Professional me (also cartoonist, Pepper and head-haver) (he/him) https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kturtle/https://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvocpwtcwc2pHow to make a Denver omelette: Step 1: Butter the skillet, using whichever shape of butter you prefer. Here in Denver, there are two!16 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvocpwtcwc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvoblyvybk2mNot exactly the wrong *film*, but Frank Sinatra (Nathan Detroit) and Marlon Brando (Sky Masterson) really really REALLY should have been cast in each other's roles in "Guys & Dolls" (1955). [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoblyvybk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvnx2dszac2mJEGO! Do the honors. ...JEGO? [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnx2dszac2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvmtxnnews2qI'm going to make everyone mad by creating an app called "This Video's Sponsor".16 Sep 2026 09:42 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmtxnnews2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvgrcasncs2tRemember in "Duck Amuck" when Daffy calls the unseen animator who's messing with him a "slop artist"? That hits a bit different today.13 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgrcasncs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mve4apdpzs2i"STOP! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see! WHAT... is your name?" "Sir ChatGPT." "WHAT is your quest?" "I seek the Holy Grail." "WHAT is the number of R's in strawberry?" "One. No, twoOOOooo..." [falls into the Gorge of Eternal Peril]12 Sep 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve4apdpzs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvdj4haoek2iWho Framed Roger Rabbit. And, I wasn't counting, but maybe Luca. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdj4haoek2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvbqdootfs2eMake a band edible Oreo Speedwagon [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbqdootfs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mvbjju2etk27Make a band edible Pjörk [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbjju2etk27https://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mva5y3ya3k2jI just realized that "Coyote vs. ACME" joins the pantheon of films containing a scene where a human actor is driving a car with a cartoon animal in the passenger seat (well OK, in this case the back seat).11 Sep 2026 08:36 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mva5y3ya3k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mv7vg334sk2bI like so many of them I decided to go through and list my two favorite songs on each album. (thread) [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 06:03 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7vg334sk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mv7h7qgpes2aCOYOTE v. ACME [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7h7qgpes2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mv3yfxq3ys2t [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3yfxq3ys2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mv3hxlmyjs2swww.furaffinity.net/view/46826949/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3hxlmyjs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3muzsnn3kr22dSo apparently 18th-19th century French mathematician Adrien-Marie Legendre was a Disney villain. Ya learn somethin' new every day! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrien-Marie_Legendre https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrien-Marie_Legendre#08 Sep 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzsnn3kr22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3muxeted7qk2cRT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open. Period. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxeted7qk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3musfkvtlc22jDo they still make antimacassars? Where can I go to buy a good-quality antimacassar? 'Cause I been usin' that greasy kid stuff (I believe the industry jargon is "sweat").05 Sep 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3musfkvtlc22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mus6jkqqyk2hWeird prompt, but here goes... I am, thank you! I hope you are too. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus6jkqqyk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3muowns23r22qPost your favorite movie from the year you turned 20. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 12:10 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3muowns23r22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mun343y7tc2oThe lid has now completely broken off my outdoor recycling bin. Now I am fully justified in figuring out what hoops I need to jump through to order a new one. Yay...?03 Sep 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun343y7tc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3mul43kjks222Any nonverbal animal or baby in an old Hanna-Barbera cartoon that won't shut up, like that ape that goes "eek eek", or that baby that goes "quobba quobba", over and over and OVER again... [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul43kjks222https://bsky.app/profile/kinkyturtle.bsky.social/post/3muj57qay4c2eIf you see this, post not quite Star Trek [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:w7mvmo6cjhdchlssmct7psok/app.bsky.feed.post/3muj57qay4c2e