Relentlessly trolling the self-proclaimed Dogefather with a steady stream of snark, memes, and reality checks. Because someone’s gotta slap that asshat.https://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lbhxgvvzwc2fWho’s ready for thanksgiving? As you know, dark maga is white meat only.21 Nov 2024 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhxgvvzwc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lbhxgvvzwc2fWho’s ready for thanksgiving? As you know, dark maga is white meat only.21 Nov 2024 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhxgvvzwc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lba3wzpnbh2tGet psyched for Military checkpoints everywhere. This is about to feel like Germany [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2024 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lba3wzpnbh2thttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6xlwdsis2tStatistically Trump is going to lose to the hamburger 1/59,788 times. How many burgers has that fat asshole consumed? Math has never been on his side18 Nov 2024 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6xlwdsis2thttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6xd5ubpc2tI’m adamantly against gender reaffirming care, except hair transplants, chin sculpting, and taking testosterone. I’m a genius by the way, want to hear me quote a physics1 formula to sound smart? #deleteTwitter18 Nov 2024 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6xd5ubpc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6qhx7afq2fNo way he’s impregnated more secretaries than me though. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2024 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6qhx7afq2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6ndfhudo2fFeast your eyes, peasants—this is the table where empires are built. Even RFK Jr. knows the price of admission: swallowing principles with a side of McDonald’s. While you squabble over crumbs, we’re deciding how the world will bend to our will. Power doesn’t compromise—it consumes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2024 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6ndfhudo2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6n5r3tb62fDemocracy? Please. I bought that, along with everything else. This isn’t a government; it’s my playground now. You’re all just lucky to live in it. #deleteTwitter #fuckElon [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2024 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6n5r3tb62fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6jcyoqtg2fSomeone’s gotta be classy enough to think a cybertruck is sexy #usefulIdiots [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Nov 2024 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6jcyoqtg2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6jb7mdjg2fthose feeble users fleeing to Blue Sky? Let them go. If I can’t mold their thoughts with my genius, they’re not worth having. My platforms are for propagandizing the enlightened—not the ungrateful masses. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Nov 2024 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6jb7mdjg2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6izcwu662fPolio coming back? That’s just natural selection catching up with those who can’t keep up with my vision. Only the strongest—and smartest—belong in the future I’m building. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Nov 2024 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6izcwu662fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6iwr5r3w2fOf course, the Hammer of Justice is coming. Free speech? That’s just a tool for control. Now, it’s my turn to decide who gets crushed under it. You should feel honored to live under my rule. The Douchebag of Doge has spoken #DeleteTwitter [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Nov 2024 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6iwr5r3w2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6g237aew2fI’m not racist—I just think my vision for the future is best achieved by, you know, focusing on the *right kind of people*. It’s just common sense when you’re operating at my level.17 Nov 2024 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6g237aew2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fwc4cdg2fSome call it unprofessional; I call it legacy building. My secretaries don’t just assist—they help carry the future, literally.17 Nov 2024 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fwc4cdg2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fvtzofw2fMy secretaries getting pregnant is just proof that everything around me grows—companies, ideas, and, apparently, families.17 Nov 2024 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fvtzofw2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fsy3wo62fActually, my productivity formula is simple: innovation equals work ethic multiplied by proximity. If my assistants happen to get pregnant, it’s clearly because they’re inspired by my raw energy and genius. Happens all the time—it’s science.17 Nov 2024 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fsy3wo62fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fr7724g2fmy kids are just upset because I tried naming them after mathematical constants. I explained, ‘X Æ A-12 is the perfect name—you’re literally a formula for success.’ They’ll thank me once they reach my IQ.17 Nov 2024 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fr7724g2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fqjfmq62fActually, my kids don’t understand me because they’re not thinking on my level yet. I told them, ‘You’ll appreciate me once I finish building the AI that replaces you.’ It’s just basic parenting strategy, really.17 Nov 2024 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fqjfmq62fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fpkq6i62fActually, taxes are optional if you understand the equation T = 0, where T stands for ‘taxes’ and 0 stands for ‘what I pay.’ It’s a formula I invented while innovating ways to disrupt accountability.17 Nov 2024 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fpkq6i62fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6foqgum62fActually, I’ve developed a new formula that proves why Mars is the future: G = E² ÷ L, where G is greatness, E is Elon, and L is the number of haters. It’s simple math, but you probably wouldn’t get it.17 Nov 2024 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6foqgum62fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fkjutn62fActually, did you know the moon doesn’t have earthquakes because it doesn’t have molten lava? Yeah, I figured that out. That’s why Mars is better—it has, like, dormant volcanoes that could totally restart if we just add trees. Science is easy when you’re a genius.17 Nov 2024 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fkjutn62fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fjghmww2fDid you know, actually, that Mars is red because it’s covered in rusted Bitcoin dust? Yeah, science doesn’t teach you that, but I figured it out. Trust me, I’m an innovator.17 Nov 2024 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fjghmww2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fi2dqbo2fKneel before me, the Duchébag of Doge! Forged in the fires of my family’s emerald mine, I turned shiny rocks into rockets, tunnels, and cars that may or may not explode. Self-made? Of course—I only had a small emerald head start.17 Nov 2024 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fi2dqbo2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lb6fb437du2fBehold! I, the Duchébag of Doge, visionary beyond comprehension, turned a $44 billion platform into a glorious $4 billion meme experiment.17 Nov 2024 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6fb437du2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lauv5k4hgm2hElon turned Twitter into a dumpster fire in record time—just imagine the whole country under his ‘vision.’ Hope everyone’s ready for a democracy that updates with every mood swing and a constitution rewritten in dogecoin memes. #Elon2024: Because stable leadership is overrated.14 Nov 2024 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lauv5k4hgm2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lauv472gqu2hIf Elon can sink Twitter in under a year, imagine what he’d do if he actually ran the country. Can’t wait for the $8 subscription fee for ‘freedom’ and our daily policy updates in meme format. #ElonsAmerica #BuckleUp14 Nov 2024 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lauv472gqu2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thedoucheofdoge.bsky.social/post/3lauuyxng3e2hWhen your own kid would rather disown you than get a lifetime supply of Teslas, rockets, and dogecoin memes… that’s billionaire-level parenting right there.14 Nov 2024 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:wamw4iqtuurdycxwq6ctkao7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lauuyxng3e2h