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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>News producer &amp; read receipt user</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social</link><title>@katynotperry.bsky.social - Katy Sheward</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3lochjyvyuc2n</link><description>journalism losing to sovereignty is a little heavy handed if you ask me</description><pubDate>03 May 2025 23:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:w7r7efuzb6oxbods4cfqpgof/app.bsky.feed.post/3lochjyvyuc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3llralnx24c2a</link><description>Jerry jones looks like a sentient ventriloquist dummy</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2025 16:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:w7r7efuzb6oxbods4cfqpgof/app.bsky.feed.post/3llralnx24c2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3llrahevyt22a</link><description>Jerry jones looks like a sentient ventriloquist dummy</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2025 15:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:w7r7efuzb6oxbods4cfqpgof/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrahevyt22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3llpbs2cgrc25</link><description>bitches love</description><pubDate>31 Mar 2025 21:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:w7r7efuzb6oxbods4cfqpgof/app.bsky.feed.post/3llpbs2cgrc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3llpa2pw2s22o</link><description>Taryn needs run support, girl is running ragged today</description><pubDate>31 Mar 2025 20:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:w7r7efuzb6oxbods4cfqpgof/app.bsky.feed.post/3llpa2pw2s22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3ll5etnnaas2e</link><description>sitting 1A on the plane makes me feel like I too am part of the flight crew. 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the animals I’m attached to will now live forever</description><pubDate>14 Jan 2025 23:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:w7r7efuzb6oxbods4cfqpgof/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfqffhrhe224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3lfgj6es3yk2n</link><description>went out last night and the tail end of the night is blurry but I do remember waxing poetic about Jalen hurts to strangers</description><pubDate>11 Jan 2025 01:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:w7r7efuzb6oxbods4cfqpgof/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfgj6es3yk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/katynotperry.bsky.social/post/3lek3g2axck22</link><description>airport food should be cheaper on the exit, I want a bag of Chex mix for the road, don’t make me mortgage a house or make a second stop on my way home</description><pubDate>30 Dec 2024 17:43 +0000</pubDate><guid 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