I have been lost for a very long time.https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3mla5lvxqu22pI come from an alternate reality where almost is good enough.07 May 2026 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla5lvxqu22phttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3mla4gbjgec24Yes, this place sucks but for that I blame the terrible decisions that were made and not the people in charge who made them because I'm worried if I blame the people they'll ban me and so I'll blame the decisions themselves as causeless abstractions emanating ex nihilo without explanation.07 May 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla4gbjgec24https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml7yvzavvc24(bear charging out of the forest, standing on its hind legs, and placing a massive paw on my shoulder) Hey, I hate to be the bear of bad news...07 May 2026 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7yvzavvc24https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml7y232los24You are living in the past. I'm living in a pocket dimension from which I observe but do not interact with the present. Ultimately, we are the same.07 May 2026 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7y232los24https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml7xadydhs24Accidentally typing "yourube.com" and crying because it's true, that's exactly what I am.07 May 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7xadydhs24https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml7wuv7xyk25I deserve so much more than what I give myself in the same way that humans deserve so much more than what they give themselves and the world deserves so much more than what it gives itself but the universe deserves less than what it gave itself because there's too damn much of it, I mean really.07 May 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7wuv7xyk25https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml7w6bicmk25You're saying you don't want to strangle me to death? Then why do you have arms? For what purpose could you have arms other than wringing my neck until my eyes pop out of their sockets? And don't say you don't have a reason to strangle me because that's exactly what I'd do to me if I were you.07 May 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7w6bicmk25https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml7vgu2vds25Tapping into the impenetrable primordial generative creation mystery cosmic force to text my mom.06 May 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7vgu2vds25https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml7uokjyuk25I could use another horrifying secret.06 May 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7uokjyuk25https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml5hehbeyc2nI'm unstoppable as long as I never begin.06 May 2026 00:34 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5hehbeyc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml5fvhwstc2nThe other guards make fun of me because I'm bad at distinguishing friend from foe. They've started calling me "Who-goes-there-Johnny."06 May 2026 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5fvhwstc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml5dw46xp225Womb temperature water.05 May 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5dw46xp225https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml5db3g6sc2xThis post is pretty funny, but it would be even funner if someone else said it, maybe a fictional character known for making outlandish statements. Yes, I'd probably laugh much harder if this post was in a speech bubble emanating from one of those characters. I'm chuckling just thinking about it.05 May 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5db3g6sc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml5btplmxs2xStanding alone on the deck of a mighty vessel, fully rigged and sails blown full, my crew either deserted me or never existed, I steer with verbal commands and hand gestures, making for Indonesia or some other unpopulated archipelago, treasure glittering in my mind, the sun burning out my eyes.05 May 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5btplmxs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml5ah7ohz22xIf you've left behind a complicated legacy, I've got a bone to pick with you.05 May 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5ah7ohz22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml57r6mses22(hailing the bartender) I'll have a shot of- whatever. Anything you want. It doesn't matter. I'm probably just going to spill it or taste it wrong or some shit like that because I can't do anything right. I don't even know why I came here. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Put it on my tab.05 May 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml57r6mses22https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml57eyzr2s22Do my senses deceive me? Yes and I fully support their decision in this matter.05 May 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml57eyzr2s22https://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml334wy7v22k[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]05 May 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml334wy7v22khttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml2upfv4mk2eAs you leave the city and travel into the countryside, street gangs give way to dirt trail gangs, repping for the likes of "Squirrel Jump Bluff" and "Wesley Hollow Pass," wearing their colors (different camo patterns), holding hunting rifles sideways, and loitering in shallow creeks.04 May 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2upfv4mk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/shrewtape.bsky.social/post/3ml2rl5lmps27Subterranean imbeciles.04 May 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:waexhpgcg4qzev4drfafd7uk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2rl5lmps27