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mti2ffgm5k22https://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mthc237lt22yMost of these teens aren’t buying these glasses with their own money. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Aug 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthc237lt22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtfqxfunks2pI thought my brother and I would both at least make it to forty, but that wasn’t in the cards. He’d be 39 on this birthday. I miss him.19 Aug 2026 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfqxfunks2phttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtennevmkk2wHe’s not wrong [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Aug 2026 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtennevmkk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtecvufhec2xPerpetually glad both our cats are such late risers18 Aug 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtecvufhec2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mtbvpabc4k2jwHaT’s gOiNg oN??? [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Aug 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbvpabc4k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mt7hedgigc2pPSA: Steam has a bundle of ten Kingdom Hearts games/experiences for $30, including the three mainline titles and PC versions of the side games and cutscenes (excluding Melody of Memory)16 Aug 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7hedgigc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mt65aidrxc2kI propose referring to children as “cum trophies” be stricken from the language but especially from this chucklefuck’s language16 Aug 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt65aidrxc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/metricula.com/post/3mt2os3du3c2zThe audacity to interrupt a shoot to shill for a gambling app [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:w7eltljac2ncp4ffbmzopd6a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2os3du3c2z